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You'll never see Mike's socks again...


Well, the snow has been piling on all week, and is now over a foot deep. :D Yay for me! We haven't had snow like this in more than five years. :(

Anyway, Fan Melee has been updated again. Luigi won, and this time, unbeleiveably, only one person got it right. Come one people! He's not that bad, is he? You should have a little more faith in the skinny green plumber! Just because he's always in Mario's shadow doesn't mean he can't hold his own in a fight! LEARN A LITTLE RESPECT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE-
Well, anyhoo, enough rambling. Congrats to KrazyKraken for being the ONLY PERSON who managed to win this round.

I also put up a few new screenshots in the Fan Shots section, once again courtesy of EBounding. I recieved those pics a few days ago, but I only now got around to optimizing and posting them. Really now, if it weren't for EBounding, the Fan Shots section would have almost nothing in it. Now you all should learn a lesson from him and send me screenshots. That is all.

E-mail MrAccident Posted by MrAccident 1/31/2002 at 0:01:56


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Balmy January Weather


Yep, time for another supa coo Apple of Enlightenment update. Gotten a few entries, but I'm sure there are many more out there, so keep sending them in. For the curious, so far I've received:


Hintguy Strikes Again
Jeff: Man, is it HOT!
Death of Frosty
Winter off ice
Channel 267 News
WaterWorld: EarthBound Edition

Masta Saturn
Jeff Erbrecht
BryceyBoy
EB Robert
Dakkon Blackblade
Starstorm Trooper


Add yours to this list for my next update. Nothing to lose but a few hours of your precious time! For the curious, forgetful and uninformed:

This week's topic is: What would happen if Winters had a spring thaw?

Remember that Saturday is the due date, and it looks like I'll be updating right at midnight, so don't be late.


E-mail dJeu Posted by dJeu 1/30/2002 at 16:23:09


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Evil Dept; Xodnizel


Sorry I haven't updated for a while, but I have double the stuffage in this update. First, I got a Starmen.Net Hoodie page up in the misc. merchandise section. Then I got.. new auctionsAnd remember, whenever you go to Old Country Buffet, LINE THOSE POCKETS!
E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 1/29/2002 at 20:45:58


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new photos from my party!


If you get an email titled 'new photos from my party!', please, for the love of all things holy, don't open the attachment. I've gotten 20 of them today. Everyone is sick of these stupid viruses and the people that open them thinking 'Wow, I don't even know this person, yet they're sending me photos! I bet these will be GREAT!' So please, use common sense and don't open weird files from people you don't know. Don't open weird files from people you DO know either.

In other news, I'm really busy right now working on various other websites. I'll hopefully get back to some more Sm.Net stuff in a week or two.

Don't forget kids - Sloth loves Chunk!

E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 1/29/2002 at 0:50:05


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I want snow ;_;


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E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 1/28/2002 at 23:05:32


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Polls Updated


The hardest job in SM.net history has been updated. That's right! I'm talking about the POLLS. Last week's question was what people thought about SSB:M and most people thought it was excellent and worthy of praise. However, some thought it was the spawn of satan. INTERESTING.

Anyway, this week's poll asks your favorite SSB:M character. How long will we milk SSB:M? IT'S A MYSTERY.

Someone give me something to do plz.

E-mail EBounding Posted by EBounding 1/28/2002 at 19:05:09


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Gwah! Foiled again!


Hey hey! Fan Melee has been updated. It looks like I made a big mistake in the last match, because there were way too many winners. (ONOS!) But I think you'll find the next round slightly more challenging. >:D

I also added a new Secrets Guide to the Strategy section, so for those of you who don't already know how to unlock all the little hidden goodies in Super Smash Bros.: Melee, go check it out now.

I still haven't managed to get a video capture card, and my inbox has not been crammed full of SSB:M screenshots lately, so it looks like a few people are going to have their socks fed to the penguin.


E-mail MrAccident Posted by MrAccident 1/28/2002 at 2:15:19


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Hyperspeed Late Update!


