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I'm getting no trick or treaters. :(


I mean the kids were just estatic last year. I gave out powdered donuts. Today's Updated Sites:Have you updated your site recently? Would you like your site to be listed in updated sites? All you have to do is email updatedsites@starmen.net with your site's name and url.

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E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 10/31/2002 at 19:54:30


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Happy Halloween!


While all you kiddies are out trick-or-treating, or doing whatever you do, I'll be awaiting the final batch of entries, so I can stick them up.. on Friday. Even though I'll be updating late, the deadline is 12 Midnight, tonight. Oh yeah, I'm not going to put up entries you mail to me, even if they're awesome. The directions say to use the form, so maybe you should ;)

URFBOWND AND A PUMPKIN
Halloween Encounter
Paula's little mistake
The Trick-or-Treat Debacle
The Camera Man's Closet
Pokey's Disguise
Daimyou
EBKid
Grant
Jakob Dorof
shytenda
StarKirby

Get lots of free candy and rot your teeth! Oh yeah!


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/31/2002 at 16:43:29


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Happy Halloween Eve!


YES! Triple Update! All entries will be in by 12 o'clock midnight, Halloween.

Psy Fire Pumpkin
Jack-O-Starman (lit)
Jack-O-Starman (unlit)
Starman Jr. Jr's Hallowe'en Debut
EB Costumes
Ghosts
The Search For Ness
Tomat-O-Lantern
IT R TEH PURTI PICTUrw
HomeBound
No one likes the camera guy....
Redrum
We All Get Into It In The End
Dan?ソ?ソ?
Furankufuruto Sooseeji
Furankufuruto Sooseeji
Hawian Shirts
Metal Paula
Metal Paula
PappyCat
ScottyDog
Shy
StarKirby
Super bionic starman
The Big Rhino
xfisjmg1

*Glares at non-particpating regulars on the fan fourm*


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/30/2002 at 22:10:28


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2 days!


Only two days left!

Giygas pumpkin
Zombies Liek Candy Too!
Tendacraut? NASTY!
I'm Hungry...
Halloween in the Threed Graveyard
Pokeys' costume?
Zombies Grr!
Sexy Zombie
Good night......
Costumes
Artemis251
Cyberquad
Cyberquad
kirbyfreeze
MasterBelch
Poodoo
Starman Elite
Starman Elite
Super bionic starman
xfisjmg1

Lots of people got free hats. MadDuck, MogOfGlory, KZORADM, Prince Poo of Dalaam, Hawian Shirts, Ness2, Penguin and others who didn't put names. I thought it was hard. :(

And SLing loses. :b


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/29/2002 at 21:54:21


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Smart boy! Here! Take this fine Iron Pot!


That's it! The lava and iron create a harmony of flavors!

A Tale of Jelly and Pigs
SpainBound
PSI Give Candy
Magicant Cave
Funfest Banner
Putrid Moldy Man
Stinky Ghost
We Want Candy!
Hawian Shirts
KZORADM
pkness
Shadow
Starstorm Trooper
Starstorm Trooper
Starstorm Trooper
xfisjmg1

Tell me what game the quote's from and get a free hat! Only a die hard fan would know..

Oh yeah, belated Birthday Wishes to Masonstein. ^_^


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/28/2002 at 21:15:35


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David Blaine Is A Demon


SLings Secret Screenshots has been updated yet again, with a mind-melting screenshot to tickle your fancy. I don't even know what tickle your fancy means! Congrats to the people that got it last week! You guys are the best!
E-mail SLing Posted by SLing 10/27/2002 at 19:44:26


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Update


It's back. It's badder than ever. It's Trivia!

Adran Garrison, Arin EX, Bariguy, The Big Rhino, Blue Antoid, Cabeza Grande, Carmel, Cracked Bat, Dalez, DanXMSTie, darklink570, Diamond Dog, Dragorn, Dr. Eatsdoughnuts, EarthBrent, EB Master, epoch, Evil Flying Baseball Bat, Falcon Pain, Fuzzy Pickles, Gauntlet, Hercule Poirot 116, Kopii Paula, jrh, Link06215, Pokey's Pursuer, Regulus, SimonBob, Some-guy 1927, SpazzMan, Stareye, Steve and Triple10X won this week.

E-mail Anthadd Posted by Anthadd 10/27/2002 at 17:48:49


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The Cable Was Cut


Whee! It's Mailbag time again! ...actually, it would have been Mailbag time a little while ago, but my connection died. So kindly mail your zombies to my ISP! You all did an incredibly super ultra hyper great job this week! 40 entries! A new Mailbag record! Whoohoo! So go read Mailbag and then submit! Mailbag is now all decked out in its Halloween best. It was nearly impossible to choose the Letter of the Week this time, but Paralistalon came out on top! His name now shines in the Hall of Fame!

