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8107 3DMarks :) Props to a_passerby for helping me figure out I forgot to snap the heatsink in. SLing has updated his EB Lingo to version 1.5, so go and play in it's updated goodness or whatever. Speaking of updated, you have about 2 and a half hours until midnight and frequently updated sites are due. Today's Updated Sites:URL AdditionsHave you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.
Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.
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Posted by
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5/31/2002 at 22:31:02 |
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I Don't Know Where To Begin |

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There's just so much to say.
First and foremost: Brand new Fanfics. Bit of a slow week, but we've got good stuff from Ninten1 hooked up. And if you haven't been keeping track of Zenith, now is a great time to start.
Don't forget to patronize the new staffers. And I mean "patronize" as in "do what they tell you."
Last week in the forums, I started up a little Rock Paper Scissors challenge... the results are available here. It's really quite interesting and entertaining, all at once.
The Leafs lost, and Dali`s Clock wears a kilt. All this plus a brand new Latest Excuse, co-starring Falcon24.
I want to reach out, and touch the flame... where the streets have no name. (I just felt like this update was long enough to warrant some U2. Undoubtedly, Supper Budha will probably descend on me to berate me for my high crazyness levels tonight. Don't worry, it's just a seasonal thing.)
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Posted by
SimonBob
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5/31/2002 at 22:14:18 |
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My First Real Update |

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As I promised, I have a big article update for you today. These are all old articles that were sent in when Falcon was still running the section, so some of them are a little old. A lot of them are really good, and I suggest you read all of them. You should especially make sure to read guru's article. So without further adieu, here are the articles:
Remember, after reading this, send me some new articles here. Bye for now.
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Greetings |

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Hello! I'm KindarSpirit (formerly SchalaNu on the forums) and it appears I'm the last new person to introduce myself, but better late than never. ^_^
I will be dedicating my time and efforts to maintaining the Mother 2 section, keeping it fresh and hopefully expanding the section with some ideas I have been working on. With the Funktastic Game Play 2002 rumored to be in the horizon and the petition in action, I will be doing my absolute best to keep the section running smoothly to keep up with all the exciting things going on at sm.net.
Please feel free to send me any suggestions, submissions or anything else you may have in mind, I am more than happy to hear them! I'll be updating very soon, so watch out in the near future for some new stuff. ^_^
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Hello and welcome to ten minutes ago |

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Hey hey, I see we have another batch of staffers now. Welcome aboard, and try not to break anything in your first week (like I did). Anyhoo, down to business: I've finally got around to yet another Fan Melee update. If I recall correctly, there is a badge still due from the previous round. If 71mm4y doesn't contact me soon, I may have to give hise badge to a runner-up.
There are also a few more strategy guides/FAQ-type things I've got permission to use, but it's really late now, and I need sleep, so you'll have to wait for tomorrow to see those. Goodnight, and don't let the Tomatoes bite your head off.
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Fangame, yay! |

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In an effort to ha... say hi to the new staffers, I'm kicking their posts down. FlatFace and Cyan sent me the first entry for a fangame in a long time. Based on the once-popular BBS game, Legend of the Red Dragon has gone EarthBound style. This game involves many people who go to starmen.net, and is growing by the day with 89 players and counting. To get an account, contact FlatFace or Cyan. They can be reached on IRC (irc.dynastynet.net #starmen or #lord) too. This game is free of charge, and can be played without downloading anything. This makes it even better-- Play anywhere! School, home, your friend's house, etc. You can visit their site for more info! Earthbound LoRD
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Posted by
ROFISH
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5/29/2002 at 22:28:48 |
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Hi All |

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Hello. For those of you who do not know me, I am EBFan2000. I am the new article section maintainer for sm.net. I hope to revive the article section to its former self.
I have some great ideas which I hope to impliment to the section, so look out for them in the future. I also have some plans for some new series of articles which I think will be very interesting. I think that with a little help from everybody here, the article section will become one of the greatest sections on sm.net.
That's it for now. Expect a big update tomorrow. Until then, you can e-mail your articles here. But first, make sure you read the guidlines. Adios.
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Time to Make a First Impression... |

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Hi everyone! I'm GaruruGirl, your friendly neighborhood Newsletter Person ^_^ I'm super-happy that Tomato has decided to revive the Newsletter section, and I hope to keep the new Newsletters as entertaining and informative as the old ones!
As Tomato has already said, the newsletter section isn't up and running just yet... sorry! Everything's almost set, however, so Issue 1 will be ready to go in no time! Keep in mind that suggestions are always welcome, so feel free to e-mail me your thoughts and ideas.
Well, that's all for now! Keep checking the main page for updates about the Newsletter... I think you'll be pleased with how it turns out ^_^
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Wowy wowy |

