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There is no spoon.


[00:17] |reidman| there is no spoon.
[00:17] |reidman| sorry.
[00:18] * BuddyLee sticks his Immodium Q-36 Space Modulator in reidman's nose
[00:18] * BuddyLee turns around, winces, and sticks his fingers in his ears
[00:18] |reidman| There IS NO SPOON.
[00:18] *** reidman has quit IRC (Exit: )

Unfortunately, not only did the Immodium Q-36 Space Modulator blow reidman into tiny little molecules, it also caused his computer to crash, taking with it the last half hour's worth of work on the site redesign and stuff. And then he had to go to bed. So I'm posting in his stead, announcing two things to all:

1) Project: NP Siege 2 will be updated tomorrow with the latest round of letters. We really need more letters! I know there are a lot of you reading this who haven't written a letter yet. Please, if you like EarthBound, click on the link and write a letter.

2) Don't forget about the Starmen.Net Meeting at 9 PM EST tonight! I only have one question so far for Starmen.Net Q&A. Now is the time to submit more! And if we get 90 people in attendance at the meeting, reidman will unveil his progress on the new and AWESOME site design.

E-mail CPTCrunch Posted by CPTCrunch 1/31/2001 at 23:32:00


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Yay, more manga. Less junk.


Hey, hey. Made a page for a neat Mother 1 manga called Cherry Blossms. Very cool, but more pics of it would be cooler :T. I got rid of the EarthBound Ruler page, if ya ever want to see the crazy ruler e-mail me anytime. Or the info of how it came to "being". I guess we just can't spare the space hehe. I also got rid of useless junk in the merchandise section, like that pic of me drinking out of my Starmen.net mug, ROFL. That and other minor things are off. Or cleaned, a word Tomato likes.
E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 1/31/2001 at 21:03:06


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Site Design and stuff


Four quick things:

1) New site design is coming along nicely. In a few days we should be done with the design itself. As for implementing it and releasing it, we're really not sure how long it will take. It'll be worth the wait, I promise.

2) I got 4 NP Siege II submissions today! Yay! I'll probably post them tomorrow.

3) #starmen Meeting on Thursday at 9! Be there, because my offer to let everyone see the new site design still stands if we hit 90.

4) Bessie, my bass/fish/best friend, has been recovered! Yay! Now maybe I will be able to do that techno pants remix someday...

E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 1/30/2001 at 23:48:35


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Early sleep.. what?


Before I go to bed a bit early tonight I thought I'd just make a small update to keep things flowing. Thanks to super-fisch for notifying me of a Mother book auction he's holding on e-bay I'll be able to post the url to it here quicker! or something.. hehe. there's some more auctions along with this one.

Allright.. bed time


E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 1/30/2001 at 20:44:35


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Flu: Day 5: It's on.


Well as you can see from the name of this update, I'm currently battling the fifth day of having the flu. For the people who aren't quite math geniouses out there, that means I've had it since Friday. I'd been in bed most of the weekend except for going to use the *hehe* bathroom. (I said bathroom hahahaha)

Anyways, thats why this update is a bit late.

We didn't reach 250 once again. I'm disappointed. Only 215.

This weeks question is:

Now that the Game Boy Advance has been in the spotlight for quite a bit, do you think we will ever see EarthBound/Mother 2 ported to it?

Go vote, Cause I'm going back to bed.

E-mail icEFusioN Posted by icEFusioN 1/30/2001 at 7:03:05


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NP Siege II : The Cheesing Off Of reidman


Well, I've got an NP Siege II update, but its not a happy update. Its a sad update. Its a bad update. Its a make-reid-want-to-scream update.

I've got two letters for NP Siege.

Granted, I haven't checked the Sm.Net P.O. Box today, but this is extremely disappointing. If this is the kind of participation we're gonna get from the contests like these, then we're not gonna have any more of them, because most of you obviously don't care. I've probably invested 20 hours of my time into this contest alone, with scanning, HTML, updates, and trips to the post office. Because of this severe lack of participation, I'm considering cutting off the contest in a few days, sending mugz0rz to the few people who took the time to participate, and just ending the entire thing there.

Tomato and I have been working non-stop on this new design and 50 million other things for the website and community, and you can't even take time to participate in a contest? I'm ashamed, especially at those of you who visit this site constantly and chat in the chatroom and on the forum, and yet do nothing to support us. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, thats not the issue. Community participation is the issue. Showing Nintendo that we're out here is the issue. As guruzeth commented earlier, if "the biggest EarthBound community on the web" can only produce a handful of envelopes from the thousands who visit the website, Nintendo isn't going to take us seriously. They're going to laugh.

