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E-mail shadow Posted by shadow 1/31/2004 at 18:04:50


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Fanfricken' Fanfics


Some delightful treats for you guys this week. First we've got a couple of awesome installments to a couple of ongoing stories. Check them out! They are classy to the max:

Then we have a freaking amazing group fic fresh from the Interactive Fiction board, by a variety of different authors including myself and the former section maintainer, SimonBob -- along with other authors you'll recognize like Giampi and JamesPicard_007! I now present to you the sequel to the fanfic that CHANGED ROCK HISTORY:

GIFE II: GREATER THAN THE GREATEST IF EVER
Two Kings Productions

Go check them all out! But don't read them all in one sitting. Your head might explode from the sheer awesomeness. Anyway, send some fanfics my way, my brothas.


E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 1/30/2004 at 22:24:11


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New Toys? No New Toys...


So sad a Patrick.

Sometime ago (October) I reported that according to Yujin-Net a 10 piece set of Mother 1+2 gashpon (gumball machine) toys would be released last November in Japan. Well, seems like they were not what anyone was expecting. Take a look see.

Yup, cell phone cleaners. Not little toy versions of Ness and crew. Sigh... Someday. Someday...

E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 1/30/2004 at 19:49:18


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-=EarthBound/Mother2=-


The EarthBound/Mother 2 section has been updated. I have some high quality wallpapers for you. I am using the Mach Pizza one right now. Good job, you three. This is one of the best updates in awhile.

Desktop Wallpaper
  • EB Earth Logo - Erik
  • Starmen.Net - EvilPuffBall
  • Mach Pizza Catgirl - Chewy
  • Mach Pizza Catgirl (Large) - Chewy

    Submit your EarthBound/Mother 2 related materials.

    I am convinced that "View To a Kill" by Duran Duran is the best song ever.

  • E-mail Colin Posted by Colin 1/30/2004 at 16:43:55


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    >>Poems>>


    Only one addition to the Poems & Songs Department today :(

    Mmm poems... Send me some more!!! ^_^;;


    E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 1/29/2004 at 19:27:31


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    Radio with SUPER SPECIAL GUEST


    Yes, radio will be again on this friday, with a special guest DJ. She doesn't go to starmen.net, but she's offered to help me do the radio. (Actually, she's offered to dye my hair, but she'll be around when the radio's on so I asked her to help.) It'll be awesome, but it won't be possible without Requests!
    E-mail SLing Posted by SLing 1/29/2004 at 6:53:02


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    Ayaaaeee! I think it’s Auctions!


    It is!

    Auctions will smash the guts out of your wallet! (ew)

    Go now! And do not be anxious about the future of your bidding!

    E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 1/28/2004 at 23:27:17


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    NW Baby!


    I got a little Nostalgic Wednesday for you today! Sephy wrote up on this baby!

    My discovery of Starmen.net - By Fobbio

    In the quest to find out why people come to Starmen.Net and why they stay, sometimes there's nothing more useful than an honest history. Fobbio gives us the entire process of his coming to Starmen.Net in a frank and revealing manner. This article shows Starmen.Net as a fansite, news source, and as a social forum. In this time of EarthBound deficit and pending site overhaul, it is important to take a look at the site and see that all these different aspects of the site work together synergistically.

    I haven't been getting many up-to-quality articles as of late. Send me some. articles@starmen.net

    P.S: Articles won in the favorite writing section poll! YOU KNOW I'M DOING THE HAPPY DANCE RIGHT NOW!


    E-mail PappyCat Posted by PappyCat 1/28/2004 at 21:04:34


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    Shazam!




    For those of you who haven't noticed, I've been making rennovations in the links section in order to clean things up and make the overall sexy level escalate. It's not nearly done yet, but it is done enough that I can assure everyone the section is fully operational and eagerly accepting new links submissions. Speaking of which, I now announce a new Site Spotlight to you all:

  • EB Tabs


  • As well as Updated Sites:

  • Giygas.net

  • Earthbound: UNLEASHED

  • Kitaki Monkey


  • There are new sections I'm working on to add to the links section, including tips on making totally tubular Earthound websites, a list of recommended free webhosts, and spotlights on Japanese websites with introductions and navigation maps to allow non-Japanese speakers to check out some of the content and see some awesome Mother fanart that a lot of people don't realize they're missing.

    I'm asking for everyone's help in pitching me good free webhosts (or even cheap paid ones) that they know of, as well as ideas for the new sections. Let me know here.

    E-mail Chewy Posted by Chewy 1/28/2004 at 4:03:38


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    Polls Updated


    The polls are updated. Here are the results from last week:

    What's your favorite section?


