5) Starbucks seems to be appearing everywhere these days...
-- SuperSpeedy
4) After his defeat, Master Belch converted his hideout into a great disco, the password however, remains unchanged.
-- JeffCentaur
After unusual weight loss was experienced by local inventor apple kid, it was soon discovered that Master Belche's factory had been turning out more that just fly honey. The authorities have labeled the factory a crime scene and placed master belch in custody for production of illegal diet drugs. Numerous witnesses have been called in.
-- Fred
2) Paula and her friend finally arrived at the new complex for the Stoic Club, but unfortunately, today they would have no deep thoughts -- Onett's police stumbled in and called in reinforcements to safely roadblock the entrances.
-- Artemis251
1) Now the weekend news...Threed's first bachelor auction was unable to raise more than $6 for local charities this Saturday. The decision to hold the auction at Belch's Canning Facility behind GrapeFruit Falls proved unfortunate, as at the last minute Belch refused to allow quote "cootie-toting smelly GIRLS" into his base. Auction organizers purchased a cookie with the proceeds and divided it up between several orphans.
-- Hylian Jean