Anyways, here are the submissions. Keep in mind that the deadline is in 15 days. If you live outside the U.S. and you haven't put your submission in the mail yet, you better do it QUICK.


by Skulryk

by game_freak247

You guys determine the outcome of this contest, not me or Tomato or anyone else.

On a lighter note, Bessie (my bass/fish/best friend) has been returned! Hooray for theives who return things!


E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 1/30/2001 at 0:38:58


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Wag that Tail and Hail to the Mail


Yeah baby, the limited edition EBounding version Mailbag is here! Get it while its still edition one and mint condition. I got some pretty interesting letters this week, so it makes for a pretty good read. I also got some really crappy letters from reidman and dragondyne which inspired me to create a new mailbag section. This section, titled 'The Stupid Box' contains letters so horribly bad that they deserve neither acknowledgement of who wrote them nor a response from myself or the guest answerer. Don't try to get in The Stupid Box, though, cause I'll know!

In other news, I was writing up the mailbag and my roomate was playing guitar, and suddenly he started playing the Chaos Theatre song! Cool! Well, I think so at least. It's by Eric Clapton, but I forgot the name. Just thought I'd let you know.

E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 1/29/2001 at 23:09:55


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I found it!


After diospadre "accidentally" deleted the mailbag that I cohosted last month, I spent every waking hour looking for a copy of it. I found it lying in one of Starmen.Net's hidden sewer systems - good thing I had Luigi the Fortune Telling Alligator to help me.

You can see that old mailbag here. Careful, I mock quite a few people - but they deserve it!

I got a few fan game entries to put up some time, so keep on the watch for that. But right now, I'm working hard with reidman on the new you-know-what. It's gonna kick major rear, both visually and technically. Woo hoo!

E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 1/29/2001 at 19:36:22


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Watch Itoi!


I saw this a while ago, but never checked it out until just now. Yomiuri Shimbun, one of Japan's big newspapers, has an interview with EarthBound creator, Shigesato Itoi on its website. What's cool is that it's actually a videotaped interview that you can stream from their site.

Click here to find it. The 2nd link next to Itoi's picture is the one where he briefly discusses why Mother 3 was cancelled. I watched it, basically he says everything he's said before - cost/time management problems, Mr. Iwata going to work for another company, etc.

I realize most of you probably won't be able to understand what he says, but this is probably the first chance you get to actually see and hear EB's creator. You may be surprised when you notice he isn't 80 feet tall and doesn't have super god-like powers. But check it out anyway if you're bored.

E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 1/28/2001 at 23:19:56


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Organized!


First, I sorted out the merchandise links on the index merchandise page. So now it looks real spiffy in alphabetical order. Then I got some new auctions for ya.

Oh and I got some new Mother 1 cart pics, over in the Mother 1 cart section of course.

This here is Insecticide Spray and I'm not afraid to use it!


E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 1/28/2001 at 22:09:07


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Updated Sites and Such


Here's a big batch of updated sites for ya:

And lastly of the updated sites:

Also, Mad_Starman's Site has been removed from the links page.

If you would like to be listed in updated sites, please send an e-mail to updatedsites@starmen.net containing your site number, or your site's url and name. If you update frequently, your site will get an icon.

If you would like your link to be listed on the links page, please send an e-mail to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url. Be sure to follow the guidelines.


E-mail Spongebob Posted by Spongebob 1/28/2001 at 18:46:52


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Mega Magic Fanthoughts


Phew... I just want to say that I recieved an OUTSTANDING amount of fanthoughts so far. I've already got 17 in the first 3 days! This is amazing... I don't think a topic got past 15 before... and this topic still has a while to go too! Well, so far it's wonderful. If you haven't sent them yet, submit them now! (Also, remember you can sumbit to any past topic too, just tell me that somewhere in your submisson.)

Thoughts of Mother 3 on Gamecube

Remember, you can sumbit fanthoughts on the fanthought main page. You can sumbit to past topics if you wish, but not as many people will read it.

E-mail Skulryk Posted by Skulryk 1/28/2001 at 17:41:30


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Bad Art Week is over!!


Here are the last entries to slip by:

  • I Draw This! - SHADOWX
  • really-really-BAD! - Titanic Ant
  • enemies - Titanic Ant
  • weirdbound - Titanic Ant
  • titanicsuks - Titanic Ant

    First of all, I would like to thank everyone that submitted for making AoE Bad Art Week so successful. There were over 80 horrible entries! It was tough to choose the winners, but look here to see them. A new (non-bad art) topic has been posted on the AoE page, so check that out, too. Thanks again, Bad Art Week will return!!

