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WTFUPDATE!


Whew, Flukes have been updated! I got a TON of flukes! I started updating earlier this week, and just got finished now. Go check it out!

Also, the Hall O' Fame and the Hall O' Shame have been added to the Flukes section! The original idea was concocted by Everdraed, and the deserving flukes have been put in their respective Halls by the following wonderful people who voted:

Saotome_Ranma
AkumaGM
Ramza
Squirl
klo
DarthAndonuts
dokutake
Everdraed
Carpainter

I told you all I would put your names on the front page, and I did! (made each name on an individual line to match the long updates prior to this one).

E-mail Wampa Posted by Wampa 8/31/2002 at 22:35:58


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Here, Pack This Stool


Yes, there's a good story behind that title. But be forewarned: If you don't go read it, then you have no right to expect me to ever read any of your stories. After all, here in the Fanfic Dept., sharing stories is what we're all about!

And on that note, you should all go read the new Fanfics that I updated! (Yes, I normally update on Fridays, but this week I switched days with GiS.) Fans of goldstarking's "FutureBound" series will be pleased to learn that he's been converting earlier chapters into the more-readable .html format. Plus, great new stuff from SaturnStorm, nessdude15, and Shadow The Hedgehog, so c'mon in! Free Fanfic-sending addresses for our first thousand customers!

E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 8/31/2002 at 21:32:13


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Yes Sensei!


Hewwo, Auctions are el update-o.

Radio will be broadcasting random music all day today, so have fun and visit #djsmnet to chat it up if you like... :-) If I'm around I'll even play a request. That address again is starmen.net:6660, officially starts at 8 central.

Also for all those people who actually win these mangas, our best buddha friend Tomato has opened his own freelance translation website. But not only can he do boring financial translations and what not, he will also translate your manga/doujinshi! So if you're interested, head on over to www.seishin-trans.com

Knife-a goes in
Guts-a come out
That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about!

E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 8/31/2002 at 9:56:41


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Whoa, I'm Not Fired Yet


Surgeon General's Warning: School is proven to cause a severe lack of free time and possibly fatal boredness. Food poisoning was also noted in some students.

Well, despite the time my homework took, here it's still Friday, so I'm not late. I'd like to take this time to apologize for last week's mailbag. The reason it was kinda' substandard: before StarmanDeluxe quit, he deleted all the submissions he was going to use. You could say he got the first draft picks. This week, however, I got incredibly awesome submissions. You guys rock. Keep up the good work or else. Now, Mother 3 news is bouncing around more so than ever. Though it may be similar to past topics, I feel like it's vital that I let you express your thoughts.

This Week's Topic: Are we really about to get Mother 3? What do you WANT it to be like, and what do you actually BELIEVE it will be like?

Remember, I want to know not only want you WANT, but what you actually think you'll get. Like, maybe you want a 1,000 hour game with EarthBound and EB0 included as extras and a gold-lined player's guide to come with it, but what do you really think we might get? So go submit to Mailbag! From now on, by the way, all Mailbag updates will be on Saturday. All of them. That way I don't have homework getting in the way. So, just this time, you have a week and a day to submit. Do so!

Oh, here's something new for you all. I've made a small but growing Hall of Fame for the winners of Letter of the Week. Don't worry, when we get our 11th Letter of the Week, I'll break it up into different pages. The Hall of Fame can be found here, as well as that link over there. Okay? Cool! Keep up the good work! Over and out.

E-mail GuyInSummers Posted by GuyInSummers 8/30/2002 at 22:34:41


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Small Error


Sorry, I put the wrong email for Ness's Adventure 2. I do want to take this time to remind you that if there's any error an any section, email the section maintainer. If you can't find it, email the section email or something.
E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 8/30/2002 at 16:33:41


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Breezy


Looks like I'm due for another update. If your poem/song did not get posted this week, you should take a closer look at the submission guidelines before you submit your poem/song. And now for the poems and songs.

