He met a monkey...

A Monkey..

Having lived in a place like Dalaam which is very much sheltered from the outside world (which is why it's so mysterious), it seemed to the Talah Rama that he never come across a monkey before. Obviously like all of us..It intrigued him. The shape the form the texture it's behaviour in various enviroments(especially). He was in complete awe aftering meeting this exotic creature. The monkey as well took an interest in the man with the yellow hat...- I mean Talah Rama.

They then both traveled together and finally came to Dusty Dunes Desert. The Talah Rama gazed over the vast desert He finally found what he had sought for. The Desert seemed to hold something unique. Almost nostalgic to the Talah Rama. It seemed so lifeless and desolate but so vast. Unlike Scraba this land still had an obvious use to it. Creatures still inhabited it and People even made shop over the land. And maybe it was just the fact that It was not to far from a palace such as fourside which gave you the complete irony, so irony that you almost could taste it in your mouth if you bit your tongue really hard.

So the Talah Rama decided to stay In Dusty Dunes Desert. His monkey companion didn't think he'd last really long in the desert. So having monkey see'd monkey do'd the teleportation techinique he traveled to various monkey places and told them of this enlightening friend and they were intrigued by the man in the yellow hat too. So they all traveled back to Dusty Dunes Desert and began to build a suitable environment for themselves.. one that was cool and dry and safely away from the Desert heat. Thus they created a comfortable home for not only the moneky's but also The Talah Rama which found a quiet place the ultimate place to reflect upon one's self. One that was quietly stored away from all the world's trouble's.

Having lived not too far from fourside..the monkey's came and went to awe at the spectacular.. they ate pizza, burgers ,Skip DX sandwiches and Coffee. So it became somewhat of a utopia for all of them. And in celebration of this utopia and love for Talah Rama one monkey wrote a song. And it echo's throughout the caves of where the Talah Rama resides. Unfortunately though the Talah Rama realized this wasn't actually what he had sought for. After meeting his monkey friend he realized it was only but a fraction of it he truly was searching. So in The quiet Corners of the Cave The Talah Rama continues to mediate quietly and not to far (actually right beside him) his faithful companion watches him awe and in much interest as he searches for whether that be true happiness or the way of the banana.

As for how the Talah Rama journeyed to his ultimate state of enlightenment, no tale tells. Even Ness and his group, the only humans known to have talked to the Rama, did not learn of his past. Of course, during those days there was more important things to worry about than the Master's past. With Giygas completely corrupting the world, Ness had to achieve partial transcendental enlightenment and the ability to teleport immediately.

A life spent towards meditation usually means that the person was either spiritually attuned to begin with or that their overindulgence towards hedonistic pleasures finally burned itself out. In the case of the Talah Rama, it appears that he was always in sync with the universe. Talah Rama had been observing the actions of the one called Giygas for some time, but watching the subtle machinations of the Embodiment of Evil from afar for a long period of time is physically and spiritually draining. In the tradition of Poo's master, the Talah Rama set out to find the most desolate place in the world to continue his meditation.

In time, others began to seek out the master, namely monkeys. Now, some would ask why they would stay with the Rama. The monkeys had much to be grateful to the Master. By their own account, he taught them language and allowed them to stay in his labyritnth away from the blazing sun. The monkeys soon became his willing helpers, seeking out those who were vital to the Future (such as Ness and co.).

The Talah Rama leads a lifestyle everyone should attempt to emulate.

The Saturns have come,
and now it is time
for people to eat
lemons and lime.

For Saturns have taken,
their magic staple,
peanuts and cheese,
and the TV cable.

Ol' Rama was dim,
as stupid can be.
Until he had found
the MAGIC MONKEY!

Now he was real dim,
Ill give you all that,
the monkey was smart,
and Rama was fat.

They both crossed the desert,
with huge herds of humans,
until they went under,
in tons of albumen.

Rama exclaimed.
but monkey just sat there,
by an egg he was slained.

He sat there eating,
all of the egg,
when a blood clot had
removed use of his leg.