  • E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 1/28/2001 at 16:51:02


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    Plo's HARD Trivia


    A minor update to Plo's HARD Trivia, but an update nonetheless. Nobody got it right yet, so keep those guesses coming!!
    E-mail Plo Posted by Plo 1/28/2001 at 16:03:05


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    Fanfics Updated


    Although there was only one story (a chapter in a serial of stories), the Fanfics have been updated. I also received at least two more stories. However, they were "corrupt" (or unavailable). So, if you don't see your story up on the section, please resubmit it.

    Also, the Featured Fanfic has been updated (formerly the "Fanfic of the Week". It hasn't exactly been weekly). If you notice, I only choose COMPLETED stories for the FanFic of the week. So, if you have a completed story, and would like to see it featured, let me know. Thanks!

    E-mail EBounding Posted by EBounding 1/27/2001 at 22:18:53


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    I can't remember my name anymore


    Well that is just a ton of entries. Hopefully this is the final batch of entries since this is the last day they will be accepted. If your entry isn't posted now, I don't have it, so don't complain. I added these entries to the list, removed all the dead entries, and then fell into a coma.

  • Earthbound as drawn by a child - PsychoDude
  • Quantity vs. Quality... Quantity wins - Punktenda
  • PSI FIRE OMEGA! - Ultra Phish
  • Menu - Ultra Phish
  • The Check-a-Roony Sign Guy Revealed!-I guess - Scizordramon
  • Our Heroes Seen As Never Before! - Nall 64
  • haepy haepy vilaeg!!!11 - Koalyak
  • SimonBob's Theatre of Horrors - SimonBob
  • The Real Story of Bad Art Week - SimonBob
  • Really really cool game called EarthBound - EvilGiegue
  • PSI Starsuck - Chino
  • Group Pic - EBchick
  • Mighty Bear Seven - EBchick
  • ness - Ness007
  • Mr. Saturn - Ness007
  • A bad day in summers - EBchick
  • Tessie loves u - EBchick
  • Puala zaps (I think) Pokey! - Prince of the Stars
  • Starstorm over the ocean (or a hill)! - Prince of the Stars
  • Ness against Giygas, drawn in 3 minutes! - Salivar
  • my mind - Ness 007
  • stuff - Ness 007
  • Scientificaly Labeled Picture Diagram Thingy of Ness, A Pencil, and some Other Stuff! - RiotingNerd
  • EB64 is finally out! - RiotingNerd
  • It Helps to Have A Malfunctioning Mouse - Scizordramon
  • poekys fat haahh - Jamper
  • The Scary Hurricane Meets Summers - TheLawnKing
  • Welcome to Moonside - Lady Scizordramon
  • jeff meets tessee - Evil Ness

  • E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 1/27/2001 at 20:14:30


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    Earthbound Site Spotlight


    This week's site spotlight is:

    This site has a very good amount of content, and a good frequency of updates. EB Central has a good layout which is very consistant(reflected on all pages). They also have some very origional things that you can't find anywhere else. Pay a visit to Earthbound Central!

    If you would like to become the Earthbound Site Spotlight keep updating, and it wouldn't hurt to have a little luck ;)


    E-mail Spongebob Posted by Spongebob 1/27/2001 at 16:12:07


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    Plo's HARD Trivia




    Surprise!! Plo's HARD Trivia has been updated!!! Go see if ya won! Anyway, 1: I think Luna does have an ftp, and 2: I've been sick for a while. Sorry to keep all my fans waiting (hee hee, I have fans!), but it's been hard to look at a computer when you have blind spots swirling about the screen. For some bizarre and strange reason, I'm still awake, and it's 6:00 am. Heh, if I am to stay awake in the day, I'll probably need to keep my eyes moist with coffee, and tape cheese to my hand and try to pet my cat. Something like that. I usually sleep in, as it's been probably almost a year since I've watched Saturday morning cartoons, and looks like nows my chance. Well, without further ranting on about cheese, vitriolic cats, and concentrated coffee, GO HAVE FUN BLAST IT!!!!


    E-mail Plo Posted by Plo 1/27/2001 at 7:20:33


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    •Hey small fry! •You must be shakin' in your boots!