  • PowerSurge - by Pyaemia
  • Signed Banana Peel - by Aquas/Injury
  • Signed Banana Peel (mp3) - by Aquas/Injury
  • BuzzBuzz Only Told You So Much, Ness. - by Arad
  • I Recall Only This... (Memories of Ness) - by Arad
  • 4 Heroes - by The Runaway Five Kid

    Yey for the new EarthBound news!

  • E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 8/29/2002 at 21:41:07


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    School Sux


    In other news, I got a new 19" monitor. I bring it out of the store, and I'm going to put it in my car, but it's too big to put in. So I'm in the parking lot of Best Buy, opening a monitor out of it's box and stuff and all of these people are looking at me.

    As you can tell by the screenshot, there's a new fangame. Ness's Adventure 2 is a challenging Earthbound Platformer, where Ness must rescue several Mr. Saturns. Use PSI Powers and platforming skill to rescue them all! Today's Updated Sites:URL Additions:Have you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.

    Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.

    E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 8/29/2002 at 17:37:58


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    EXPLOSIONS ARE BAD!


    Ugh. I accidentally exploded TWO documents, one being the news section, while updating. It took a long time to get everything back together, but I did. News section is updated with the new pieces of news and fanthoughts are updated.

    What, exactly is updated? Well, first of all, the Fanthoughts on Nintendo's recent power shift are up. Read them, some of them are interesting. There's also a new topic up on the recent piece of news. Post your thoughts RIGHT NOW by clicking right here.

    And remember, kids. Only YOU can prevent exploded HTML documents. Be sure to always use DOS EDIT, and never Notepad!

    E-mail Skulryk Posted by Skulryk 8/28/2002 at 23:21:40


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    WOOOGAH


    Jonk's just given me another bit of Mother 3 info, this time from gamesarefun.com. This little tidbit is from an interview with Benimaru Itoh (note: he is in no way related to Shigesato Itoi, although they are involved in the same project. Don't confuse the two.) Itoh (not Itoi) is the art designer for Mother 3, and also a comic book artist on the side. ANYWAYS, Itoh said that Mother 3 IS going to happen, and very soon. I'll quote the article:

    According to QUITER, at a recent Super Smash Brothers musical concert, comic book artist Benimaru Itoh revealed that an announcement regarding Mother 3 is going to happen very soon.

    Now, I understand that this may simply be a red herring, but it still looks VERY promising! Perhaps EGM's recent rumor of a new Mother coming could be what Itoh is talking about!

    Thanks to Jonk for notifying me about it and erthbounddude for being the one to notify everyone on the forums. You can read the full article here. Please feel free to talk about this on the forums!

    E-mail Skulryk Posted by Skulryk 8/28/2002 at 18:00:40


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    Searching For Screenshots


    Yay, I love ripping xod's update titles off.

    It's that time of the week again! SLings Secret Screenshots has been updated for another fun-filled week full of fun! Congratulations to the 18 out of 44 people that got last weeks right! You guys are awesome! Good luck on this weeks screenshot, it's a doozy!

    By the way, hello Sar.

    E-mail SLing Posted by SLing 8/28/2002 at 13:46:17


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    Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger


    Is what I sang when I updated Auctions.Oh, btw. We found out that Giygas Revamp by J-Troop (it's on the Rock Candy CD) was actually plagiarized from another song. This = not good. Now J-Troop or whoever submitted it, we shall put the buddhaTM curse on you. When you die your corpse will rot and the ants that eat your corpse turn to more corpses and those corpses get eaten by larvae and those larvae that ate the corpses of the corpses that ate your corpse turn to corpses.

    Anyway, the song was really Microwaved by Pitchshifter. I'm surprised no one noticed before... It's a popular song. MORAL: Don't be a poopyhead and please submit your own original work.

    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 8/27/2002 at 7:35:23


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    SimonBob stole my phrase!!


    Yay! The Newsletter mailing list is all fixed up! Whoohoo! I sent out the somewhat delayed third issue of The Weekly Starstorm a few moments ago to celebrate ^_^ Yes, I know it isn't Saturday, but I didn't want to wait an extra couple of days before I could the Newsletter back up and running!

