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Whoopsies


After getting about 3 million e-mails about Plo's Hard Trivia, Tomato realized that our mailer script wasn't chmodded correctly thanks to me and my not-logic-following ways. Its fixed, feel free to go give it another shot.

Hooray for Tomato, the chmod +god -R

E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 2/28/2002 at 20:31:55


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Plo's HARD Trivia




YOWZA!! Plo's HARD Trivia has been updated!!! Everyone do a jig! And I threw a new feature into the already growing haphazard mass of monstrosities!!..uhh, my section. Forum ranks! But you can only get one if you earn at least a red badge (10 points or more). There's more details inside, so GO PLAY IT! You have nothing to lose but your sanity!!


E-mail Plo Posted by Plo 2/28/2002 at 7:21:44


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Fan Melee Badge 1337ness


The brand spankin' new Fan Melee Badge

Well, whaddaya know, a new incentive for a whole bunch of people to enter Fan Melee and generate loads more work for me! It's the new Fan Melee Forum Badge, and you can earn one by winning a lot of Fan Melee matches. Every ten rounds, a badge is given to the person with the most wins for that ten-round cycle. Simple, isn't it? Now go enter Fan Melee.

Oh, and a big hearty round of applause for the first recipient of the Fan Melee Badge, RaSeb. Yay, and stuff.


E-mail MrAccident Posted by MrAccident 2/28/2002 at 1:44:30


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Hello!


The name's Everdraed, the new Fun Stuff staffer. Hopefully, I'll be another productive, and efficient member of the Starmen.Net team, because if I don't, then what would be the point?

Now, as the new staffer, I'm going to try and spruce up that cobweb infested section, add a little pizazz as it were. Most notably, I have some fairly large plans for the Flash Section, as you have probably already guessed. Ever wanted to learn how to make a pretty movie, or submit one that you've already made, so everyone can stare at it and bask in its glow? Well, your dreams have come true. So, to sum it up, expect big things, hope that laziness doesn't over power me, and start booting up your Macromedia software! Thank you, and good night.

E-mail Everdraed Posted by Everdraed 2/27/2002 at 22:20:12


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Excuse: email was down.


I do want to say a few things. First off, a new Spotlight has been chosen, so don't send me anything, except for the sake, keep that coming. Another thing is, is that people are now getting confused on how the frequently updated icon () works and are emailing me questions about it. To clear things up, I am going to start that up again. What you have to do, is update, with reasonable content, for a certain amount of days. I have not desided how many times a week or month or whatever. When you do, the icon appears next to your site's name on the updated sites list.

Another thing is to make sure you send both your site name and URL each time you update. Not only is it eaiser on me updation wise, but it also makes it eaiser to count how many times you have updated.

Today's Updated Sites:URL Additions:Have you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.

Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.

E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 2/27/2002 at 16:07:41


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This is not a test.


Well, I was going to update Monday afternoon, but I got sidetracked, and then one thing led to another, and a busy evening combined with an equally busy Tuesday to thwart my productivity.

I've updated Fan Melee again. There were a lot of winners this time, owing to an unfortunate mistake by myself; namely, putting Jigglypuff in the fight. That's about it for now, but I'll be updating with a revised version of Heero0m's Secrets Guide whenever he sends it to me again.


E-mail MrAccident Posted by MrAccident 2/27/2002 at 11:38:34


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SKNAKY CHEESESTAEK


I updated the Starmen.Net Convention 2001 with a new chapter concerning the Virtual Grind, mugz0rz, cheesesteaks, and THE ZONE, which will be revealed in its full glory in the next chapter.

I probably won't be updating again til around Friday, or maybe Thursday night. Have a few exams coming up, and on top of that, after getting 6 inches of snow at Purdue, who wants to study? I've got to take my residence hall door off its hinges and go sledding down Slayter Hill! WOO!

Hi Koalyak.

