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Last Auctions Of 03'


Happy New Year everybody!

Auctions will see you again next year.

May all of your auction bidding for next year go just as well as this year. Or, uh, better!

E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 12/31/2003 at 21:49:27


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134 Voters, 24 Winners!!!


Not a bad voter-winner ratio, huh? :)

Anyways, if you couldn't of guessed, fan melee is updated. Go check it out, and keep climbing that ladder! Especially since we got a three-way-tie for first now, and a power-struggle on the 10-Melee-Badge ladder. Cool stuff!!

And, I know it's early, but, HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone! Have a fun (and safe) New Year's bash!!

E-mail Pi Posted by Pi 12/30/2003 at 14:30:32


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Polls and Googlizing


The polls are updated. But I want to point out something that's somewhat important first. If you search for EarthBound in Google Starmen.net will end up being the sixth result when it really should be the first. A big reason for this is when people link to SM.net, they link to it as Starmen.net and not EarthBound. So if everyone who has a website links to Starmen.net as EarthBound, whenever there is a search for EarthBound in Google Starmen.net will be the first result if enough people do this. If you don't have a website and want to help, just make a Geocities/Tripod type site, and put in the link EarthBound on your page and "update" it regularly. You can also try putting the EarthBound link in your signature on any forums you post on. Google will hopefully get the hint and searches for EarthBound will first lead to SM.net. I'm sure more people think of EarthBound as a video game and not some new-age hippie herbal farm. So let's give it its rightful place.

Anyway, here are the results from last week's poll:

So what did you get for EB no Matsuri this year?


I've been bad! I got a petri dish of flesh eating virii. My face is halfway gone.: 35.11%

I've been good! I got a shiny new copy of EarthBound!: 33.33%

I don't believe in EB no Matsuri. But there was kangaroo doo on the roof.: 31.56%



Total Votes: 225


You be bad! And now for this week's poll:

Did you ever recieve EarthBound as a gift?

Ok, so go vote and link to Starmen.net as EarthBound. Have I emphasized it enough yet?

E-mail EBounding Posted by EBounding 12/29/2003 at 14:53:24


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Auctions > Sweaters


Did you get a purple sweater with a snowman on it for the holidays instead of a nice shiny EarthBound Cart? Don't be bummed, cause here is something to make you feel better!

Auctions, one size fits all.

A purple sweater with a snowman on it? What were they thinking? I mean, when are you going to wear this? :P

E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 12/28/2003 at 23:28:38


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Harper's Index, Trivia Style


Days since last Trivia update: 7
Days until next Trivia update: 7
Trivia updates in between: 0
Number of submissions received this week: 2
Number of submissions that scored 5/5: 0
Average number of submissions, per week, received over the 2.5 or so years I've been running Trivia: 40-some

In short, there isn't an update this week because I only got two submissions, neither of which were 100% correct. This is theoretically (and most likely) due to the holiday season, but it's still rather anaemic and disturbing; it is not due to me not announcing the update, because I did announce it. The same questions will be asked this week, and the two people who entered over the last week will be free to enter again this week. I'm hoping for an increase of at least 50% in turnout; three submissions is far, far better than two submissions.
So submit, and if you don't know something for sure, just guess or go with your best instinct. Sometimes you'll be right.

Did I mention I only got two submissions last week?

E-mail Anthadd Posted by Anthadd 12/28/2003 at 21:10:26


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We ain't done yet!


Radio PSI - EarthBound Nonstop Beatdrop - DJ Seph G // DJ Dax
Do not forget to rock out Radio style!

Contrary to popular belief that Radio PSI has fallen off a cliff and is now hospitalized with sixteen broken ribs and a fractured tibia, Radio PSI is indeed rocking your socks every week, including TONIGHT!