    Boo! Got some new merchandise up, it's sorta weird. It's a book about Jeff and Tony living together @ the Boarding School. But for a little more info you can go here for the official page.

    Oh and I got my radio up if you want to listen, but by the time some of you see this update it won't be up anymore, so for you hardcore sm.net'ers who visit every 5 minutes you'll get to listen. The IP is aquas.dhs.org:14824 - and if you don't know how to listen then it sucks for you. Allright! *jams*


    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 1/26/2001 at 23:06:10


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    Meeting log up


    I posted the log of last night's Starmen.Net meeting in the Meetings section. Make sure you come next week -- if we have a really high attendance, maybe THEN reidman will allow us a sneak peek of the new (and VERY cool) design he's workin on. That's about all I have to say today.
    E-mail CPTCrunch Posted by CPTCrunch 1/26/2001 at 20:22:36


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    Yay it's Friday


    Just got some auctions today:

    Yep yep oh and how could I forget, DO NP SIEGE! you can get a mugz0r.


    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 1/26/2001 at 17:30:16


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    Slightly Less Than Fresh Updated Sights


    Sorry about the delay, but for the past few days updated sites have gone down to a trickle...keep them coming!:

    If you would like to be listed in updated sites, please send an e-mail to updatedsites@starmen.net containing your site number, or your site's url and name. If you update frequently, your site will get an icon.

    If you would like your link to be listed on the links page, please send an e-mail to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url. Be sure to follow the guidelines.


    E-mail Spongebob Posted by Spongebob 1/25/2001 at 21:21:47


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    Meeting in 15


    Sorry for the short notice. Meeting in 15. Check out the Meetings Page for more info.
    E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 1/25/2001 at 19:50:39


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    Fanthoughts updates


    Ok, let me start out with this: I didn't get even CLOSE to the amount of fanthoughts that I wanted. I got 3, and only 1 which I considered really good. Come on, only 3 people could summon the energy to type out at least a paragraph of legible stuff about Mr. Saturns in Mother 3? :( Anyways, check out the Mr. Saturn Fanthoughts.

    Anyways, I really hope you'll submit to the next topic. This week should be a bit more popular. It is about Mother 3 on the Gamecube. What do you want to see from it? Anything you want added or taken out? From the screenshots we have, do you want anything changed? Go, tell me what you think!

    In other news, first of all, a hearty thank you to Tomato for cleaning up the interviews. Second of all, a moment of silence for Bessie.

    E-mail Skulryk Posted by Skulryk 1/25/2001 at 16:12:16


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    NP Siege II Update


    Yay! I went to my P.O. Box and found 4 letters waiting for me! Whats even better is that two of them had donations, one from Saturnman and one from Ness151. Thanks guys! Here are the latest entries:


    by Saturnman (Back)

    by Aquas


    by Ness151


    by Ness151

    There's also a little news that isn't so good. Though it causes me great pain, I must inform everyone that Bessie, my bass, has been stolen. After mourning her loss for the past 2 days, I'm now composed enough to share this with you. Bessie starred in such incredible pieces of music as "Bessie is my Bass" and the infamous "Ode to Pants". She had another project lined up in "Pantstech", a techno remix of "Ode to Pants", but alas it was not to be. Whoever took Bessie also snagged $60 from the Starmen.Net bank book, but luckily thats all I had in there.

    So, my friends, a moment of silence for Bessie. May she never be forgotten.


    E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 1/24/2001 at 23:58:02


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    Fan Art X 3


    Yep, you heard right. Three pieces of new fan art. Two by SpongeBob and one by X Wolf. Check them out here. Um, keep sending fan art in and keep me happy!
    E-mail Poo Posted by Poo 1/24/2001 at 19:25:30


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    Mmmm...NP Siegey Goodness...


    reido@work again, updating with some better news this time around. I was pleasantly surprised to find four NP Siege II submissions in the Sm.Net P.O. Box today! I expect a lot more coming in soon, perhaps as many as 10 more by the end of the week. So if you haven't sent yours in yet, do so immediately! If you live outside the United States, you only have one more week of leeway before its too late to mail your entries and get them to me on time. So get crackin', and I'll post the new entries when I get home.

    Also, I've decided that I'll cut a deal with the visitors. If we get over 90 people in attendance at tomorrow's meeting, I'll release one of the previews for the new web design that I'm working on for Starmen.Net. Its about 90% complete right now, so if you wanna get a glimpse of the future of the website, be in #starmen at 9:00 tomorrow (check the Meetings Page to be sure of what time the meeting starts in your time zone)!