Trivia's updated, I have to go now, but here are the winners:
BlueAntoid, bulma_saturn, Captain Spam, CPTCrunch, Cracked Bat, Daveman Deluxe, d`Jeu, Falcon24, Heero0m, KMKakarotto, Kopii Paula, MikeyNess, Mike the EB Guru, Mrs. Saturn, Picky, OmniFalconX, SSJ.Ffish, Stareyes, Starman Beta, Starstorm Trooper, UltimaWepn, Xtreme EB and Zerge2001.

I updated earlier, but forgot to make the update announcement. Foolish me.

E-mail Anthadd Posted by Anthadd 1/27/2002 at 23:27:30


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Another update by me, how rare.


Just to let people know, I've updated and fixed stuff in the EB in SSBM page. Thanks to all those who pointed out some mistakes. Thanks to Titanic Ant for the cool logo too :) I'm still in need of a leftbar pic. The thing about leftbar pics is that they need to be easily readable. Also, an animated one would be good in this case, as it might get people's attention more that way. And we want attention drawn to this page.

At any rate, check out the page, and if there are any mistakes or things that you think should be added, let me know.

E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 1/27/2002 at 19:46:45


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Chapter 9: First Contact


Got a new map this week!And I need to correct something I said last week: The EBZ Revamp Project was started by Jonk and inspired by LousySpy. Click here for more info.
E-mail AmzRigh Posted by AmzRigh 1/27/2002 at 15:50:38


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We have manga!


After 20 years of non-manga-y updatiness, I return with some more! Thanks go to Sr. Jonk, whose next goal is to bake EarthBound cookies, for setting me up with scans, doing editing of the scans, and lots of other hard work.

Anyway, go enjoy the Manga section before it becomes a Pokemon Manga section.

With luck the section will start being updated every Sunday again, with 2 more pages each time. I think we'll be able to get through only one volume before I leave, so we'll still have plenty of content for a long time.

E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 1/27/2002 at 14:15:31


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AoE is A-Okay


Well, my first Apple of Enlightenment has gone off with any noticable problems. So if you want to check the winners without going through the main page, click on that link a few words back. I don't want to spoil it here. But here I will write the final six entries I recieved. Enjoy.


I AM CANADIAN fluke
EARTHBOUND TRANSLATED
What is this all aboot?
Mooseland!
Canada, eh?
Starmen.net, eh?

PikaBot
SCPH
Jeff Erbrecht
Eggy
Everdraed
Falcon24


Hmmm... Anything I've forgotten... Oh yeah,

This week's prediction is: What would happen if Winters had a spring thaw?

I was going to use this later on, but considering the weather lately, now is the best time. Enjoy.

E-mail dJeu Posted by dJeu 1/27/2002 at 10:23:11


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HEY AQY


GUESS WHO'S UPDATING AT 5:15 AM I WIN HAHAH
[Edit]: GUESS WHO'S UPDATING AT 7:15 AM I WIN HAHAH

E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 1/27/2002 at 5:13:24


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Ambient Temperature


I updated Flukes. Good flukes this week, as always. Thanks a lot to the people who name their flukes correctly, you make me very happy.

A note to everyone who is part of the Earthbound Team for the UD Cancer Project: UD has shifted the main focus right now to anthrax instead of cancer. This doesn't bother me too much, and after the anthrax protein is uncoded (which shouldn't take too long), then it will switch back to cancer proteins. If you only want your computer to do the cancer proteins, you can go to the UD site, go through the Device Manager, and deselect the box for anthrax.

Be kind to your fellow Earthbounders, for they are people too.

E-mail Wampa Posted by Wampa 1/27/2002 at 0:13:12


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EarthBound for SSBM players


Since I know a lot of Smash Bros. Melee players don't know much, if anything, about EarthBound, I thought one of the best ways to let such people know more about EB was to make something like this. It's kind of basic right now, so I hope fans out there will pick up any mistakes or important stuff I left out and let me know about it.