E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 2/27/2002 at 0:53:09


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Plo's HARD Trivia




GAH!!! Plo's HARD Trivia HAS BEEN UPDATED!!! Yes thats right! Err, huh? What? No, I didn't say Gymnoge's lard tibia has been imp raided, go clean the wax out of your ears ya filth bag. BUT FIRST PLAY HARD TRIVIA!!!!!!


E-mail Plo Posted by Plo 2/26/2002 at 0:17:43


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Polls Updated *LUNA*


I have a theory...if you slap LUNA on anything, people will come towards it. Why this is, is a total mystery...but here are the results of the poll, "What would you most like to see on SM.net?":


Regular updates of dying sections (LUNA'S EASY TRIVIA, etc): 38.84%

Detailed bios of the people involved in EarthBound (Shigesato Itoi, Keiichi Suzuki, etc.): 24.79%

Complete SM.net walkthroughs of both EarthBound and EB Zero: 22.04%

A newsletter : 14.33%


I'm pretty certain that the "Regular updates" would not have had such a lead if "LUNA" was not slapped onto it. But you can let Luna know you want Easy Trivia updated by emailing her HERE!.

Anyways, the polls have been updated with a new question. So go vote there. And don't forget to vote for EarthBound at RPGamer.com! *LUNA*

E-mail EBounding Posted by EBounding 2/25/2002 at 20:00:31


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RPGamer Poll


Nsbrainbox has informed me that there is a poll going on right now over at RPGamer. If you scroll down the page on the right you'll see it. Keep in mind we're casting our votes, not tipping the scales by voting 100 times. Lets see how much support we can drum up for EarthBound, though. Go Vote! :)
E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 2/25/2002 at 15:35:32


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An Intentional Update


Yep, from the only regularily updating Apple of Enlightenment staffer. So you want to know who won last week? Check the winners page. I believe that's all I feel like writing for today, except,

This week's theme is: What will happen when Orange Kid becomes famous?

Good luck, get everything in before next Monday, and trying to type and sing Petit Love to work up my voice to try and do Milly auditions is very difficult. I suppose this is one of those "Too much information" things. Oh well.

E-mail dJeu Posted by dJeu 2/25/2002 at 14:47:33


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Hi reid


Sure it's not 7AM, but 4AM is still good on sunday.
I was looking through some old emails and FireDragon had pointed out many typographical errors on the SM.Net Hoodie page, so now they're fixed. That is all. Eat turkey.

E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 2/25/2002 at 5:03:18


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Spilled the Bucket of EarthBound..not


Once again, sorry I didn't do radio this weekend. A lot of the time I'm doin stuff on the weekends.. maybe we need another poll for a different time. I dunno. With that aside, I have a mass of auctions for you all. *EDIT* I really don't have a mass of auctions, my hyperlinks stopped recognizing the ones I've been to, and I accidentally posted some ones already posted. But now I think I have it fixed. I knew it was kind of odd with 2 auctions for the EarthBound carts w/ Illusion of Gaia -_-. So here is the shortened auctions listAnd remember kids, if the link is purple, you're a turtle.
E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 2/24/2002 at 23:07:24


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Yet Another Random Update


OK. Now, as the only trivia staffer who actually updates regularly, I feel that it is my responsibility to atone for the reclusiveness of my fellow trivia staffers by updating once a week.

At any rate, I've updated trivia. The following people received perfect scores: AmzRigh, The Boss, CodeHunter 64, Cracked Bat, Daveman Deluxe, Death by Clocks, Heero0m, Kopii Paula, PikaChan, Shadow the Hedgehog, and UltimaWepn. Congratulations.

E-mail Anthadd Posted by Anthadd 2/24/2002 at 22:01:23


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Another Random Update


Hey hey! This update is brought to you from El Casa de Foppy. I've spent the afternoon here getting my butt kicked in SSB:M. Well, I'm not doing that bad, most of the time. Darn you Captain Falcon! Why do you have to be so fast??

