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Take out the Shrimp, the Clam and the Perches


Poem/Songs has now been updated! I know you'll all run and check them out (If you don't, you should.) After you read the new poems and probably go to the forums for awhile, I want you to submit something to me because I have to update with something, and it's no fun updating to say "Hey, send me stuff!" Get writing and send it in
E-mail Frodis Posted by Frodis 11/30/2000 at 23:35:32


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EBchick and SimonBob love me


Well, AoE is finally updated. I posted the final entry, and the winner for best major entry. The new minor and major prediction topics are up, too! Don't you just love me? EBchick and SimonBob sure do! Well, actually I think they are just using me to get their names in the title of a news post. But I'm ok with that. Anyway, here's the link to AoE since it STILL doesn't have one in the contests section (Poo!!!). Oh, yeah minor predictions will be due NEXT saturday, that is December 9, you get an extra day! Now you have to love me.
E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 11/30/2000 at 23:06:50


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We're Back!


No, you haven't died, the site is back! Granted, it was restored from a Thanksgving backup tape (props to C.net for backing up before they disconnected their server...) so we lost a bit of stuff. Stop whining you little IF'ers! Anyway the staffers are all gonna update a lot now cause they've been too lazy. There's a few big things coming up for SM.net so don't go away!

Oh yeah, for you people who liked what the ste was when it was down (and who didnt?) it's still at www.starmen.net/new. Click here to see. If reidman and Mars keep up their war (with commentary from me) It will probably turn into a Seanbaby-esque "Stupid Page" That's all for now. Good fight, good night.

E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 11/30/2000 at 14:31:39


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Happy Thanksgiving


On this Thanksgiving, I bring you a long-awaited fanart update! Check out the newly uploaded fanart here. And, remember: send in your fanart!
E-mail Poo Posted by Poo 11/23/2000 at 15:41:40


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PV has risen from the dead!


Thats right! After I finally got the layout, and converted all of the HTML over, I have the bare bones Picture & Voice section! It is at www.starmen.net/pv

Now this DOES take you to an outside site, but it is the official Pic/Voice site none the less. ^_^ So send all of your pics or voices to be included in the section to: EarthBoundAholic@starmen.net

E-mail EarthBoundAholic Posted by EarthBoundAholic 11/23/2000 at 1:33:09


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This horse is a diabetic!!


Just as the title says, AoE has been updated! The winners for best minor entries have been chosen, so check it out. I also added the final minor entries to make the deadline, and a new major entry. Man, with all this work, you would think I could get a link to AoE in the contests section. (Yeah that means you, link.. maker... uh .. person!!) Here is a link to AoE anyway.
E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 11/20/2000 at 22:07:50


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Sadness


I'll get straight to the point here. A part in my computer got recalled(namely, the Motherboard) and I have to send it back to the company to have the part replaced. So, I'm gonna be gone until next Tuesday at the very least/most(? I dunno.) I understand that I haven't updated articles yet, and I do have a good 6-7 submissions to put up, so don't think it got lost in the mail or I'm slacking off. School's been keeping me from getting stuff done, oh well. But, just because I'm going to be gone doesn't mean you should not send articles! Send me lots and lots and lots(gimme gimme gimme) so when I come back I can make a super-ultra-mambo-tango-foxtrot update. Well, my dad is yelling at me to back up important files and get off so he can pack the computer up to take in, so I'm gonna get off now. Byebye.
E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 11/20/2000 at 20:21:01


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World of Mother


I've uploaded some scans of the map that came with my Mother 1 cart.
I had to scan it in four parts and put the pieces together, so it may
look a bit funky. The image is in two different formats at different resolutions.

E-mail Xodnizel Posted by Xodnizel 11/19/2000 at 10:00:18


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* Cyan fiddles with his Digivice.


As you can see, I don't have much to do. I haven't recieved any new links, so I guess I have to remind you. Send your links to me.
E-mail Cyan683 Posted by Cyan683 11/17/2000 at 23:33:38


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Run Away!


Run away! Yourmamasmama is on an updating rampage! He'll destroy us all with his 3 new minor entries and one new major entry! All we can tell you is to stay inside, don't look the beast in the eyes, and get the rest of your minor entries in by Saturday at noon. The monster craves more entries! (Note: it reportedly wants more than flukes!) Hurry, time is almost up! Enter the monster's lair.

Look! It's Yourmamasmama's Halloween fluke!

E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 11/16/2000 at 22:14:36


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Apathy


Funfest was updated with these entries. Some have e-mail addresses, some don't. Deal with it. Submissions are closed. Judging is tommorrow. We'll let you know. Peace we outta here.