I'm talking of course about this. If you're ever somewhere talking about SSBM and somebody asks a question like "What in the world is Mr. Saturn?" or "Who's Ness? I ain't heard of him", point them to that page. That is an order, mister.

In other news, a manga update coming tomorrow!

EDIT: Oh yeah, I need a new logo for that page, the current one is pretty bad. I also need a leftbar pic for it. If somebody would like to help me out, I'll be ever so happyful :) :)

E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 1/26/2002 at 20:13:14


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Listen to radio!


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E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 1/26/2002 at 15:59:35


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All Day Radio


To make up for all the weeks I've missed radio, I'll be broadcasting radio from now to somewhere around 10PM central, starting at 7 or 8 central with the earthbound music and so on. The all day stuff will mostly be random, but I'll make it to your pleasing when I'm at home.

Random things today will be junk like Mother remixes, vgame remixes, gta3 chatterbox stuff, ff7... I just picked a bunch of cool stuff.

Anyway! ENJOY.

aquas.dhs.org:14824

p.s. I'll hopefully have a hoodie page up in the merch section tonight.

E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 1/26/2002 at 14:43:48


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New! Improved! And I have a headache!


Brand new stuff! Old-school resubmissions! All this, plus why I don't like Pine-Sol anymore in the latest Fanfiction update!!

i'm still alive

E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 1/26/2002 at 11:47:55


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Finals exam are tough


Yeah, it's my time to complain about them. Okay, I'm done, and now back to your irregularily scheduled Apple of Enlightenment update. Here's the latest batch of entries:


1. Going Down?
Canadian Eagleland
Oops
Gruff Kids, Eh?
Canadabound!?
Giygas???
Hardest battle yet!
All are...WHAT?
A New Beginning
EarthBound in Canada
America's Favourite Canadian
Canadian EarthBound Top Ten
I Am Canadian
Canadian Mr Saturn AMP (gif)
Canadian Mr Saturn AMP (WinAmp skin)
Ness in Canada
Friendlier People

SkullkidLink
CherryBomb + Sir X-Wolf
Super Sayjin Chrono
Andy (GotARiverFenixEP)
pogo$punk
pogo$punk
Everdred
Bluegoo26
Glenn
Dakkon Backblade
Silent Wind of Doom
KMKakarotto
KMKakarotto
ShadowX
ShadowX
spaanoft
murkkie


Quite a bit, and there's still one more day. Just remember that your entries are due Saturday at Midnight EST, 11 Central, 10 Pacific and 6 PM Sunday if you are, or live near, an Easy Trivia staffer. I don't feel like making judgement calls, so get them in beforehand and we'll all be happy. Results and a new topic will arrive magically on Sunday. For those of you who have forgotten and don't feel like looking at the page:

This week's prediction: What would happen if EarthBound took place in Canada?

Good luck. And on a completely different note, I always thought I was America's favourite Canadian...


E-mail dJeu Posted by dJeu 1/25/2002 at 23:55:37


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Mwahahahah!


Well, I've finally thwarted all you Fan Melee contestants! Only four of you won this time! FOUR! Hah! I could count you all on one hand, if my penguin hadn't nibbled off most of my fingers! Well, anyway go check it out now and see if your name's on the list. Don't get your hopes up, because it's probably not.

Anyway, there are a few more screenshots in the Images section. Yes, I know, they were there two days ago, but I was too lazy to make an update for seven new pics.


E-mail MrAccident Posted by MrAccident 1/25/2002 at 13:27:10


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This is not a polls update.


It is actually a Mailbag update. As you all may have heard, EBounding and myself have switched jobs.

This weeks (or should I say months?) co-responder is d`Jeu.

Check it out!

And don't forget,

[@Anthadd] OK I'm rapping / Now I'm gone / Goodbye channel / This is a bad song.

E-mail icEFusioN Posted by icEFusioN 1/24/2002 at 18:02:34


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High on Coffee


My favorite track name from Jonk's ever so popular PSI Rockin' CD, given only to those who contribute their efforts to make EB cooler and keep it survivin' etc.