    The Weekly Starstorm underwent a minor change in its brief absence.... Each issue is now required to contain a healthy dose of random insanity o_O You'll see it in the post script...

    At any rate, if you haven't already signed up for the Newsletter, do it now! You won't regret it! ^_^

    See ya Saturday!


    EDIT: Argh, dJeu, your timing...! OK, everyone who gets the Newsletter, ignore the AOE description I gave in tonight's issue... the contest has since been updated. Super sorry for the inconvenience ^_^;;

    E-mail GaruruGirl Posted by GaruruGirl 8/27/2002 at 2:38:17


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    Change is good


    Apple of Enlightenment has been updated. Go check out who won "Holey Moley" and then think and create some outstanding entries because...

    This week's prediction is: What is EarthBound was Gothically styled?

    Fun. Honest. But a small change. All the entries are due in before SUNDAY. So you have one day less to work on your entries. Don't get caught. But do have fun.

    E-mail dJeu Posted by dJeu 8/27/2002 at 1:09:32


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    Speechless and Stuff


    My first update with some actual content. Yey.


    If you have a poem/song you'd like to submit to me, mail me! And.. that is all.

    E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 8/25/2002 at 17:03:00


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    SHOCK!


    WHAM! SimonBob kicked through the door. Splinters flew everywhere. "Haha!" he laughed. "You thought you got rid of me.. but you were WRONG! And I brought a little gift for you, too!"

    Grinning wildly, he extended his hand. Resting in his palm was a single blue line. The room gasped collectively. "A hyperlink!"

    "Yes! All I have to do is click on it, and we all get sucked into the freshly-updated fanfic department!"

    Clarence the Wolf wandered in. "You're weird," he muttered at Simon.

    "I'm weird? You're a talking wolf!"

    Clarence gave Simon a chagrinning grin. "Brilliant observation, Captain Obvious."


    Alright, enough silliness. Fanfics are updated, please read them and then send new or updated fics to me. Or you could tell me the name and creator of that song that goes "With the ill behaviour / With the ill behaviour / With the ill behaviour / With the ill behaviour" that's stuck in my head. (No, seriously.)

    E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 8/25/2002 at 0:08:10


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    Insight From a Ninja


    NinjaBoyNeo brings great Manga love for us all, with over 30 scans of Koma Manga #1 and some interesting info he wrote up. Make sure you check it out, he scanned the pics that you can understand (more and less) without the translation, it's pretty pickleliscious.

    A long with that, Radio is starting officially in about 8 minutes. So tune in quick!

    starmen.net:6660 (irc.dynastynet.net #djsmnet)

    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 8/24/2002 at 20:53:45


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    Searching for Walnuts


    I've added a search feature for searching the site(minus the new forum) and some hosted sites. The interface is bland, but it works well...mostly.

    UPDATE: I've been trying to fix some minor problems with it, so if it acts a bit weird today, that's probably why.

    E-mail Xodnizel Posted by Xodnizel 8/23/2002 at 23:39:49


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    School starts for me in 3 days.


    What happened to my summer? Today's Updated Sites:URL Additions:Have you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.

    Are you not in the links? Would like to get listed? Send an email to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url, and you'll be all fixed up.

    E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 8/23/2002 at 21:06:31


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    Wrong Password, Tomato


    Good news and bad news! The good news is that my POP3 mailbag account is now working perfectly. The problem? Tomato had given me the wrong password. So you can't pin this one on me. ^_^ This also means I can access the answers to StarmanDeluxe's last question. Thus, MAILBAG IS UPDATED! Yes, if you'll go to Mailbag you will see it has been updated with the answers to his final question. Due to this change of events, I am unsure when my next update will be, but chances are it will be on Friday.

    The bad news? Any submissions sent to me since my most recent (first) update have been lost. So assuming you had sent one (and you better have) you should now proceed to resend. Submissions can be made in the Mailbag or by sending to the all-familiar address mailbag@starmen.net. So be happy and submit!

    Sorry for any inconveniences.