Now he just sat there,
but lucky he was.
he switched brains,
with SANTA CLAUSE!

Santa fell straight,
into the ground,
and Rama had left,
to see what was found

of the monkey's family,
boy was he stupid,
the only monkey left
was the valentine cupid.

now he had imagined,
and matter was formed,
a monkey, JUST LIKE HIM EXCEPT STUPID!

Well i can't think of any more rhymes. faaa. oh well.

Afterwards, Ramza encountered Zero from MegaMan X (Star Master, remember?) and MegaMan X himself (Buzz-buzz, that is) and he decided to follow after them into the world of Mother. He adorned a turban, brought his monkeys with him and left behind his loyal crew. Including the incredibly awesome-powa-ful Orlandu! *sigh*

Within his newfound cave home, he decided to find enlightenment via choclate pudding with Zero (Still Star Master) and learned true happiness is a warm pizza pie and lots of soda. Basically, he doesn't do many useful things to benefit mankind, but he has been known to obtain rare items from lazy delivery boys and girls. All-in-all, what he really does most of his life now is sit around watching MegaMan and Sonic The Hedgehog re-runs (Occasionally Mario too) and eagerly looks forward to Saturday morning cartoons. Why do you think Ramza was never found again after FFT?

Thank you.

Talah Rama lead a fairly normal life until he was about 12 years old. He was exploring the land with his family, and was passing through the Dusty Dunes Desert. On their way across, they ended up getting lost (The road wasn't added until later) and wandered around for what seemed like and endless amount of time. Suddenly, tragedy struck as he and his family were attacked by a herd of Bad Buffalo. They all fought as best as they could in their state of extreme fatigue and thirst, but alas, they could do nothing. Talah Rama blacked out, expecting to be dead when he awoke. When he finally awoke, he was surprised to not find himself in the afterlife, but in a cave, surrounded by monkeys. He had a splitting headache, but he sat up. As he rose, one of the monkeys made a sound, and they all crowded around him. It was then that it dawned on him that the monkeys had saved his life. Possessing PSI powers, he slowly learned to communicate with the monkeys. He found out that sadly, the rest of his family had been killed in the buffalo attack, and he was the only one they managed to save. After a period of mourning with the monkeys, instead of going back to civilization, he decided to stay with the monkeys since they treated him with such kindness. The cave they were living in was in a very pitiful state, so, with the monkey's help, they all rebuilt the caves, dug deeper, and made what was almost a fortress in the dirt. He helped the monkeys establish a more civil behavior, and soon they were as a community. They lived in relative peace from thereon out. Talah Rama never really missed humans, since the monkeys were just as nice to him as any human had ever been.

Now, as for the monkeys, we see a very different lifestyle than would normally be expected. Throughout the game Ness comes across monkeys that live in rather inhospitable places, such as: Winters, Deep Darkness, and the Dusty Dunes Desert. It is possible these hardy primates already lived in the shifting sands of the desert by the time Talah Rama arrived. Regardless, they quickly adhere to him as their leader - possibly because he isn't as aggressive as the other humans in the desert, mining not too far from their own cave.

Anyway, seeing that these monkeys were intelligent enough to exist in such a desolate place, Talah Rama lived among them and taught them what he knew. Obviously the monkeys were set up in the crazy underground maze to prevent people from interrupting his meditations and reaching further enlightenment. In payment for such services the monkeys never wanted for bananas, and it would seem the more promising ones even learned special techniques from the old man (such as teleport - which is later passed to Ness).

Originally he was a part time worker at Mach Pizza, and he got around a lot. Delivering those Pizza's not only slimmed him down, they gave him insight as to the many people and their strange likings for Pizza toppings.

Eventually he got fed up with his job, but used his funds to build and underground complex that would be furnished with the finest things. Sadly only the excavation was finished, the workers jipped him overtime.

Being fed up with people for both their weird pizza taste, and their greed, so he needed a more reliable, yet similairly intelligent workforce.