If you aren't tuned in already, you can tune in by following:

THIS HERE LINK

Shadow will be breaking you off with spectacularization, and yours truly will be picking up the pieces at the 9pm EST spot. So what are you waiting for? Get to the list'nin!

some assembly required, batteries not included. please refer to the users guide for health risks. please ask your doctor before starting any radio routine. radio psi may be harmful for your docility. winamp 2.x, 5.x, foobar2000, or any other ogg stream player required. copyright 2003 bogus booger productions all rights reserved. for sale and use only in the united states, canada, and the rest of the world.

E-mail Sephy Posted by Sephy 12/27/2003 at 19:19:54


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-{F}- Boxing Day Spectacular


We got Fanfics comin' your way like a hook to the jaw! Oh yeah!
Send me more or I'll rip down your shower curtains! Because that's what boxers do! They take out their rage against the world that denied them Fanfics by ripping down curtains.

E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 12/26/2003 at 21:27:12


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Merchandise On Fire


I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday time off. Here is some Merchandise for you all to enjoy as well! This is a rare item, once owned by Shigesato Itoi himself!

You can expect many more items to be added and updated to the Merchandise section over the winter break. Huge awesome updates are a lot easier when you don't have exams, papers, and many chapters (never really got to those...) in overpriced text books all in the same week. So keep your eyes open for some great stuff heading your way!

E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 12/26/2003 at 21:26:57


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Merry Christmas!


So, what did you guys give? :) I know what some of you gave... because I got a STACK of AWESOME Funfest entries!!

SubmissionsSubmitter
How The Grinch Stole Earthboundskur-v
What Ness Got For ChristmasThe Floppy/Doom
LeT iT SNoW, BoiNG!Lumin
The Reason Giygas Became EvilTaylor Southerland
Jeff's Winter WaitJeffdude
Ness and the StarMen.Net Partyjeffdude
Ness walking through wintersjeffdude
Spirit of StarmanStealthShadow
What Pokey Got For ChristmasThe Floppy/Doom

You guys don't know how much these entries make my day :~) I can't wait for the next slew of awesomeness! Until next time- and MERRY CHRISTMAS! Hope you all have a good one! :)

E-mail Luna Posted by Luna 12/25/2003 at 18:45:16


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EarthBound on Wednesday?


The EarthBound/Mother 2 section has been updated today, instead of its usual Thursday. Instead of not updating for a few days, using Christmas as my excuse, I figured I'd be a good little staffer and update one day early... instead of a few days late. Oh my, will Santa be good to me this year! And check it out... a new EB WINAMP SKIN and more EB WALLPAPERS!

Desktop Wallpaper
  • Skyrunner - Frieza
  • Giygas Tile - FairmontGrue

    WINAMP Skins
  • Sky Runner - Preview - Frieza

    Submit your EarthBound/Mother 2 related materials.

    On a slighty related note, I have officially froze my personal EarthBound webpage, Allotta EB Junk. You can read my last update and check out all the work I did before becoming a staffer here. Well, it brought back some memories for me anyways...

  • E-mail Colin Posted by Colin 12/24/2003 at 21:53:11


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    Merry Auctions Everyone!


    Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Joyus Kwanzaa, and a Happy Festivus to the rest of us!

    Auctions under the tree.

    Now I am off to wrap some presents, Urfbownd style. Happy holidays everyone!

    E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 12/24/2003 at 20:39:25


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    MOTHER 3 BAMFOOZLE!


    Hey, I've got some crazy news for all you guys! After many months of nothingness, we now have an update in the Mother 3 section!

    We now have a new interview up! Woo hoo! So without any further delay...

    CHECK OUT THE NEW INTERVIEW


    This one's got Itoi talking a little bit about Mother 3 for GBA. Seriously, check it out now; it's worth the read.

    A big big BIG thank you to Masada for translating these. Hopefully there'll be more to come in the future... Stay tuned!

    E-mail Skulryk Posted by Skulryk 12/23/2003 at 12:37:04


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    Dun dada DUNNN


    Tomorrow night, Santa will be coming down my chimney in New Zealand! Excited? You BET I am! But I'm kinda disappointed with how funfest is going... I waited for days, expecting heaps more entries! But, well, here's what we've got this time around!