There's a page up for it in the music section.

An even quicker link is here.

EVERYONE SING ERICBOUND!

E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 1/24/2002 at 0:21:56


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The Rivalry Begins...


Anyway, congratulations to Pineapples for getting the SSB:M job at Moonside.Net. I look forward to the competition, and let's keep this a clean fight, folks. :D

I updated Fan Melee again, and it's another hard one this time. Congratulations to the winners of the last round, who were still quite numerous even though I intentionally made it harder.

I also added another Ness FAQ to the strategy section. It's excellently written, and is a must-see guide for Ness beginners and pros alike.

Once again, I must inform people that sending me SSB:M screenshots is a good thing. I plan to purchase a video capture device soon, but until then, I want to see my inbox crammed with screenshots every single day. (Which, oddly enough, has become a concern now. HotMail doesn't like it when your account exceeds 2MB of storage space, and I have recieved several warning to this effect since I became a staffer. Fortunately, those suckers at MSN give you five days to get rid of the extra luggage, so it makes little difference.)

EDIT: Yeah, Tomato. I figured you could use some press exposure. But I think I made the tomato's eyes just a little too small.


E-mail MrAccident Posted by MrAccident 1/23/2002 at 17:45:48


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Holy Macaroni!


You guys remember NP Siege II, right? It took place about a year ago. If you don't remember, now you'll find out about it. It seems that in the latest issue of Nintendo Power there was a shot of an office with a lot of fan envelopes. And among those were a whole bunch of NP Siege II ones! Cool eh? Check it out below:


Thanks to Unicron for the latest scan. I also slightly updated the NPS2 front page, so go look.

P.S.: I'm in Nintendo Power! Mwahaha! Soon they will bow to me.

E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 1/23/2002 at 16:35:54


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Status Report, Sir!


Fan Art is nearing completion of its super-duper diet/makeover/redesigning. Expect to see some huge changes taking place tomorrow. I'd like to take a moment to thank my good buddy Jonk for helping me with the image resizing. Just for that, Jonk's Corner is going to get a tremendous makeover as well.

Right now, entries in Name That Fan Art are still few, but I can tell you that one person has the correct answer, and you don't want to leave all the glory to just one person! Check out Name That Fan Art, and make me proud by guessing the right answer!

Remember, there's a huge prize package available to the best artist who submits a Mother 1/3 or Smash Bros. related Earthbound Fan Art. You don't want to miss this at all! Remember, this week is Fan Art Week. If you haven't really been paying attention all this time to Fan Art, you ought to. The amount of talent within this community is utterly stunning. You'd be surprised.

E-mail Sephy Posted by Sephy 1/22/2002 at 22:39:10


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Canada loves AoE


Well, there's some new stuff added to the Apple of Enlightenment. Okay, one thing, but a really cool thing. A Winner List. Now you can see how many times people have won this crazy little contest. And now going back to the update process thingy, just to give you some inspiration, here's the entries I have recieved so far.

Current Prediction: What if EarthBound took place in Canada?


Onett -- Canada version!
When Mounties Attack!
Good or Bad Choice?
A Canadian Crisis
Onett in Canada
AoE First Entry
Pokey....Accused!
Saturn Valley, Canada

SLing
JapanMan
JapanMan
JapanMan
Deepfreeze
Super Sayjin Chrono
AvaLance204
Everdred


Pretty funny, coming from a Canadian perspective. Keep them coming, though. The deadline for this week is Saturday at midnight.

EDIT - I know the Japan Man gifs aren't working, they are in a different format, so Japan Man, and everyone else who is going to submit, a gif is NOT a BMP with gif at the end. IT IS A DIFFERENT FORMAT, please submit stuff properly.


E-mail dJeu Posted by dJeu 1/22/2002 at 21:31:16


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More Fangameage!


Whee! Two Fangames! This is the level editor that will be used in the new and improved version of the game Mommy!. Includes all the features you'd expect from such an utility, and then some.





SLing has releas