Anyhoo, I've updated Fan Melee. Foppy finally got to see me play out a Fan Melee match right before his eyes, to make sure they're not specially rigged to make him lose. They're not, but he lost anyway. So, uh, go check it out and stuff.


E-mail MrAccident Posted by MrAccident 2/24/2002 at 21:44:46


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Manga Update


Manga is updated. Today we see more of what happens when life for the Tendas goes bad. Thanks again to Jonkor, and thanks to these green tea cookies that I am now addicted to.

Other important things:
  • Important thing 1
  • Important thing 2

    And there you go. Happy manga reading and stuff!

  • E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 2/24/2002 at 18:39:56


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    *sounds of things being tossed*


    Wai! In a big hurry. Almost time to go. But here is your update! Brought to you by SimonBob, hero of mine. :D :D :D There's of course a new Theories topic plus the results of last week's topic are up, and wow are there a lot. Keep up the participation level people! Also, Svbman updated his PSI and Enemy Guide. So there you have it! Now where did I put that... *more sounds of stuff being thrown*
    E-mail Miishal Posted by Miishal 2/24/2002 at 18:07:29


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    The band played on...


    This week, again, I have new music!And, as a warning, updates for the next two weeks looks doubtful. Next weekend, I'm in Edgar Lee Masters' Spoon River Anthology, playing the parts of Hamilton Greene, Searcy Foote, and Dippold the Optician; the weekend after that, I'll probably be gone camping. But if I receive some submissions in time, I may be able to pull off an update in the 90 seconds or so I'll have free.

    P.S.: My mom is insane with joy that the Canadian men just won the gold medal for hockey. She acted equally goofy the other night when the women got gold. And no, she's not Canadian: she was born in Texas, just like I was. Confused? I don't blame ya.


    [EDIT] Hey, I just found a poll over on RPGamer asking about the best SNES RPG post-1994. Go and vote EB!


    E-mail AmzRigh Posted by AmzRigh 2/24/2002 at 17:33:50


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    Crashing Bang Boom Attack!


    I realize that its only one chapter, but tonight we're going for quality! If you haven't read anything up to this point, you might want to check out the latest chapter in the Starmen.Net Convention Report, as this is probably one of the more entertaining chapters thus far! Enjoy :)
    E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 2/24/2002 at 2:56:23


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    Saotome_Ranma: Wampa is EBROX I think.


    Sorry Saotome, I had to :(.

    Yes, Cherrybomb and I have updated Flukes. Oh yeah, and Chuck Jones. :(

    Edit: Oh yeah, and thanks to dokutake for helping too
    Edit 2: "Little boys who aren't polite give the Pro-choice movement a reason to exist"

    E-mail Wampa Posted by Wampa 2/23/2002 at 23:16:29


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    Chuck Jones: 1912 - 2002


    Its a very sad day, I can't say much more. I used to be a huge Looney Toons fan, with special aversion to Bugs Bunny. To this day his crazy old cartoons still make me laugh.

    Rest In Peace, Chuck Jones :(

    Also, I'll be updating the Sm.Net Convention Report much later tonight.

    E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 2/23/2002 at 21:59:27


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    Thanks, Rofish! :D


    Alrighty, then! The Mailbag has been changed around a bit. All the main points I announced yesterday have been put on the main Mailbag page. It's a little bit of a new format, and if you'd like to comment on how much this new format impacts your daily life, (as I'm sure it does) you can write to the Mailbag!

    See ya'll around!

    E-mail StarmanDeluxe Posted by StarmanDeluxe 2/23/2002 at 20:34:23


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    Good Luck StarmanDeluxe!


    Today's Updated Sites:URL Additions:Have you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.

    Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.

    E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 2/23/2002 at 19:50:14


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    Read Fanfics and WIN!*


    When you read Fanfics, you can WIN!* That's right, we've updated with great new work from folks like Starman Beta, Ramblin' Mushroom, and Cracked Bat! So go read it and you could be a winner!

