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DANG, That's a lot of winners! Go check it out and see if you're on there... TAKE ME TO THE ALL-MIGHTY FANMELEE!! You've now been Pi-matized. Go and vote. and be happy. and send me money. that'll work too. ::punches random monkey in the gut:: GO VOTE!! |
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The polls are updated! Here are the results from last week: How many things have you bought from the SM.net store? 1-3 items: 91.30% 4-7 items: 4.35% More than 10 items: 3.48% 7-10 items: 0.87% Total Votes: 115 This was an awful poll. But it was my fault. Not a good selection of answers. I made another SM.net store poll which I think is better than the last one. If you already bought a new item, then you can choose the first answer. |
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Theories has been updated. The responses to this past week's topic were pretty good so you should check them out. I hope that there is a strong response again this time. warmgun once again single handedly carries the rest of the content with yet another nice sheet music submission: Sheet Music: Have fun. |
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Trivia has again been updated. Bow to me! Your winners were Captain Spam, Chibi, CPTCrunch, Crazyswordsman, EarthBandDork, EBisumaru, epoch, EternalJade, FalconPain, FreakyDulder, JeffMan, Kahran042, Moochie, NessY2K, Orbfighter, PikaChan, PSIOsman, RCRawdon3, SimonBob, Zeru. Will they manage to repeat their victory this time? |
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Good things to buy, Empty wallet with speed. Poetic Auctions.
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Poems and Songs are updated: I only got one poem this week, but it痴 a good one so you should check it out. Write me a poem and send it to me. Write a parody or something, I haven稚 seen one in months. ^.^ |
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I am a day late in this update, but the delay was well worth it. I just put the finishing touches on a brand new Merchandise section! In this section you can find all merchandise made by, and relating to, the amazing site that is Starmen.Net. Check it out! Expect more Starmen.Net Stuffage in the near future. And at the rate the Starmen.Net Online Store is growing, there will be plenty more. And a very happy barfday to Tomato! |
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A day of joyous celebration; the celebration of life, love, happiness, and all other noble underlying tenets of life. May our friend live long enough to act as a beacon to future generations in the same manner which he has for ours; a beacon of encouragement, of empowerment, of success and hope. WOWOWWOWWOWOW OMG BARFDAY TIME MATATO LETS PARTEE  
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| More Fanfic action, woo.Have you got some Fanfics? Please send them in. I know I don't have flashy banner ads or Paula bikini pics to lure you in with, but I do have the raw power of the English language! Seriously, that should be enough to make you quake in your boots. Some of the most powerful people in the world have only a rudimentary knowledge of English! | ||||||
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 FOTW has been updated with a great piece of artwork by The Losar. Check it out. While you are in the mood for art, check out the Calling all Artists contest that is going on! If you do art, you will want to be a part of it!  Have Bat, Will Travel has been updated with a new comic! Check it out and look at the story of EB in a whole new perspective. |
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The EarthBound/Mother2 section has been updated yet again. In terms of quality, this is one of the best updates I have ever done. EvilPuffBall and DarthBlech both sent in incrediable Desktop Wallpapers. I am currently using Tessie's Lake as my wallpaper. With all these wallpapers, what's your excuse for not using one? And of course any EarthBound/Mother2 update would not be complete without an awesome AOL Buddy Icon by Zantar Black. This week Zantar gives us a buddy icon of the Blue Cow doing the moonwalk! You can't resist the moonwalking blue cow! AOL Buddy Icons Desktop Wallpapers Now scroll down and read reid's (ahahaahahha read reid's....) three updates (in a row!!!). Or better yet, save yourself some time and click here, here, and here. Which brings me too the point of this update, Hilary, will you marry me? |
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The Papster is busy, so I'm bringing you some Leeman goodness by proxy. I was going to prepare everyone for projectile vomiting, because the article (which I wrote) the Leemeister was going to present was terrible. Luckily, I bullied him into picking a different one of my more relevant articles by threatening him with physical violence. So I happily present: /articles/qt/659.php Leeman: Okay, for write up... Leeman: "A timely piece for you to read, by reid. Oh hoho, I'm SO witty!" reid: LOL Leeman: And in all reality, I'm not. reid: i've never heard that... reid: LESS THAN FOUR TIMES A DAY Leeman: *cymbal crash* |
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Well folks, you may have thought it impossible, but it really is happening - I've updated the Mother 3 Aftermathematics page! This is no pansy update, either; I added the pictures page, packed with picture plethorasaurus perforation poop*! Need incentive to go check it out? What if I told you that there are completely humiliating pictures of me? There's even a top secret picture of mass destruction (PMD**) hidden on the page***. POORLY CONSTRUCTED GRAPHIC COMPELS YOU OK, so its 4 AM and I'm going to bed. This totally feels like back in high school when I would stay up late updating the site and then sleep through classes****. Aaaaawesome. *alliteration **annoying/stupid acronym for an already annoying/stupid phrase ***gimmick ****reminiscence to make oneself appear old, wise, and experienced |
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If you mailed me a donation a few days ago and wrote 'nmufred' as the memo note, email me because I have no idea who you are :) In other news, staffers who [like me] have an insatiable, burning desire for black/blue hoodies should check out this topic. |
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Woah. Well, if you want to see some really great stuff you can either check the update under this one, or just go to the Starmen.Net Online Store. Do either one of them. Well, after you check out... These Auctions!