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It's been so long since I did actual, real work on the site. Such a strange feeling.
I'll let the three new staffers introduce themselves. Luckily they've responded, but I wish things had gone more smoothly than that.
I did a bunch of maintainence around the site. Fixed a bunch of links on section sidebars, set up newsletter stuff (but you can't subscribe yet, that'll come soon), did a bunch of stuff for the incoming staffers, and one more thing...
I had planned this about 15 months ago, when I created the current site design, but I never got around to implementing it, because we soon found ourself on two servers, which made things impossible. But now that we're on one server again, I'm proud to show off some 1337 PHP cooking skills with Custom Starmen.Net. It's pretty bare right now, but I get the feeling we'll add stuff soon. So check that out sometime.
Oh yeah, just to remind everybody, the manga translation section is closed. I get questions every once in a while about why I don't update it, so I finally went and changed the translation page to mention that it's closed.
The petition is crawling slowly, so very slowly. We need some petition power. And NO, e-mailing Nintendo and spamming GameFaqs is NOT what we want. Thanks to all the knuckleheads who can't read, starmen.net is now a banned word there (which is a real inconvenience when you're trying to use it in a legitimate post). And why would you e-mail Nintendo about a petition we're sending to Nintendo? It just doesn't make sense. We already got on IGN, don't bother them anymore, please. I get the feeling the next phase of the petition will have to be handwritten signatures, but reid still needs to work that out. Come on reido!
BTW, I found something cool, check it out: Our first newsletter ever! Ah, times were so cool back then. I hope our new newsletter person can bring such coolness to the new newsletter.
Remember that SM.Net Online EB Walkthrough we were working on? Well we finally got all the writing done for it, thanks to guruzeth/zeth/whatever he goes by now (help, I don't know) and Falcon24. The next step is to get all the pics that accompany that text, which Wampa should hopefully be doing. Then it'll be time to start putting all the stuff together, probably with a custom program I'll write. About a year and a half ago, I wrote a small sample of what the SMOEBW will look like, check it out here!
EDIT: Forgot about this. I'm thinking of having another Funktastic Game Play event this summer. If you're interested and/or have ideas, let me know here! Funktastic Game Plays are a tradition at SM.Net, if you haven't done one before, you're not much of an EarthBound fan ;)
That's all, and have a merry Wednesday.
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Posted by
Tomato
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5/29/2002 at 17:30:09 |
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I'm really Tomato's alter-ego |

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Ok so Tomato lost his password to update so I'm updating for him. Here's what he said.
From Tomato:
Boo. Okay so I chose who the new staffers are gonna be, but of the three, only one has responded, and I haven't heard so much as a blip from the other two people. So check your e-mail, people! If you're one of the three new staffers, you best get in contact with me or I'll have to give the job to someone else :(
END COMMUNICATION
Also Tomato says Mother 3 is cancelled. Along with Christmas. And Gift Man died when the moon crashed into the ghost of Elvis.
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Posted by
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5/28/2002 at 20:45:46 |
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Yay, I'm very happy. |

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I got off my lazy butt and actually bought parts for a new computer that I'll build. I would like to thank Memorial Day sales for this. Specs:
Asus P4S533 P4 2.0 GHz ATI Radeon 8500LE 128mb 512mb RAM Other fun stuff
Now to wait for them to come in... And find a place that isn't carpeted. I burnt a mobo that way. Today's Updated Sites:URL Additions:Have you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.
Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.
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Posted by
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5/28/2002 at 13:47:21 |
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Rock the Cat's BAW |

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First thing's first, it's Apple of Enlightenment time. Go here for the winners of the multiple topics of the last two weeks. I promise not to try anything new again. At least for a little while.
But now, the moment a few of you have been waiting for...
IT'S BAD ART WEEK!!!!
If you don't remember/know what Bad Art Week is, it's where all the submissions must be art. Done badly. So get out the crayons, alternate hand, baby siblings, MS Paint, whatever you need to make as little effort as possible. Oh, yeah, and...
This week's BAD ART WEEK prediction is: What if King (Ness' dog) was a cat?
So have fun, try to get everything in before next Monday, and, um, stuff.
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Posted by
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5/28/2002 at 0:36:55 |
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New Merchandise! + goodies |

