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Is there a Mrs. Saturn, Mr. Saturn?


Written by King Banana

I love them. You love them. Dr. Andonuts worships them.

I知 talking, of course, about French crullers.

...But what I知 really here to talk about is the mysterious race of something known only as 溺r. Saturn. And therein lies the problem. There are apparently no women in their culture, and there are at least a dozen of them running around Saturn Valley. It痴 assumed they came from space. But how did so many of them get there?

One possible explanation is mitosis. This would involve each of the Saturn痴 cells duplicating one another, resulting in cells with identical nuclei and DNA patterns. This

explains why all the Saturns look and act exactly the same. The Saturns would probably enter a sleep-like trance for this, since they are multi-celled organisms. However, this is probably the most unlikely scenario, given the massive amount of time and energy required to split that many cells.

Of course, since they池e from space, we can assume they might use the 斗aying-eggs-in-your-chest-cavity means of reproducing. This involves the Saturns kidnapping hapless people and leaving a Saturn larva inside their chest. However, since the Saturns are friends of everyone ever, with the exception of Master Belch, this is instantly dismissed as utter nonsense.

Howeverit is known to most that the Saturns are super-geniuses. If they are, indeed, from an alien world, it is possible that each Saturn in Saturn Valley is a clone of an original Super Saturn on whichever their home planet is. Therefore, we can assume that the final truth is that all the Saturn clones were sent around the universe to spread their knowledge of things like time travel and cloning things (preferably hot dogs) to any sentient life forms they encountered.




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