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Written by Rockwell
Well, this is my second article. I hope you like it.
I'm pretty sure that you know Shrooom! as one of the Sanctuary Spot. But how did
he turn into that creature? You might say Giygas. But I don't think so. Look at
Shrooom!, he looks like something that was exposed to radiation for a very long
time. There is two ways that he could have turn out that way, radioactive or
evolution.
Ah, radioactive, one of nature's goodness. Okay, not really. Perhaps, Master Belch
was so busy eating Fly Honeys and didn't noticed all the goo piling up. So he
decided, "Hey, why don't I get rid of it?" To accomplish that, he went into a cave
where the 'Your Sanctuary Spot' was. Problem was, he was too lazy to hide it
underground. So he just dumped it on the ground above a fungus. Soon, the fungus
was exposed to the radioactive and began to mutate. Not a pretty picture, I assure
you.
Now, there is the other option, evolution. Mankind was evolved from an ape. Why
not Shrooom!? Perhaps, it was 196X, when he evolved. What did he evolve from? A
Ramblin' Evil Mushroom. Yes, you heard me. A Ramblin' Evil Mushroom. You see
the REM had no intelligent of its own. It was just a mindless drone. But there was
one peculiar mushroom that had a higher IQ than the rest. Just higher than the
REMs, but lower than a Mr. Saturn. The REM having a big difference from the
others, went and evolved into a Shrooom! Soon, the REMs began to respect it for
its intelligent and hideous looks. Why? I don't know. It lived for 30 years then it
was "tame" by Ness, Paula and Jeff. I don't think Shrooom! was "tame."
Well, there you have it! One of life...er... um... I mean, EarthBound biggest
mysteries solved. If you see a Ramblin' Evil Mushroom evolving, "tame" it quickly!
Until then, Adios!
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