    Articles: 41.32%

    Fanfics: 32.93%

    Mailbag: 25.75%



    Total Votes: 167

    Wow, that was a bad poll. Maybe this week's will be better:
    Do you think Ness will be in Mother 3?"

    So go vote!

    E-mail EBounding Posted by EBounding 1/26/2004 at 22:26:51


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    Update and an Announcement


    Trivia has been updated. There were a couple close calls, but no one won.
    The announcement is as follows: I have officially codified my behaviour for cases when nobody wins trivia. Although you have to scroll by it to reach the questions, I'll reproduce it here: if no one gets them all right, they stay up for another week. Unless a certain threshold of entries (10) is not reached, in which case I replace the questions.

    E-mail Anthadd Posted by Anthadd 1/26/2004 at 0:02:04


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    Auction Pointers


    Three important things to remember when bidding.

    1. Read auctions carefully.
    2. Only bid what you are willing to pay.
    3. Someone can outbid you at the last possible nanosecond even when you think the auction is over and you start to do your Ultra Auction Dance of Joy! (But that doesnt happen all the time)

    Auction advice to live by.

    May you all do the Ultra Auction Dance of Joy soon.

    E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 1/25/2004 at 23:49:28


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    >>Poems<<


    I'm going out of town for two days, so here's some early Poems to cover my absence. ^_^;;

    I still haven't posted all the poems I've recieved.. thank you everyone for sending me them! Send me more.


    E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 1/24/2004 at 23:57:28


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    Fresh New Mailbag Scent!


    Hello again! I told you I'd be back! If you've been living under a rock since Thursday, I'm switching jobs with Falcon24, who's nothing short of a real good sport. It's my pleasure to introduce you to the first Starmen.Net Mailbag in which I answer questions in an official capacity, instead of as a co-responder or overtime bonus html writer! But don't worry, we've got all your favourites too, like MikeTheEBGuru and that one Leeman guy! Read it now, and don't forget to write us another letter!
    E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 1/24/2004 at 23:54:25


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    A possibility of radioless Saturday Night!!! Onos!


    Here we are in the American savanna, observing a wild Sephy in his natural habitat! Now, every January, the wild Sephy migrates from his home back to school, a long and lengthy process that proves his wild animal powers. Now unfortunately, this often disrupts his weekly activities, and one of those activities in danger is Saturday Night Radio. It's still quite possible that his show will be on, but no blamesies if he's not up and running in time to play jams. But be sure to check out DJ Funk Madunk AKA Dowshax's set at the 6pm hour tomorrow. And don't get to close to the wild Sephy or-*chomp* Oh bloody bull me leg!!
    E-mail Sephy Posted by Sephy 1/23/2004 at 19:45:32


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    Polo Merchandise


    Its Winter time, so it only seems fitting to update the Merchandise section with something you should not be wearing out in this cold weather. Oh so very cold.

    I came across this a while ago. Not one the the most flashy of Mother 2 related shirts, but its a polo shirt! Some of you wear polo shirts. You know who you are.EBounding.

    E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 1/23/2004 at 17:06:37


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    >>Poems>>


    Some cool poems from Naeroon:

    Send me some more poems!


    E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 1/22/2004 at 21:39:04


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    .:Thursday EarthBound Update:.


    The EarthBound/Mother 2 section has been updated. I know I wasn't supposed to update until next week, but this wallpaper is just so cool that I had to post it.

    Desktop Wallpaper
  • Ness's Room - Wheelchairboy

    Submit your EarthBound/Mother 2 related materials.

    Oh, and in case any of you were wondering what I look like with blue hair, sunglasses, a trench coat, and a gun, your wishes have been granted.

  • E-mail Colin Posted by Colin 1/22/2004 at 21:06:19


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    Jamie Radio AND SLing Radio


    Jamie M Says: "Hey this is Jamie_M comandeering SLing's news account again. I will be doing radio tomorrow from 9-12PM EST. I will again be taking requests, so email them to me at jamie_m@sympatico.ca. As always, for help or info regarding the radio, check out the radio page at /funstuff/radio"

    SLing Says: I'm doing radio tomorrow from 7-9, unless unfortunate circumstances arise. mail me with requests please.

    E-mail SLing Posted by SLing 1/22/2004 at 18:27:02


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    FANFICTASTIC


    Hello, my name is Falcon24, and I am your new fanfic section maintainer.

    ...

    aaaaahahahahahahahahaha

    *cough* Evil laughter aside, I bring you the following bits of awesome for this week's fanficcin' delight:

    Updates will continue to be on Friday evenings. I only updated a day early because I am going on a trip this weekend and I don't want to let you fine literary folks down. In any event, in case you haven't figured it out by now, my web buddy SimonBob and I have swapped jobs. It may be temporary, it may be permanent, I don't know. It was his idea nonetheless. So in the meantime, all you awesome writing duders just continue to send in your mindblowingly cool stories.


