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...And a Happy New Years!


A very happy one indeed! In 15 minutes, it will be the start of a new millenium of EASY trivia! Don't be fooled by all that millenium carp last year! Any good mathmatician knows that was all just a buncha hype to get cash for the party companies. But before you celebrate the New Year's, go out with a bang by submiting to the first EASY trivia of this millenium!! And I expect some quality creative answers!
But always remeber, it is the squishy beetle that beats the frazzled cukoo bird.

E-mail Luna Posted by Luna 12/31/2000 at 22:49:45


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Glory!


I'm here to bring you a *hot* gallery of Mother/EarthBound manga! All listed in an awesome horizontal fashion!

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, hehe. By the way, there might not be new merchandise tonight, but if there is, expect it around 3AM! later!

E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 12/30/2000 at 23:32:56


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Pulling a Falcon


Hey people, I'm here to say that I'm nearly done converting the Mailbag section to nicetitude. After that all that's left is making the archive table and doing this week's bag. Because of a stupid ftp program I've only been able to put up the first ten mailbags. They start at www.starmen.net/mailbag/mb01.shtml and end at www.starmen.net/mailbag/mb09.shtml. Just replace that 01 with 02, 03, and so on. After you're done checking out those old bags, send me a letter! If it's good I promise to post it, and then you'll be happy, and that means Tomato will be happy, and that means I don't get beaten, which makes me happy. Expect the next update on Monday.

On a side note, this is the fourteenth news update of the day, which is a new record for Starmen.Net! Let the good times rooollll!

E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 12/30/2000 at 23:11:47


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Howl of the Wolf


Guess what? I have completed the "gallerizing" of the Fan Art section!!! Check it out here. Neat, huh? If you want a spiffy gallery like these people have, submit your fan art! Poo, out.
E-mail Poo Posted by Poo 12/30/2000 at 23:11:34


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Vital Funfest Info


The Funfest is almost over. The last day to submit any entries is New Year's Day, nothing will be accepted after that. The entries will be judged the next day and the winners will be announced in #earthbound and posted on the Funfest page. Then everyone will be happy. The End.
E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 12/30/2000 at 23:05:19


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Quick li'l update


First, I hope you like the new little Japanese button I put on the left sidebar, the old one we had for like a year and a half. I finally felt we needed to fix it to match the other buttons there. Also, most of you won't care, but I'll probably be updating the Japanese page in a day or so, cuz it's already outdated. Yikes.

Lots of updates today, huh? I hope we break our 13-updates-in-a-day record. Let's go staffers!

E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 12/30/2000 at 23:01:18


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Zip zap scoobily dip dap!


I just got done watching Gladiator on DVD, and let me tell you, it was sweet. Looks like I'm doing the Aquas thing. And before I watched that, I watched something even better. An old Jim Henson video called Neat Stuff that taught me how to sing scat and hang a spoon off my nose! It was fantastic. So I figured to make tonight a completely fufilling night, I would update the funfest with some more entries. And here they are:

  • Oh Dungeon Man - FunkyNess
  • Merry Christmas, Nessie Brown! - DarthAndonuts
  • MoonMan - Casey Toner

    For now I'm off to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Attack of the Killer Pizzas.

  • E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 12/30/2000 at 22:35:32


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    EB no Matsuri has departed


    In case you haven't noticed, we took down the EB no Matsuri section today, because it's long over. We look forward to next year when Annual Gift Man will reveal that he is Ness' father! Until then, be happy with the EB carts that you got, or go see a doctor if you got the flesh-eating virus.

    Don't worry, more wackiness is coming soon to a Starmen.Net near you.

    E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 12/30/2000 at 20:28:05


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    Can't get nothin' for a buck these days.


    Hey hey hey hey hey, EarthBound auction! 1 buck!

    click here!

    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 12/30/2000 at 20:08:13


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    Fan Art Stuff


    There seem to be a lot of people out there asking why a lot of the links in the Fan Art section are dead. The reason, which you should already know from previous posts, is that the fan art section is being redone. Pics are being sorted into galleries, each artist getting their own gallery. The conversion is almost complete, though, hopefully it should be by tonight. Then I will need to write up a custom left side bar for it, so hopefully by tomorrow the fan art section will be back up. I can't say that for sure though.