    SubmissionsSubmitter
    WorthlessMr. Uranus
    A X-mas StrutLoki
    WintersPineapples
    Chosen Four ChristmasSuper PSI Boy
    Tessie's Winter JourneyLousySpy
    Belch's ChristmasUkinojoe


    Not bad, but this is the Christmas Funfest! I KNOW you guys can do better! Get to it! And remember, the final duedate is January 10th

    Bragbox: Not so much a brag, but... I think I might be insane. Going to ROTK 4 times? How many times have you guys been? What did you think? I'd like to hear your comments on it! Email me!

    E-mail Luna Posted by Luna 12/23/2003 at 4:57:23


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    Polls Updated


    The polls are updated! Here are the results from last week:

    Would you like to see a return of SLing's Secret Screenshots?


    YES, even though they hurt the brain.: 73.44%

    No, it was getting kind of old.: 26.56%



    Total Votes: 305


    Will SSS return? Probably not, but maybe I'll be surprised! Here's this week's holiday type question:

    So what did you get for EB no Matsuri this year?

    Now go vote for fun and frolic. Everyone have a happy and safe non-denominational holiday season!

    E-mail EBounding Posted by EBounding 12/23/2003 at 0:12:43


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    Live from Chernobyl, it's Trivia!


    Trivia has been updated yet again. EBisumaru and Radiation were the only victors this time around.
    E-mail Anthadd Posted by Anthadd 12/22/2003 at 0:04:23


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    Mailbag Deluxe Package


    A complete mailbag is a healthy part of your balanced breakfast. So go take a look right away! I added my responses which I lacked the time to do the other night. Way to spread it out and DOUBLE TEAM the main page.

    So send in letters for next Saturday's update, where the topic will be about what changes you would like to see in Starmen.Net's future overhaul.


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 12/21/2003 at 22:25:20


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    EB No DIE


    After taking my last final at 3:30, I packed my stuff up yesterday and hitchhiked home from Purdue. A bunch of cats with big legs ran by, dragging one of Saddam's body doubles in a red suit. To my surprise, they turned around and picked me up. I didn't know what was up with the inoculation loops and open glass plates, but hey, you don't ask questions sometimes. I set my computer and my bag down as far from the dishes as I could amongst a pile of half eaten strawberries and square marshmallows, and enjoyed the ride at 20 times the speed of light.

    Well, the Annual Gift Man gave me one of the pretty dishes before I left. The bacteria seems to have found my skin most unpleasing, so it (apparently) mutated into hard-drive-array-eating bacteria instead.

    I got my computer set up today and turned it on. Ah, the familiar sound of my RAID array spinning up, the 8^30 RPM cpu fan, the beeping. Very comforting. And then my ears picked up an unwelcome sound. The hard drives clicked for the second time. My stomach turned a knot. The computer booted up still. I paused, breath baited. A boot up screen. A sigh of relief. Typing my password. Nothing coming up on the screen. Fear. The hard drives click one more time. The sudden realization that my fate is sealed. I restart the computer with that awful feeling in your stomach when you know something terrible has just happened and you're on your way to survey the extent of the damages. Most of you can probably sympathize, having just taken final exams.

    I rebooted the computer and of course Windows is like 'Hey look I can be helpful! Lets do a scandisk together, everything will be fine, friend! Look, a butterfly!' Well, good old scandisk is on segment 77,500 as I type this. I think all of them have been bad since 56,000 or so.

    Ugh.

    Luckily i had the foresight to upload a fairly recent copy of the new Starmen.Net design to the server a few weeks ago, so my biggest (and, now, most important) project isn't lost. And luckily this happened AFTER all of my final projects. But still...

    Ugh.