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 1/22/2004 at 18:20:44


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    Abide Auctions


    Oh my gosh its Mr. Baseball Hat! And for only fifty dollars!

    I still gotta enough to bid on Auctions!

    Were off to fight the Sharks. Off to fight the Sharks. Hey wait, thats me...

    E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 1/21/2004 at 20:01:06


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    148 Voters, 16 Winners -- AND MORE!!


    So, if you couldn't guess, the Fan Melee is updated now. I know...it's been a LONG time. A touch over 3 weeks to be exact.....I know what I did wrong, and I'm willing to pay the consequences. *stands before a vat filled with liposuctioned fat* I'll jump in if it makes you happy....

    ...and before I do so, lemme just tell you that the Fan Shots are updated too. ErrandBoy was nice enough to lend us his artistic talents this time around.

    *jumps in* *sploosh!* awww...it's salty.....this guy ate a lot of pork.....awww, aww!!!

    E-mail Pi Posted by Pi 1/21/2004 at 18:23:53


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    ART&COMICS will heal all!



    Ness in Battle by Graperoad

    FOTW has been updated with a colorful and artistic piece by a longtime EarthBound artist, Graperoad! If you didnt check out the FANART UPDATE last week, you can now! :)


    COMICS has been updated with some comics by the talented Hawaiian and Eyes 5. Sanctuary, by Eyes5 is a new comic strip highlighted on the site. Check out the series- Sanctuary. New enemy is close behind.


    SPEC - WITWIPM!? has been updated with a comic by Flint (artist of Monkey Gum!) that continues his excellently executed comic series. For the slate next week is a new Have bat, will Travel.

    Oh and there is a big site contest community project thing this week that's gonna get started. Get ready to Ransom the 14th letter. >:)

    E-mail Jonk Posted by Jonk 1/20/2004 at 2:04:11


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    Polls Updated


    The polls are updated. Here are the results from last week:

    Is Starmen.net your homepage?


    No: 71.75%

    Yes: 28.25%



    Total Votes: 400


    Here's this week's poll:
    What's your favorite section?

    I realize I'm sort of reusing an old poll. But that's OK! This one only has three choices though; Mailbag, Fanfics, Articles. The three "fan-writing-type" sections. So that's my excuse for reusing the same question. But feel free to send me anything else you want polled.

    E-mail EBounding Posted by EBounding 1/20/2004 at 0:03:53


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    Monday Mailbag Update


    A couple of days late, and way too many dollars short, I have updated Mailbag! Another solo week with no Falcon, feel free to read up on what are some of the favorite EarthBound quotes of visitors to the site. And after that, submit to us what you think of the exciting announcement of the re-release of the Mother soundtrack.

    Oh, and get ready for some mondo changery around Mailbag. Earth-shattering stuff, gang. URNOTE

    E-mail MikeTheEBGuru Posted by MikeTheEBGuru 1/19/2004 at 13:19:48


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    ISOZARS


    In Search Of Zeth: A Reid's Story

    I need to get a hold of one Justin Zeth, a.k.a. Zeth, a.k.a. guruzeth, a.k.a. Captain Crunch, a.k.a The Artist Formerly Known as Captain Crunch, a.k.a. TAFKACC, a.k.a. cwill, a.k.a. some billion other names. Anyone with information on contacting this LOOSE CANNON will be rewarded with a thank-you from me (priceless). An email address would be good, assuming he checks it. And, yes, I've already tried zeth@starmen.net, so forget that one.

    [UPDATE] PappyCat is the winner. A big thumbs down to the rest of you slowpokes who don't respond within two minutes of the original request ;)

    [UPDATE UPDATE] PappyCat = Anthadd? The rest of this compelling story at 11. For now, back to Sportsman Steve, who's going to tell us how much Indianapolis now hates all of New England.

    In other news, the site restructuring is going very, very well. TheMadCreator continues to hit it hard, with Frieza and ROFISH taking on quite a bit of work as well. shadow has begun work on the CSS/HTMLitizitation of the design, which I've nearly completed (completed completed, not just finish completed...yeah.) Hopefully we'll have Tokage back soon, as well, rounding out the dev team once again. Heck, maybe spaanoft will show up and prove to us that he is, indeed, not dead, because a lot of us are really worried about him :( If you guys have any information on him, too, please email me and let me know.

    I'd also like to remind the staff to get their butts into the staff forum on the new fud, as many things are happening. Missing these important things would be very detrimental to one's staffhood.

    E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 1/19/2004 at 1:23:18


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    Ow! My jaw hurts!


    Trivia sees an update yet again. EBisumaru and CPTCrunch, in something other than alphabetical order (which is how I normally order the winners), won last week.