    Anyway, if you want to see a few examples, try:

  • Gallery A

  • Gallery B

  • Gallery C


  • so far, I think all the galleries from A to V are up right now, so go ahead and look at those if you're bored. Maybe you'll see some cool fan art you never saw before. But, don't mind the left sidebar of those pages, I just have a temporary one up for now.

    E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 12/30/2000 at 19:27:39


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    Today's Exciting Updated Sites


    Today's Updated Sites are:

  • EBVortex.Net
  • EarthBound XTreme
  • Yutz's Entitling Flukes
  • Jstarman  
  • Mad_starman  

    If you would like to be listed in updated sites, please send an e-mail to updatedsites@starmen.net containing your site number, or your site's url and name. If you update frequently, your site will get an icon.

    If you would like your link to be listed on the links page, please send an e-mail to links@starmen.net containing your site's name and url. Be sure to follow the guidelines.


  • E-mail Spongebob Posted by Spongebob 12/30/2000 at 19:07:48


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    So it ends...


    Staff articles week ends today on a strong note, with lots of submissions by staff and non-staff alike. First, take a look at the submissions:

    The last two articles of staff article week are brought to you by our favorite head guys,

    Great week, if I do say so myself! But just because it's over doesn't mean you should stop. On the contrary, keep sending those articles in!(But be sure to read the FAQ first...a couple of people who submitted didn't have their articles posted, look at the revised FAQ for an explanation.)


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 12/30/2000 at 16:58:59


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    New Earthbound Site Spotlight


    This week's Earthbound Site Spotlight is:

  • Picky's Earthbound Site

    If you would like your site to be the Earthbound Site Spotlight of the week, keep updating, and you may be chosen.

    I also need updated sites and links, so send emails to updatedsites@starmen.net and links@starmen.net


  • E-mail Spongebob Posted by Spongebob 12/30/2000 at 12:40:50


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    New Year's eve eve!.. I think


    Yeah yeah, this morning I have merchandise, and it's the.. *drumroll* Mother 2 Treasure Chest of Secrets book. Yeah. And if you don't click the link I'll be forced to form a.. a.. 5 FOOT TSUNAMI!!! AHHHH!!!.. uh.. I mean, 50!!!!! ahhh!.. ah.

    But anyways! I cleaned up some of the merchandise pages too, cause they weren't the way they were spose'd to be, ya know?

    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 12/30/2000 at 2:06:24


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    What up, jive turkey?


    I'll tell you "what up," school's almost here for many of us! But have I begun to study for finals? Nope. Anyway, I added some more entries to the funfest, which ends on on New Year's Day. So instead of mourning over DBZ like I'll be, finish up those entries!

  • The Big Fat Red Suit - The Only KoW
  • Winterish Dalaam - Traceh
  • A Very Adonuts Christmas - NeoPaula
  • EarthBound: The Movie - EvilGiegue

    And as for AoE, I replaced screamager's entry, with a new version he gave me, which has been corrected of previous errors.

  • What Slackers! - screamager

    Sadly, this is the only major entry, so I will most likely drop major entries all together, and focus on minor entries. This will probably be a good thing, so stop crying. See, that wasn't so bad, now was it.

  • E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 12/30/2000 at 1:04:00


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    Update


    I've redone the chat section, by fixing HTML, fixing other things, removing a lot of excess stuff we didn't need, etc. Please visit the section and find problems. I think maybe one of the best of IRC's might be a little messed up, whoever finds it gets a Lucky Sandwich. No, I don't think we'll have a chat person, so don't go applying for the job. And as you can probably already tell, we have a new links guy, and it seems he'll do pretty well with the section too.

    Also, I am flabbergasted (see my English is coming back to me) that nobody has really voted in this week's poll. Come on, go vote, or I'll have to go and cry.

    Updates have sort of slowed down a bit lately if you haven't noticed. I'm being a little nicer on the staffers as I work on that online walkthrough/FAQ of EB and other things. Don't worry though, things won't die. And in the coming month we will have another cool campaign/contest thing, with lots of mugz0rz for prizes. Yay! These mugs are so cool, I can't explain it in words.