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Hey hey, haven't updated for a bit. But I've got the cool stuffz0rz now. First, Eeny Meeny Miny Mo, a Mother 1 manga. Ninten and the gang are chillin'. Second, Game Fan Book ft. Mother, a big book with tips and stuff on multiple games, including Mother. Make sure to check out the pics for this stuff.
Now I have Auctions for the EarthBound soul.Ok... I'm sure some people are worried about radio about now. Here's a little info on the situation right now. Live365 is changing around how they have listeners tune in. So you can't just put in the IP and port and connect, you have to go through another procedure then you can listen. It's not that bad. But very annoying to me. I'll make the decision on what's gonna happen by next week I think. Radio will be back soon. That's about it.
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Posted by
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5/27/2002 at 3:37:06 |
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25 of 100 for 100 |

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I've updated Trivia yet again. Go ahead, breathe a PSI of relief.
CodeHunter 64, Falcon Pain, Jeff's Radio and SpazzMan got 100% this week.
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Posted by
Anthadd
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5/27/2002 at 0:47:51 |
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What happened to the updates? |

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Today's Updated Sites:URL AdditionsHave you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.
Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.
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Posted by
ROFISH
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5/25/2002 at 20:03:42 |
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Everyone likes RPS, right? |

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Oh my goodness! Fanfics are updated with fresh new stuff from goldstarking, Michael Hayes, Saturn Storm, Giampi, and a bunch of those psycho IF posters!
Help us fight the power! Send Fanfics today!
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Posted by
SimonBob
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5/24/2002 at 22:47:11 |
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It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood. |

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Welly welly welly. It's that time again, kiddies! That's right, it's Fan Melee badge time! For this ten-round cycle, there was actually a tie between several people for the most wins, so I went through the old records, and the badge will be awarded to the person with the most wins overall, namely, 71mm4y (hard to pronounce, isn't it?). So anyway, if you want one of those nice shiny badges, you'll have to go play Fan Melee a lot. So, go play it and stuff.
I'll also be spamming a bunch of FAQ/Strategy guide authors, to see if I can get another pile of stuffies for the Strategy section, so look for some more news of that in the future.
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Did you hear the one about the tree? |

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I didn't either. Today's Updated Sites:URL AdditionsHave you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.
Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.
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Posted by
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5/21/2002 at 23:26:10 |
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Hello, and welcome to next week |

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Having a flu = bad. Having a flu + trying to finish an AoE entry = no update for you, sir. Anyway, I am back and updatey now, lest the wrath of Superbuddha flame my non-updatey butt into Hades. So, without further ado, here is your irregularly scheduled update.
EDIT: Silly people. Super Buddha can fly, that's how he keeps his update above ours.
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Super Buddha! *SWOON* |

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Super Buddha may be serious about things, but one of those things are also his sexy looks. I hate to bump down Super Buddha, but these sexy bell pepper hot auctions need to be shown.Don't forget to check out Super Buddha below this update.
EDIT: What the DILLIO, Super Buddha used some kind of power to stay above this update! We must all bow before him.
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Posted by
Aquas
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5/20/2002 at 1:30:15 |
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"Steam: 1: to pass off as vapour" |

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I'm not sure what to say today. So, I'll give it to you in ThaddNotes format.
Staffer updates section. Winners are Bluegoo26, CodeHunter64, Dalez, Daveman Deluxe, EB_Master, Falcon Pain, GG Crono 4, Guy In Summers, Jeff's Radio, Manly Fish's Brother, Mr. Accident, PSI322, Raichu26, Ran Hakubi, SchalaNu, Stareye, Venus.
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Posted by
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5/20/2002 at 0:52:43 |
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MONKY |

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Quoted from a license plate I saw today. The strange things people will spend money on...
Anyway, SLing has remastered his Pollyanna Boredom Remix, so go check it out! Ees niftah.
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Posted by
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5/19/2002 at 20:12:52 |
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But WAIT, There's MORE |

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Yep. It's The Apple of Enlightenment. There's something HUGE going on for the next week, which just happens to coincide with a normal schedule preventing band trip. Heh, heh, heh... Anyways, pretty much it means, TWO predictions, THREE categories, FIVE prizes and just over ONE fun filled AoE week of happiness.
The details are a bit too much to put here, so go here and it should make some kind of sense. Have fun with it, and remember if there is at least some feigned interest, there could be a Bad Art Week around the corner.
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Posted by
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5/18/2002 at 0:43:20 |
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An update a day keeps the apples away. |

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Now to do something about that dentist guy... Today's Updated Sites:URL Additions:Have you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.
Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.
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Posted by
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5/17/2002 at 17:38:40 |
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