    Sorry for the long update, but thats the deal. I'll be talking to themadcreator/Tokage/ROFISH/Xod about the progress on the site restructuring in the meantime. Enjoy your breaks and make something awesome for the Christmas Funfest; it'll help cheer me up :)

    E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 12/21/2003 at 17:32:24


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    Pappy is a Slacker


    Yes I am. Hopefully, The non-slackeresque attitude I'm taking on will encourage submissions, since I didn't get very many. Check out the submissions I did get though. Especially TAFKACC's, because he wrote it like, 2-3 months ago and there were so many complications. First I didn't get it, then I got it but my email went craaazy, and then I just didn't update. So, Sorry TAFKACC! Here they are:

    I want to do another contest sort of thing. Would people be interested in that? I'm also going to restart up Article of the Month once the new year starts. Lots of things on the way...Hopefully next term won't be as rough on me as this one proved to be! In the mean time, email your submissions to articles@starmen.net. Send your suggestions, questions, and comments there too. Heck, just email me if you want to say Hi! :D


    E-mail PappyCat Posted by PappyCat 12/21/2003 at 15:03:45


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    Yuletide Auctions


    Hope everyone has finished all of their holiday shopping! I know I haven't. :P

    Shopping on Auctions is easy!

    Malls. On the last day of shopping. Scary.

    E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 12/21/2003 at 13:50:52


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    .5 Mailbag


    That's right, only half of your daily mailbag is currently ready for consumption, but that is due to time constraints. My own replies shall be up tomorrow. In the meantime, Mike owns the spotlight, so enjoy. The next update following my responses will be next Saturday. Rejoice!
    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 12/21/2003 at 1:06:32


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    Heya!


    This is Tomato, using reid's update account since I can never remember my own account password but can always remember reid's. I will PK Hack his SOUL next!

    Anyway, just wanna say good job to all the hard-working staffers. Even though reid and I are barely around anymore, especially me, it's good to see that the site isn't falling into the muck. Thanks especially to all the awesome visitors and contributors who make the site possible!

    Also, I received 5 bags of flesh-eating virii under my pillow last night :/

    Tomato out.

    E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 12/20/2003 at 17:59:46


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    CONTINUUM!


    A note from atty for all you continuum lovers out there. :)

    ---

    Starmen.net Subspace Tourney is today, and you still have time to install and join up. All you need to know is here(Click here) if you're a new player.

    Time: 6PM PST (7MT, 8CT, 9EST)
    Zone: SSCU Deathstarbattle
    Room: meet in #earthbound, match happens in #eb

    About an hour before and hour after Wizenbane and myself will be hosting events just for you guys so come on over and play some dodgeball! Also, all participants will get a special Winter Tourney Continuum Banner, and the winning freq and other exceptional players will get a special even cooler version of that banner. So we hope to see you all there, lets pack the arena with 60 sm.netters once again!

    ---

    Hope to see you there! And submit more funfest entries, yo. :(

    E-mail Luna Posted by Luna 12/20/2003 at 16:55:53


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    -{F}- It's been Two Weeks


    That's like playing "One Week" twice in a row, right? Anyway, here's your Fanfics...
    You know the drill: leave the money in the shed behind old man Grayton's place and I'll get you the stuff by Tuesday - I mean, send me Fanfics.

    Well done, old chap, another successful update. Now, time to play some Chrono Trigger - oh shoot I've narrated my internal monologue onto the news account! ...Oh well. I'll just link to Fanfics again and call it an advertising method.

    Oh, and did I mention it's EB no Matsuri tonight? I hope you didn't cheat on your taxes!

    E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 12/19/2003 at 20:43:44


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    >> Poems <<


    I haven't gotten very many poems lately.. Thank you Ffish!

    Send your poems to me! Have a happy holidays! ^___^


    E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 12/19/2003 at 15:12:18


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    Super Awesome Jacket Power


    Today, I want to give you all an early holiday present. Check this out.

    This is probably one of the rarest finds. I can tell you, finding information on this was not easy, but it was worth it. Special thanks to Wheelchairboy for letting me know of its existence.

    E-mail ShadowX Posted by ShadowX 12/19/2003 at 13:09:50