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 It's back and with a VENGENCE! The Starmen.net Online Store is back and the new selection is SOOO huge you will say "HOLY CARP!!! then pause, maybe go eat some Reese's Pieces, come back then say "HOLY CARP!!! once again. There is SOOO much to list but let me list the stuff that is on sale now! Make sure to check out the rest of the Starmen.net Swag! STARMEN DO GORLF! - Golf Shirt SaTuRn CaP! - BoinG! ZooM it! Just explore the shop to your liking! There is so much stuff and much more to come so stay tuned! |
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Not dead. Just not alive. Well, reid is dead. Well, not dead. But idle. Well, not idle. Just away. Well, not away. But he is working. Like the true webmister that he is. And no, that was not a typo. This is the official preview. There isn't a lot of stuff to throw in the Newsletter this week, but it cannot suck. There will be TWO interviews or one. No wait ... two. I'll decide later. Involves two very interesting people of different genders who just happen to have the same number of letters in their names. As for the bulletin board, I'm going to let the idea die. It just won't work out how I want it too. However, I still need ideas as there are now more than just Tim reading the newsletter. I think SimonBob subscribes too. So Simon, and all you little Simon-maniacs should send me ideas that I can put in. Thank you in advice. Wow, I make the longest posts about nothing. I love me. But yes, Newsletter II in the works. Tell EVERYONE. [Edit: 22:00:22. How cool is THAT?!] |
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| Not only has Falcon24 gone missing due to the advent of Hurricane Isabel, but now the mailbag for this week has been stolen, and we can't find it! (Translation: Mailbag won't be updated this week) I, Investigator Reginald P. Linux, along with my trusted colleagues attribute this theft to the fact that we didn't get enough leads over the past week regarding Falcon's whereabouts. (Translation: Not enough people sent in letters) So if you have any promising leads, feel free to phone it in. (Translation: Write some letters this instant. >:/) | ||||||
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The polls are updated today. Here are the results from last week: Did Mr. Miyamoto's comments about the SM.net petition surprise you? Yeah!: 82.44% Not really. I expected him to say something.: 17.56% Total Votes: 262 Vote this week too! |
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Always verify your questions' validity before you upload your updated trivia pages. Otherwise you confuse people. I apologise for any people who did not enter because of the confusion I may have caused last week, and hope that this week's questions aren't as confusing. CPTCrunch, Crazyswordsman, Freaky Dulder, and Kahran042 were last week's winners. |
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This Sunday at the Starmen Uber Dome. Auctionsaurus!!!
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I have added a great piece of Starmen.Net related merchandise to the Miscellaneous Merchandise section. On a very related note, the Starmen.Net Calendar 2004 edition is being worked on right now. If you think your EarthBound art work is "da bomb" and should be in the calendar, then check out this topic. I would send my EarthBound/Site related art work in, however.... Well, the last EarthBound related art work I sent in was not all that great. I have gotten better since then, but I think some of you out there have some real talent. |
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It's Thursday, so that means the EarthBound/Mother 2 section has been updated, by yours truely, Colin-. AOL Buddy Icons Desktop Wallpaper Other EarthBoundy News There have been a lot of updates in the last two days, so I suggest you scroll really far down to make sure you catch all the goodness. |
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We're supposed to get hit by a huge storm in a couple of hours.. Just so the power stays on.
Heavily Armored Hamster has contributed 75 poems to our Poems Department! Thank you and congratulations! Send me poems! |
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