    E-mail GuyInSummers Posted by GuyInSummers 8/23/2002 at 13:06:22


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    High Maintenance


    Hello! It seems that I am the new Poems & Songs staffer. I'll be adding new stuff every Thursdays and Sundays, so get out a pen and mark your calendars.

    In case you didn't notice, I arranged the Poems & Songs content in alphabetical order by artist. If you would like to contribute a poem or a song, E-Mail it here, Just be sure to follow the rules. So now all you can do is wait for my next update on Sunday.

    E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 8/23/2002 at 0:10:51


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    I Can't Think of a Creative Title


    It's 11:30, I'm tired, I have football practice tomorrow morning. So I am just going to get straight to the point:



    READ THIS and then SEND some articles. Now I am going to bed and going to sleep.

    E-mail EBFan2000 Posted by EBFan2000 8/22/2002 at 23:39:24


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    Summer Has Begun!


    Okay, so summer's really almost over. Big deal. But what has begun is GuyInSummers's staffership, which is pretty cool in itself. Yep, I'm your new friendly mailbag person, here to bring you weekly mailbag goodness for your viewing pleasure. So prepare to be pleased. Unfortunately the responses to StarmanDeluxe's final topic were lost in the void somewhere, so we'll start fresh. Here's my first topic, folks.

    This Week's Topic: Should EarthBound be released on Game Boy Advance, do you want it to contain new features? If so, like what?

    You can, or course, submit your responses in the mailbag section. However, if you are the type who prefers emailing your submissions, you'll have to send them to me at guyinsummers@starmen.net, since there's a small misunderstanding between myself and the Mailbag POP3 account. So...go submit to Mailbag!

    E-mail GuyInSummers Posted by GuyInSummers 8/22/2002 at 19:19:54


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    I Have Heartburn :(


    I guess that's what I get for sleeping only two hours at the Canadian SM.NET convention. The convention went off without a hitch except for a quite anticlimactic end to Ramza, Cyan, Dark_Prophet and Jamie_Ms visit. However, you'll have to wait until I'm done updating the convention page to find out what happened :). I'll update it later today. But now, it's time for your weekly SLings Secret Screenshots update! I was suprised this week -- only 20% or so of people got it right! You guys rock! Kudos to Derby Kirby for being the first official 10-point scorer! I would give you a badge, but there are no SSS badges. Shoutouts also go to Artemis251, Everdraed and Gauntlet for also having 10 points. You guys rock!

    By the way, Cyan is a scary driver. ^_^

    E-mail SLing Posted by SLing 8/21/2002 at 14:32:24


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    Auctions are yummy.


    Hey, hey, sorry I'm being mr. weird. Gonna start updating *blows dust off section* auctions again, regularly. So be happy and have much rejoicing. Auctions below:Sorry about no radio that Saturday, was at a buddies house with computer. If there's no saturday/friday radio, it'll be on one of the other days for sure. Keep sendin requests, and for whose requests didn't get played Saturday, I'll keep those for this weeks queue. Live long and prosper.
    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 8/21/2002 at 6:59:55


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    It's not as confusing this week


    Eeee.... Seems a bunch of you misread what the prediction for last week was, and ended up making entries suitable for the week before. But anyways, Apple of Enlightenment is updated. Go look at the wonderful updatedness of it, and stuff. Oh, and the really nice entries this week. Those are cool too. Plus...

    This week's prediction is: What if the Friendly Mole was in the party?

    Hilarity will ensure. Or something really close. Or a horrible tragedy. Either way, have fun with it, and make sure your stuff is in before next Monday.

    E-mail dJeu Posted by dJeu 8/20/2002 at 0:43:36


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    Important Announcement


    I am very sorry about not updating last week. The server change screwed some things up, so I have just recently gained the ability to add articles back.

    With that said, I have an important announcement to make. Starting this week, the official day for my updates will be Thursday. Now, I am not restraining myself to just that day. I may decide to make an extra update on a given week should I recieve a good ammount of articles.

    Until then, please read the guidelines and then send me some good articles.

    E-mail EBFan2000 Posted by EBFan2000 8/19/2002 at 23:01:50