    Other important winners:

    • Bloop
    • The Canadian Olympic Women's Hockey team, who won gold in a fast-paced high-penalty match with the USA on Thursday night
    • Sweden, beating Canada 6-5 in Men's Curling last night for the gold
    • Me, because I get to bump down SMDX's first post and call him "n00b"

    Of course, as Zeth says, "we're all winners." That's good, because everyone likes winning. If you're a winner, send in your winning Fanfics!

    *Winning may be a purely emotional experience with no tangible prize

    E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 2/23/2002 at 8:09:08


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    New Mailbag Staffer! Whoo!


    Yes, you guessed it! I'm the new mailbag staffer here at Starmen.net. I'm ultra-super-slap-happy to be here. Yeah, ok. First, you can submit any mailbag stuff to mailbag@starmen.net. I will be updating every Sunday, not counting this upcoming one, cause then I'd probably have like, very few letters. First, lemme explain a few new features of the mailbag:

    • A new 'contest' (with no prizes as of yet) has been released. If you submit a truly good and well-thought-out letter, you will get branded as 'letter of the week,' unless somebody else sends in an even better one, so do your best in making well-thought-out stuff. An honor, I'm sure!

    • Also, every so often, I will be functioning as a Helpline! yes, that's right, Mailbag will now offer help in EB! Even EB0, if you're feeling retro-ish!

    • Fianlly, I will be taking on a Mailbag co-responder every two or three weeks. So, if you're interested and have some thoughts to share, email me! These can go to starmandeluxe@starmen.net. . I'll pick one every so often and take your replies, as has been done before.

    Hmm, that was a short list. As more time passes, I might just add more. Until then, you can (once again) submit to .

    Oh, right, this week's topic: It's been a loooong time. More than a few years, to say the least! Do you still play EB? Do you even play SNES anymore? Or are you too addicted to GameCube? Also, another topic that I might be willing to respond to, if you're loucky: Any strange things happen while playing EB? Like, say, your Mom saying "Ey, *name*, how would you like some of your favorite, your ABSOLUTE favorite... Steak!?"
    ...
    Yeah, so that wasn't that weird. But, you got any weird stuff like that? If so, send it here! Remember, the address is mailbag@starmen.net. .

    E-mail StarmanDeluxe Posted by StarmanDeluxe 2/22/2002 at 23:49:05


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    Tasty Articles


    Wow, I'm beginning to run out of update titles. Anyway, articles has been updated! On time too! WTF?

    That's all for the time being, although if you send me more I may update a second time this weekend!

    /me glares in guru's direction


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 2/22/2002 at 19:10:00


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    Being sick isn't fun


    Yeah, flu like symptoms all week. But that has nothing to do with the Apple of Enlightenment. Here are the (very few) entries I've recieved thus far.


    Sprite gag #365
    Paula does martial arts?!
    You're grounded!
    Paula gone bad!
    No underwear?
    Remember to wear your protective cup!
    That is so Ryu-like!
    I told Poo not to teach Paula Karate...
    Tomato Ouchie

    Ryanbomber
    Jeff Andonuts
    Jeff Andonuts
    Anthony.P
    nessboy2001
    sTiNkY_gHoSt
    Kris
    Death by Clocks
    GotARiverFenixEP


    I know there's a lot of creativity out there, so I expect the incoming folder to be filled with great entries by the time I get back. If you forgot,

    This week's topic is: What would happen if Paula took self defence/martial arts classes?

    Good luck, and hand your stuff in before Monday, okay?

    E-mail dJeu Posted by dJeu 2/22/2002 at 14:43:26


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    kyo (AND PATRICK) luvs u


    I've once again updated the Starmen.Net Convention 2002 page with two new chapters, where we meet Kyosuke and ctoner. I'm glad to inform you that from this point in the story onward, things only get weirder and more hilarious. Now go read the story, Patrick requisitions you!!!

    HO HOHOH I REQUIZ YOU AGAIN! WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO POKEMON DEX #546? WRONG ITS CLAMMYSAMMY YOU LOSE THIS TIME