  • Too much candy - Bloop182
  • The Dreaded Bitmap - Bluegoo26
  • Limericks - DarthAndonuts
  • Halloween Party - Dude2500
  • Blondie - eduD edisnooM
  • Tort - EvilGiegue
  • Where's Ness? - Jeb2
  • Fainted - Meeellla
  • Handsome Tom's theme song - Mysterious Submitter1
  • Freakout - PikaChan
  • Sailor Saula.JPG - PikaChan
  • Halloween - Salivar
  • Shrooom2 - Shrooom
  • Spooky Mask - SimonBob
  • Saturn/Pumpkin - Squirty
  • Giygas Haunt - Titanic Ant
  • Insomnia - Titanic Ant
  • Threed Meld - Ulan Shad
  • Bad Dream on Shrub Street - Yutz

  • E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 11/14/2000 at 21:38:39


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    Hello, I'm Godeg


    Ok, I'm really not Godeg. I just wanted to get your attention. Due to uh, technical difficulties, I haven't updated Scavenger Hunt for quite awhile. And you probably haven't seen me upload any Fan Art either. Well, it was the fault of those "technical difficulties". Anyways, I'll be updating frequently from now on. Ok, got the confession done with. Phew. Now go check out the Updated, brand new, Luna Edition, Scavenger Hunt. Or else.
    E-mail Poo Posted by Poo 11/13/2000 at 19:34:48


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    Huge Update


    Ok peeps I got a lot to talk about so I'll get right down to it. First of all, you're all probably wondering what happened to the funfest. Due to some (a lot) of confusion, all of the entries that aren't on the entries page were lost. So if you submitted something that's not on that page, we don't have it. Because I'm benevolent, (translation: reidman told me to) I'm reopening submissions until 5pm Central on Tuesday. Click here to go submit. Don't worry if you didn't meet the last deadline, it's not like I have any way of checking anyway. So go submit your funfest entries, and judging will begin as soon as Simpsons ends on Tuesday.

    Next up is the mailbag. Sorry for missing it last week, but blah blah blah. There's some good stuff in there this week, but I think I'm gonna start picking some letters with some actual content in them. That means we may have seen the last of Miss NeoPaula in that section. Anyway, go over there and read it, then send me a letter about this weeks topic, or anything else that may be festering in that little brain of yours.

    Next up is something very serious: starmen.net's hatred of .bmp's. We hate them. You probably hate them. I know I do. Since they're annoying, too big, and generally suck, they will no longer be accepted on starmen.net. Submit stuff in .gif format! Maybe .jpg. But NOT .bmp. Don't know how to convert a file to a .gif? Well click right here for a short and sweet guide all about .gif's. Hyper sexy props to NeoPaula (she just doesn't go away!) for finding the awsuma convertor program.

    Lastly comes something from Jonk. For those of you who don't know, Jonk is probably one of the best artists to ever grace our community. Bringing us fine works in the past such as EarthBound Planet one and two, he returns to us after a long absence. From what he tells me, he's built up quite a portfolio of EarthBound landscapes. He's armed with so many drawings that hel'' have his own section here on the site. For a sneak peak, click here to see the first in the series, The Cavern of Ages.

    Finally, reidman recently had back surgery and is now recovering. It'll be only a few days before he's carrying pigs and tractors around once more, let's be thankful for that. Remember: reidman's family grows your food.

    *Phew* That was tiring. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go play Shenmue. For those of you who know me, you'll be happy to hear that I actually bought a Dreamcast game for once. Goodnight all.

    E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 11/12/2000 at 23:18:23


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    ...Lockbox


    I have taken the Apple of Enlightenment entries I have recieved and placed them in the lockbox, where all entries will go.

    Please excuse me, I've been quoting SNL all week. But as I was saying, I've gotten three minor predictions and I have posted them in the entries section of AoE. The rest of the minor predictions will be due by noon, next Saturday, so get them ready! And by the way, major predictions are due a week after next Saturday, November 25. Remember you only need to win one major prediciton to get a badge!

    If you have any questions about AoE, ask here. And in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, "Party on dudes!"

    E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 11/12/2000 at 13:51:22


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    i lik urfbownd


    Wow, only one day and look at all them articles I got! Alright, check 'em out(they're good reading):

    PSI Healing Omega! -- Falcon24

    Ramblings by a Rambling Mushroom -- Shrooom

    Religion in Earthbound (or the lack thereof) -- SimonBob

    Why, Nintendo, Why? -Part 2- -- icEFusioN

    Starmen.Net-How to make it Funktastic all over again -- Liar X. Agerate

    Interactive Fiction: Alive and well -- Liar X. Agerate

    Earthbound: A Game for Everyone -- NeoPaula



    On another note, there's a poll on RPGamer for which SNES game would you most like to see on the Gameboy Advance, and EarthBound's on the list! Are we going to let EarthBound lose the poll? Vote vote vote!

    Finally, I'm sure there are a lot of you who have got something to say. Why not say it with a lovely article? An article is a free way to show your loved ones how much you care--errr, send me some more articles :)


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 11/11/2000 at 20:37:44


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    Now for something *REALLY* Surprising! (who the!?)


