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It's Funktastic until your motherboard dies |

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Sorry I haven't updated about EarthBound Funktastic GamePlay for a couple of days... my old computer's motherboard is toast, so I haven't been able to play EB, and I'm kinda depressed. But not to worry, I'm still going to be modding the forums and everything. I know you're all really upset and all, but these things happen. We just have to rise above.
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Posted by
SimonBob
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7/31/2003 at 16:30:34 |
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.:EarthBound Update:. |

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Wowie wow wee... so many people (over 10) sent me better exit mouse update icons! You guys (and girls) are so awesome for taking the time to make one. I didn't actually expect anyone to make me one at all, so this comes as a big surprise. I love my new icon, notice when you put your mouse over the exit mouse, he not only moves... but he goes and sit's on a bench too! All that entrance finding must make him tired. The only problem is... I forogot who sent it to me! So please email me if you were the one who sent the icon I used, so I can thank you personally.
Don't forget, the Wallpaper Contest is still going on until August 7th, so you still have plently of time to submit. I have been getting a lot of really good submissions. The winners for that will be revealed on August 10th. Who knows, you could be the proud owner of a brand new forum badge if you are one of the eight winners. And now onto Zantar's Weekly Icon!
AOL Buddy Icons Zantar Black
Oh... and one more thing... my girlfriend and I (who I have been going out for over 8 months) broke up last night. So you know what that means ladies.... I'M SINGLE AGAIN!!! Now I can't wait for school to start. Anyways, you all have yourselves a super day.
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Posted by
Colin
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7/31/2003 at 10:09:38 |
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Forget Something? |

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Yes, when one updates a section one must also update the main page. I should write that down....
Ever minute a new Auction is born. Think about it.
**Writes that down**
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Posted by
ShadowX
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7/31/2003 at 3:55:43 |
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Nostalgic Wednesdays |

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No regular article updates today, Kids. I Only got one (RaSeb <3) and I hate to update with JUST that. (Plus, I'm dead tired.)Nostalgic Wednesdays By Leeman Considering I wasn't exactly around at the time of the essay judging, and I didn't get to give any honorable mentions. For you kids that only caught the trail end of all this jazz, and only read Pappy and Karen's response, here's mine! Where are all the articles? :( Essay contest is over. Time to get back to writing articles, or I break out the whips and giant hamster wheels. articles@starmen.net
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You And Whose Army |

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Some unusual circumstances prevented me from updating last night as I had originally planned on doing. However, the one benefit of the delay should have been a few more decent Theories submissions. Sadly that did not happen. Instead I was forced to put together the worst page of theories replies I have had the displeasure of reading so far. Please, don't repeat this performance. Go check out the new theories topic for this week and put something approaching a reasonable effort into your reply. Last week I received the fewest and worst replies I have received so far. Help theories bounce back this week. I should thank ScottyDog for coming to my aid when I realized that I was going to fall short of the standard 20 theories to update with. I also need to thank warmgun for continuing with his awesome sheet music:
Sheet Music: Giygas Theme 1-2-3-4 - [MIDI] - warmgun Paula Caged - [MIDI] - warmgun Snow Wood Boarding School 1-2 - warmgun
Have fun.
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Posted by
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7/29/2003 at 12:40:53 |
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The Moment You Have Been Waiting For.... |

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That's Right! The Results are in for the Essay Contest! I won't mess around, I'll get straight to the good stuff. Here are the Winners: 1st Place - A Chip on My Shoulder and Something to Prove - By Giampi 2nd Place- Poker Face - By CabezaGrande 3rd Place- A Short Trip To Guam- By Cow Best Non Existant Submission - Carpainter To hear PappyCat's Spiel, go The Essay Response It also has some Shout outs. Thanks to Everyone who didn't bug me for the results. And thanks to everyone who DID bug me. It made me sure that people actually cared. I don't want to say much here, cause I said most of it in the Response article. Check that out. And be sure to talk about it at This Topic. We need feeback! Winners need to contact reid with their shipping addresses. 2nd and 3rd need to specify whether they want a Mug or a Mouse pad.
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Posted by
PappyCat
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7/28/2003 at 23:11:56 |
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HOORAY |

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SLing's Secret Screenshots is FINALLY updated! Photoshop now takes a bonus 40 minutes to load on my computer due to the fact that I just installed a new 120gb hard drive. Whether photoshop is just really afraid of the hard drive I don't know, but what I do know is it's time for me to find a new graphics program. Bye!
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Posted by
SLing
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7/28/2003 at 14:20:01 |
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I'm a lazy bum |

