Well, today after I got a message from someone whose name I can't remember in response to my plea for article ideas in the newsletter #24 or #25, I can't remember, but anyways he said that it was weird that the Spiteful Crows had sunglasses and bow-ties. I made a mental note of this and went to school. There, I wrote the main body of this article because I got tired.

Personally, I never thought of this ever before, and only when it was brought to my attetion, did I actually notice it. Also, when I knew about it, I thought it was really funky, or Funktastic.

I have my own theory, which I'll mail to Diospadre when he brings that up, and that is that the crows just came from a load of funky parties, where ever they came from. These parties had so many lights and such that they needed the sunglasses to see properly, if you've seen those lights, especially strobe lights, you'll know that they're really bright.

They have the ties on because they needed to make a good impression, which is very important at parties. Not that I'd know : ^ (.

But the most probable explaination is that Giygas' influence has done some real funky stuff to them, and caused them to all wear sunglasses. They are very happy about all of this, you can see that they are smiling.

I don't have a picture readily available, but you can see for yourself in the Game Images section in Earthbound on the side-bar.

I have nothing left to say on this topic, but if any of y'all have any ideas about anything that's Funktastic enough to be written about, E-Mail me at seanaroo@hotmail.com, or use the one that's usually at the bottom of the page. You'll feel satisfactory afterward. No promises.