    I bet no one saw this coming. Say 'hi' to your new full-fleged staffer!
    It's your local newsletter guy, posting for the first time to tell you what's going down in the newsletter department, which is the fact that few ARE getting the newsletter. For this reason a new system has been worked out. It goes something like this:
    1) I make newsletter
    2) newsletter is posted on the site
    This way, even if your not on the mailing list you can still get the newsletter. How convenient! The other reason I'm posting is cause I really want to see more submissions to the newsletter. A spiffy FTP account has been set up, so those real cool submissions like text art and actual jpegs and stuff can actually be a ready part of the newsletter. This gives everyone good opportunities to get your works recognized no matter what you submit.

    ...Mmmkay. This post is getting way too long. Remember! Submissions are good and tasty!

    E-mail Stardude Posted by Stardude 11/10/2000 at 22:51:02


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    Nimoy/Bucholz IQ Test Results: Negative


    I added another few links to the Links Page, including the first Japanese page of the new version. By the way, please only send your link in to me ONCE. If I don't post it the day you send it, wait before contacting me again!
    E-mail Cyan683 Posted by Cyan683 11/10/2000 at 22:15:36


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    Articles are go!


    Woo! I finally finished the articles section! You can view the final product right here. Now I want each and every one of you to start sending in those articles to me, because I'm waiting to read them and put them up! Don't worry, if you're having trouble writing, I've provided a bit of inspiration:

    Welcome Home -- Falcon24

    Just send those masterpieces on in, I'm waiting for them.


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 11/10/2000 at 18:54:45


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    Plo's HARD Trivia


    I have 2 things to say... 1. Plo's HARD Trivia has indeed been updated. 2. I AM NOT WORTHY!!!! I am the scum in your shower! I am the gum under your shoe! I am the snot you get when it's too cold to feel your nose!!! I am 3 month old garbage! I am that Easter egg you find in July!!! I am the human counterpart of sporks! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With that said, I would like to formally and humbly apologize for the late update. Good day.
    E-mail Plo Posted by Plo 11/10/2000 at 11:56:02


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    Apple of Enlightenment


    Yes, it's finally arrived. This has been one of the biggest kept secrets in the history of our community (much like last year's AoE.) The Apple of Enlightenment is actually a new section on the site, and if I'm correct (which I always am,) it should be pretty big. One of my main goals for it is consistency; this section will be updated every week. Yourmamasmama will be join the starmen.net staff, someone I'm sure all of you forumers have grown to love. Well, enough talk from me, click here to see the Apple of Enlightenment.
    E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 11/9/2000 at 23:40:34


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    Currently status is 50%


    Well, since I'm about half done with the articles section, I figured I'd put up what I had and make a post about it so you guys didn't think I was slacking off. :) As you can see I have half of it done, and I plan to do more over the next few days.Check out what I've done.

    I'm tired now, bye bye.


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 11/9/2000 at 22:03:14


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    Mother 1 Section


    As of now, I am running the EB0 section. So send all of your Mother 1 related junk to me!
    E-mail EarthBoundAholic Posted by EarthBoundAholic 11/8/2000 at 15:56:01


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    Yet another update from me. yay.


    Added another couple links to the new page.

    Earthbound Omega
    Jeff's RPG Page

    You know what would be nice? An occassional "please" in the emails I get.... I've gotten 3 polite requests so far, the rest were demands. It's very tiresome to deal with only these demands....

    E-mail Cyan683 Posted by Cyan683 11/6/2000 at 20:40:54


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    Stupid News


    Hi, Tomato here. I just went to western Japan, to places like Kyoto and Hiroshima. While I was in Kyoto, I decided I might go check out Nintendo's headquarters. Even though I knew I didn't have an appointment or anything, I went there.

    NOJ is in THE crummiest section of town (I still can't believe how bad it is), the buildings are old and ugly, and right next door are a bunch of tiny businesses that look like they won't last too long. Anyway, I went up and talked to the parking lot guard guy to see if maybe there were tours or something, and he snapped back at me rudely. He was so rude, it's now my life goal to get him fired.

    The moral of the story is that NOJ is a pretty crummy place. If you ever go to Kyoto, don't go there. The place is ugly and the guards are rude.

    Bye for now.

    E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 11/5/2000 at 22:53:06


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    Nimoy and Bucholz are Morons.


    Just thought I'd state the obvious there. *note the capital M*

    Anyway, I've added some more links to the Links Page Version 2. It's getting bigger, but I'm sure there are still more up to date sites out there. Send your links here.

    E-mail Cyan683 Posted by Cyan683 11/5/2000 at 17:38:43


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    Links Page Ver.2 Is Go


    I've got the new version of the Links page up, go visit it here. It's pretty small right now, but that's because I haven't recieved many new links, or links to pages that are still being updated. Send links to me, Cyan683.
    E-mail Cyan683 Posted by Cyan683 11/4/2000 at 21:31:26


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    An update?! Run!


    Hey everyone. Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm progressing pretty well on the article section, and it'll be up sooner or later. Of course it's going to be a while, because I have to deal with 300+ articles... :/

    In other news, I'd like to announce that due to popular demand, starmen.net will be hosting an EarthBound trivia tournament pretty soon. If you don't participate, Xodnizel will code the front page so your head explodes when you come here. Expect detail at a later date. Bye bye now. :)


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 11/1/2000 at 20:42:05


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