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I forgot to update yesterday about EBFGP, but it's been kinda hectic around here and there's some stuff going on that's been keeping me out of the loop recently. Sorry. Enjoy yesterday's, it was the bit with the Dept. Store, and today's, which is Moonside. .retal ay hctaC
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Polls Updated |

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Jump into a cool new poll. Here are the results from last week:
Favorite food?
Pizza: 50.74%
Peanut Cheese Bars: 26.67%
Hamburgers: 22.59%
Total Votes: 270
I thought peanut cheese bars would win since they're cheap AND delicious. One thing great about the polls is you can occasionally leech from the mailbag. This week's poll is about how long you've visited this site. So go vote!
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Priceless |

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Mother Encyclopedia with S&H - $35.50
Mr.Saturn Plusihie with S&H - $40.00
Mother 1+2 with S&H - $80.00
Realizing how much you spent on importing Mother/EarthBound Merchandise in the last week alone..... Shocking. 
For anything, and everything, there are Auctions.
Happy bidding.
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Posted by
ShadowX
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7/27/2003 at 14:12:12 |
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Witty Mailbag Update Title |

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Just so all you folks know, the new mailbag's going to be put up tomorrow and not today. I'm letting you all know this so some of you don't end up sitting around going "where is it omfg :(". The reason I'm giving the mailbag an extra day is because I want to get some more letters from some of the old regulars of the site on topic #3 in particular. In case some of you smell and don't check the lovely mailbag, here's that specific topic:- Time Capsule: Thanks to Xod, we now can take a look back in time to the beginning of this fair website. What do you think? Is Starmen.Net better/worse than then, four years ago, and in what ways? Comments on design, content, frequency of updates, etc? Old people, here's your chance to spin some yarn about the "Good old days" and get it all out of your system. New people, would you like to have been around way back then, or do you think you like Starmen.Net now better?
So please you guys who've been around long enough to even remember EB.Net, just take a few minutes out of your busy schedule to send me a nice email with a tale or two of the old days. Some staffers would be nice too. ;D That said, look for this current week's mailbag tomorrow. Also, I plan to take the old old old archives that are on that old EB.Net archive (above) and archive them in the mailbag (since we currently don't have them on the main site at the moment). I'll be doing that later tonight, so expect to see another update tonight from me about that. You might even see two updates in a row if other staffers are lazy and don't update a lot tonight. Except I'm sure SimonBob or Pappy or someone cool will update so yeah....be quiet! In other news, if you played in the Continuum Tournament last night, I probably rox0red you.
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Posted by
Falcon24
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7/27/2003 at 13:25:44 |
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Yay, a big ROFISH update! |

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First off as a heads up, I'm going on vacation from now for like a week and a half. So I won't be around to argue about things in the new layout. :)
I want to direct your attention to the Nintendo: What's to come topic. It has listed:
Earthbound 0+1 Platform:Game Boy Advance Progress: USA Localization -- Release: 2004? Key Staff Involved: Mario Advance Port Team / S. Itoih
Although it's unconfirmed and no source cited, any news is good news.
There's a couple of neeto fangames. The first one is the Earthbound Screen Saver. It is a screen saver "with animated battle backgrounds, the chosen four, and the Photoguy." A second neeto project is the Half-Life EarthBound Project. They say that "HLEB is a half life mod based on EarthBound. The game will have an actual RPG style gameplay, while still being a multiplayer game. We are trying to take as much of the actual EB style of play and put it into our mod."
Always with my updates comes Today's Updated Sites:URL Additions:Have you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.
Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.
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Posted by
ROFISH
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7/27/2003 at 3:56:23 |
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After a month's hibernation... |

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It's trivia! It's updated!
I would like to thank the following people for getting all five questions right and thus saving me from having to type [, ], one of w and r, and one or two numbers between and including 0 and 5: Chibi Schala, Crazyswordsman, Cyberquad, earthboundrox, Falcon24, FalconPain, The Floppy, Ghost of Foppy, kperson, Master Criminal Worm, Miss Andrea, napa, William Davis.
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Posted by
Anthadd
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7/27/2003 at 0:54:06 |
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CONTINUUM TOURNAMENT: RESULTS! |

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Well, tonight's continuum tournament went off really well, and next year's looks to be even better! I must say that it was an extremely close tournament... Much closer than either deg or I believed it to be. But in the end, the final scores were:
SKUL's FREQ (freq 0): 27 minutes, 48 seconds DEGGER'S FREQ (freq 1): 32 minutes, 12 seconds
GODEG'S TEAM WINS!
Congradulations to Godeg's team, and great job to everyone who participated in the tournament. It really went off well, despite some confusion.
Check out atty's battlyzed tourney stats right now to see how everyone did! DO IT! Thanks to atty and all his help with this year's tourney as well; he did a lot of work to get stuff working and get refs there and everything.
Also, finally, thanks to DSB for being awesome, the ER's for working with us during the tourney, and everyone who came to play. Thanks for another great tourney, everyone!
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Posted by
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7/27/2003 at 0:53:47 |
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Takin' a Risk |