This week's topic is: What did you think of the Halloween funfest?

Yep. Share your opinions. Did you participate? Why not? Was it fun? Do you think you'll win? Whose submission do you like best? Is it your favorite Sm.Net function? Etc, etc...

Now, I highly doubt you'd be able to top last week's Mailbag. I mean, 40? You can't do it. ...can you? Prove me wrong! Good luck, and until later! Adios.

E-mail GuyInSummers Posted by GuyInSummers 10/27/2002 at 11:13:47


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Is Eggy Dead?


Set back the clocks! Daylight Savings Time allows me to chill for an extra hour. I can update with Funfest tonight if I get enough entries.

Will I ever get a triple post? Only time will tell.


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/27/2002 at 7:24:12


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Yay new fangame! Guess The Ness, let luck be on your side as you have to choose the right Ness from the evil Ness twins controlled by Giygas...


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E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 10/27/2002 at 1:25:23


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Wahoo!


Funfest Update!!!

A Halloween Fanfic
1 Thing Ness Hates about Halloween
Mr. Jason
Blue Halloween
Blue Halloween
Do Ghost's Eat Little Girls?
Dr.Eggman
pkness
Poodoo
The Sitting DuQs
The Sitting DuQs
xfisjmg1

5 More full days to work on those entries, the deadline is Thursday! I bet you can't wait to look at the lot of entries while rotting your teeth away!


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/26/2002 at 21:47:29


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Wasn't Me


SimonBob: My Funfest entry will scare your pants off
Tomato: I'm not wearing any pants

The History of Halloween
mR. sAtUrN's cOsTUmEs!
Giygas Related Comic #1
Fuzzy Corpses!
Multi-Bit Party @ Dalaam
EarthBound: Trick or Treat
Scary Submission
Skyrunner for Halloween
Andrew Seguin
CherrieGal
Hawian Shirts
Hawian Shirts
Hawian Shirts
KZORADM
SimonBob
xfisjmg1

Thanks to stuff for getting good grades on big tests and finishing Orchestra concerts, now I am back to a regular schedule.


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/25/2002 at 21:59:43


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It never rains in Southern California


And now for something completely different. It's a Fanfic update! Now be happy and joyous and go forth and send in new stuff or I'll EAT YOUR SOUL. Trust me. I have my soul-eating fork and everything.
E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 10/25/2002 at 15:14:29


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Stuff


7 tests in 2 days = :|

One Lucky Lantern
Carrie, er, Paula.
Ness's Nightmare
Ghosts
Trick or Clones
Fear
Trick or Treat Frinky style
YES BUY CANDY?
The problem with Onett
AK
Arad
CherrieGal
DarthBelch
EarthboundMan
Flying Zamboni 2
Frinky
Hawian Shirts
STAREYe

My eyeballs are falling out of my eyesockets from all the studing and so on. Must... Study... And that's all from your enthusiastic Funfest Man! *Collapses*


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/23/2002 at 21:46:30


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If I had $1 for every signature on the petition...


I'd be rich!

Get Ya' Tricks and Treats.
Zombies have lives too.
Into the Ancient Darkness...
The darkNESS comes...
Jeff's Hilarious Hallowe'en!
Giygas Vision: Hallow'een Screening
Blonde Blonde!
Giygas' Costume
Too Much Rock Candy
Tomat-o Lantern
Arad
Arad
CherrieGal
Dustin Plaisted
Hawian Shirts
Hawian Shirts
nessdude15
Ness's Cousin
Pogo Punk
TANI

Yey for the 25,000 signatures on the petition! (And my crappy computer interface).

EDIT: I was so tired yesterday I didn't even notice I'd made the mistake I did. If you caught it, I'm sorry, if not, good. Thanks, Aquas, for pointing that out.


E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/21/2002 at 21:50:36


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*Shoves Anthadd To The Ground*


Mwahahaha. I'm so evil.

Speaking of evil, SLings Secret Screenshots has been updated again, with all the chils, spills and bad breath you'd expect from a SLing update! Congrats to the people that got it last week! You guys rock!

E-mail SLing Posted by SLing 10/20/2002 at 20:08:58


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Update!


From the depths of booniest Canada comes another Trivia update! Revel as you struggle with this week's questions, like you have for the last 67! Gasp at the flippant way the staffer mocks you! Congratulate AmzRigh, CabezaGrande, CaptainSpam, CodeHunter64, Dante, d`Jeu, Greatest Mog on Earth, Guy from Fourside, Jeff's Radio, Mad Banana, Snoopdog 57 and StarmanBeta, the only ones who got all five questions right last week! Suffer from anxiety as you wait a week to see how badly you did! Realise that the staffer doesn't tabulate such stuff! Rinse and repeat for successive weeks!
E-mail Anthadd Posted by Anthadd 10/20/2002 at 19:17:08


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*sniff* I'm Late


Yeah, I know. I'm late. It's because I fell asleep last night while doing Mailbag.