Taking a lesson from Darwin, he enlisted Monkeys, putting up flyers all over the world, mostly VIA the super Secret Mach Pizza delivery routes.

The Monkeys came, bringing with them wonderous foods and gifts that each of them happened to like. They aslo taught Talah Rama how to use psychic skills to talk to them.

With his horizons broadened, and the Monkeys discipling under his wonders knowledge of Pizza toppings Talah Rama settled down and meditated.

Thus, Talah Rama and his Monkey's established themselves.

A little far-fetched for a theory, but good nonetheless.

Eet ees seemple. One easy explanation, brain surgery.

Talah Ramah was once an ordinary meditating person. But later he learned PSI Teleport Alpha. He decided to use this in order to rule the world. This is what he did:

1. He caught a bunch of monkeys.

2. He then taught the monkeys Psi teleport Alpha.

3.He repetitively had them teleport into the drugdtore in Fourside.

4. All this drugstore bonking damaged the monkeys minds ;(

5. He kept doing this until all the monkeys thaught Talah Ramah was their leader and/or god.

6.The monkeys wouldn't take over the word because of how they bonked their heads they became peaceful.

7.Talah Ramah adapted a friendly life style and lived in peace with the monkeys.

He chose monkeys because they weren't too smart and not too dumb incase you were wondering. That way the monkeys aren't idiots who can't tell a Ramblin' Evil Mushroom from a Bad Buffalo. Sometimes the monkeys know to much and they are sent too Winters. That is what happened to Mr. & Mrs. Bubblemonkey.

Now i'm going to write more angry letters, bye!

Well, that's about it. All in all, I think that Talah Rama is just a kind man seeking elightenment. I may be wrong, but oh well.

One day while floating around Deep Darkness, he came across the monkeys who lived there. Talah Rama was looking for followers to teach and pass down his PSI to, he already asked humans but they he was crazy and was using strings to float. Most of the monkeys accepted his offer and Talah Rama took them to the desert to avoid distraction of visiters and he taught them the most easeist PSI power, PSI Teleport. One of the monkeys paniked while doing this and disintigrated, but otherwise everthing was okay. Talah Rama is now teaching the monkeys PSI Levitate in the room you see him in, that room is also his meditating room because the rocks in there reflect brain waves back into the mind and highten PSI.

One of the monekeys made up his own PSI called PSI Language.(he's the one who talks like other animals)

NOW YOU KNOW!!!!

Any who after the tank got blown to bits, the guy went out looking for it. However he accidently steped on the mine that i spent half an hour looking for but didnt find. So the mine blew up and sent him to the monkey cave. How did he get so far? Well the mine was powered by a hole in the space/time contiuum called a "Plot hole". When Tali Rama awoke he found himself in the cave and he had the power of the plot!!! Of course the monkeys obeyed his commands because he floated (He actualy floates because he eats at Taco bell. Stinkin' chalupas!!) Then he PSI teleported all the way to Eagleland and went to a nothern desert just like home. And thats how it happened.

Talah Rama lived in Dalam as Poo's spritual advisor or something of that matter. He spent 3 or so years as the advisor, until he had a mental breakdown from being jealous from Poo's rep with the ladies. (Just goes to show ya that bald is sexy)

After quiting that job, he was traveling in the Dusty Dunes Desert, hoping to get to Fourside and be a act at the Topolla Theater, but passed out from sunstroke. When he came around, he saw a hazy brown figure in front of him. Thanks to being crazy from the sunstroke, he could understand the brown figure, who was constantly chatting in some weird language. When his vison came around, it was a monkey. He then found out he could talk to monkeys.

After finding as many monkeys in the desert, which for some reason he found enough monkeys equal to the population of New York (give or take a million), he used a just-realized PSI power to make tunnels in the ground for the monkeys to live, plus some help from the Monatgue brothers working on their mine. After that, the monkeys have been forever faithful to him and worship him as their God.

In short, Talah Rama made a wise choice...when monkeys take over the world (along with the Mr.Saturns), he'll be on their side and won't face the horrible fate of mankind when that event happens.