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Yeah, so I got ensnared in a web of movies, video games, and soft drinks last night, and that inevitably leads to a round of everyone's favourite board game of world domination, Risk. A tip: under no circumstances should you ever let another player touch your armies when you're distributing them at the beginning. If I'd put my foot down and insisted that my entire force was going in Alaska, things would've gone down much differently.
At any rate, I missed my update last night, which means I've got lots and lots of stuff for you today. Including but not limited to BRAND NEW FANFICTION! Huzzah.
And as if that wasn't good enough, there's also a new EarthBound Funktastic Game Play point up for you. Yes, it's those darn moles and their maze! If it were up to me I'd just leave them alone, but what can you do? Oh well.
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Posted by
SimonBob
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7/26/2003 at 15:24:26 |
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CONTINUUM TOURNAMENT |

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Just here to remind everyone about the annual Starmen.net continuum tournament! If you haven't been paying attention, it's TODAY! Make sure you're there! Here's the info one more time:
DATE - TODAY! July 26th! TIME - 10 PM Eastern. That's 9 PM Central, 8 PM Mountain, and 7 PM Pacific. And for you people in states with messed up times, I gave up on you a long time ago. Maybe you can get help here. SERVER - Death Star Battle ZONE - #earthbound
Still need to get a clue as to what all this continuum crap is? Read atticus's awesome continuum FAQ.
I hope to have a good turnout and see everyone here tonight. You'd better come or you just might find yourself banned. Ok, we won't do that, but we might think up something evil. Like...GRUMBLING! You don't want us to grumble, do you? Of course not. Show up to the tourney!
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Posted by
Skulryk
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7/26/2003 at 15:20:14 |
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Hot Is Cool & Cool is Hot |

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Here is an interesting new piece of Miscellaneous Merchandise.
This T-Shirt was discovered a while ago but apparently it has been around for years. On the T-Shirt is the Mother 3 Band called D.C.M.C. which stands for Desperado Crush Mambo Combo. They are like the new Runaway Five in Mother 3. However, no band can ever replace the Runaway Five. Check out all the pics. Why there is a cat in some of the pictures is because who ever took them, owns a cat. Simple explanation.
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Posted by
ShadowX
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7/25/2003 at 14:37:14 |
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I EAT ART AND DRINK ART |

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 Where in the World is Pokey Minch has been refreshed with a great new comic that will kill those summer blues while playing EarthBound.
FANCOMICS has been updated with sweet comics to fill all those aesthetical Eboundiful hunger needs.
Space Station Sigma didn't post its most recent comic last Tuesday because of some unforseen difficulties dealing with a backed up toilet and bad cheese in the fridge. Don't worry. Plo revived NinjaBoyNeo by punching him the gut with a pair of Hulk Hands while giving a chesire cat grin to an invisble camera and Meeellla shook her head in disappointment in the background. My best wishes go out to Meeellla for suffering through a horrible experience.
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Posted by
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7/25/2003 at 3:24:22 |
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Lookin' for me? |

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If you want trouble, you got it! In EBFGP form! I want to see a bunch of deserters in the group today! Hah, I think I'm funny. Everybody laugh.
Oh and don't forget, tomorrow's a rest day, so you can write me a fanfic. Also don't forget to play Continuum on Saturday. If you're wondering what the secret to being super-awesome is, I'll tell you: Pink Floyd and lots of it.
Laughing time is over. Go play EB... NOW.
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Posted by
SimonBob
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7/24/2003 at 12:35:43 |
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.:Thursday EarthBound Update:. |

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Even with the Wallpaper Contest contest in full swing, Zantar Black still managed time to slip in an icon. This is starting to become a weekly thing with Zantar. I should make a special section titled Zantar's Weekly Icons or something.
AOL BUDDY ICONS Toothbrush - Zantar Black
So yeah, submit me stuff and wallpapers and maybe you'll win a shiny new forum badge.
And stop making fun of my exit mouse.... I like the white background.... hmmm.....
Someone make me a better exit mouse icon...
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Posted by
Colin
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7/24/2003 at 10:46:15 |
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Greased Auctions! |

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This late auctions update is due to working on Grease for my community theater for over 12 straight hours. *_*
Go greased auctions your burnin' up the quarter mile!
Gooooooooooooooooooo greased Auctions!!!!!!
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