...okay, not quite. But I knew that I literally was going to just fall asleep on the keyboard, so I begged Tomato's forgiveness and crashed. I could sit here and bore you with details of my lousy Saturday (which included yucky illness), but I'll just skip it and give you what you came for - Mailbag! This week, the Letter of the Week was written by Magnus. Let's all say YAY MAGNUS!

This week's topic is: Would you like to be a staffer at Starmen.net? What section would you manage?

Now, I'm afraid I must make a rather unhappy comment. You did terrible this week. ...well, that's not fair. Those who actually submitted did an incredible job. But the number of letters was painfully low. Redeem yourself! It's not that hard. I'm sure hundreds of people are reading this. So why can't just half of you go try Mailbag? It's fun and healthy!

Sorry for the delay. It won't happen again. Until next time, all!

E-mail GuyInSummers Posted by GuyInSummers 10/20/2002 at 12:59:34


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* Funfest is now known as Poems/Songs


It's the funfest man! Wait, no it isn't! Or is it? Finally a Poems and Songs update! It's been like 23 days, hasn't it?

  • LimerickBound - by Pedestrian
  • The EarthBound Epic, Chapter 1 - by TAFKACC
  • The EarthBound Epic, Chapter 2 - by TAFKACC
  • The EarthBound Epic, Chapter 3 - by TAFKACC
    Yes, please still send P&S some stuff.

  • E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/20/2002 at 8:31:00


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    Bwhahahaha... Good Journey


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    E-mail ROFISH Posted by ROFISH 10/20/2002 at 1:44:46


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    Totakeke plays tonight! ^_^


    Hi hi hi! Did everyone have a good holiday? One extra day away from school can really make all the difference in the world, huh? I spent most of my extended weekend up at my aunt's vacation home in Cape Cod. Call me crazy, but drizzly, dreary, overcast days make for great beachgoing in my opinion ^_^ Ah, Columbus Day... the day where we honor a man who brought about the age that saw to the destruction of so many great civilizations -_-;;

    At any rate, I sent out Issue Ten of The Weekly Starstorm. Enjoy - and don't forget to send me some submissions! ^_^

    If you haven't already signed up for the Newsletter, you can do so here, OK?

    E-mail GaruruGirl Posted by GaruruGirl 10/20/2002 at 1:34:28


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    Funfest!! ^_^


    Check out the new entries that not even Ranma can diss. It's so true.

    Blue, Blue...
    Paula and Ness go trick-or-treating
    Trick or Treat?!
    One Halloween Night
    Feelin' Pukey
    CherrieGal
    Dr. Jelly Donuts
    Legally Cappy
    Moonside Saturn
    TANI

    Expect the long overdue Poems and Songs update very soon.


    E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/19/2002 at 21:34:03


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    Please, no more


    The deluge of Fanfics was more than I could take... please, please, remember that I have to update with the stuff you send me. It's sooooo hard sometimes. And I'm tired.

    Disclaimer: The above post contains a dangerously high level of sarcasm. Seriously, this week was kinda disappointing. You guys can do a lot better.

    E-mail SimonBob Posted by SimonBob 10/18/2002 at 23:57:25


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    2% Calcium, 98% Insane


    *explodes*

    The cumbersome brigand clears the debris slowly, salvaging items in a spasmodic and circumspect way. He finds a breach through the fire and comes face to face with the rival. The deadlock is broken as the enemy relinquishes his weapon.

    What was the point of the last paragraph? ..? Absolutely nothing. Please efface the insanity from your brain.

    Here's a new batch of well planned entries:

    Stonehenge at Night
    Zealous Zombie
    No Don't go there
    Gyigas
    Halloween Whodunit!
    Goemon Haloween Costume
    Spanish Halloween
    Halloween Boxes
    The Horror
    CherrieGal
    Giampi
    GuyFromFoureside
    KZORADM
    KZORADM
    Moonside Saturn
    Muku Aku
    StarKirby
    StarKirby

    See what vocab you're missing, Khai? It would be spurious to say "I don't need a vocab book". My longest update in the history of me is about to close. Oh yeah, listen to radio, too.


    E-mail Eggy Posted by Eggy 10/18/2002 at 22:06:16


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    This is not an Update.


    Okay, I lied.

    So, anyway, what between college stuff and miscellaneous other concerns (see: PK Hack (see also: having a cold stinks)), I've managed to take some time to update Fan Melee. The U.S. Surgeon General says you need a good daily dose of unnecessary mascot-based pugilism, so run along now and enjoy the randomly violent goodness.

    E-mail MrAccident