    The Holiday Funfest is almost over, if you haven't submitted yet, hurry! You can still make it! Judging should be done by the 2nd or 3rd I hear.

    Good job on all the article submissions lately - keep it up! I always look forward to reading new articles, so I'm happy the section is starting to revive. Keep writing!

    Rune is in some other state or country until next week I believe, so that is why a new fanfic of the week has not been chosen yet. And, I don't really know what's up with the flukes section, Jeb2 promised he would update yesterday and today, yet I see nothing. Hmm....

    Well that's all for now, and don't forget to go play EB some more!

    E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 12/30/2000 at 0:58:24


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    Updated Sites etc.


    Here are today's updated sites:

  • N-GEB
  • Earthbound SMAAAASH
  • Jstarman
  • Mad_starman
  • EBVortex.Net

    I also added a couple links to the links page!

  • Operation: Earthbound
  • Yutz's Entitling Flukes

    If you would like to be listed in updated sites, please send an e-mail to updatedsites@starmen.net containing either your site number or your url and site name. If you update frequently you will recieve an icon beside your link.

    If you would like your link listed in the links page please send an e-mail to links@starmen.net. Be sure to follow the guidelines.


  • E-mail Spongebob Posted by Spongebob 12/29/2000 at 20:08:21


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    Episode V: The Articles Strike Back


    The word processor is with you, young Starmen.Net goer...but you are not an article writer yet. *insert heavy breathing sound* Ok, articles updated! Here's a batch o' fun for you:

    The Starmen.Net webmaster wrote us an article! Yay!

    Ok, that's all for tonight! Tomorrow is the last day of articles week, and some of the best articles have been saved to close it out! Who could've have possibly written them, you ask? You'll just have to wait till tomorrow to find out. :) In the meantime, write up some articles nd send them in!


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 12/29/2000 at 19:14:33


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    Links page


    I've redone the entire links page by weeding out dead links, Redoing the organization, and making a new FAQ.

    Also added 2 new links.
  • Jstarman
  • mad_starman

    If you would like your site added to the links page, please send an e-mail to links@starmen.net. Be sure to follow the guidelines.

    I will post updated sites as frequently as i can, if you would like your site posted under updated sites, please send an e-mail to updatedsites@starmen.net containing your site number or name and URL. If you update your site frequently you will revieve an icon next to your link on the links page.

    The Earthbound Site spotlight will be updated every Saturday.
    Qualities a site should have to be considered for the Earthbound Site Spotlight are:

  • Good amount of content
  • Good layout
  • Large amount of updates

  • E-mail Spongebob Posted by Spongebob 12/29/2000 at 15:18:19


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    Late night archives


    Hey and stuff, sorry, no new merchandise for ya's tonight, but I do have 3 new EarthBound cart auctions! muwahaha.

    Oh and I got new EB cart merchandise pics and some other junk, now I demand you all to go drink water.


    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 12/29/2000 at 3:17:35


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    An article a day keeps the Article Gods at bay


    Muahahaha. Articles have been updated! I got a lot once again, so keep it up! Anyway, here they are:

    Today was Water's turn to write an article:

    Alright! That's some good stuff there. Now, before you send any more articles be sure to check out the newly revised Frequently Asked Questions page. Then once you're done, send them in. Send lots of articles in! The article gods demand sacrifices! Save the women and children by sending in articles! *cool fire backdrop*


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 12/28/2000 at 20:46:16


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    Mr. Saturn, you called?


    Oh by the way, if you would like me to post Yahoo and Amazon auctions on the auctions page please send me emails just saying you do, or else I won't waste my time posting them on the site if no one even considers bidding on them because they don't have a Yahoo or Amazon auction account or something, if no one really cares about Amazon or Yahoo auctions I'll just go around there myself and collect merchandise pics.

    Bottom line: e-mail me if you want Amazon/Yahoo auctions!

    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 12/28/2000 at 2:51:23


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    Lay down the goods!


    I wasn't here last night, but I'm back to resume the payroll of merchandise that's been comin' in. Tonight's merchandise is the Everything of Mother 2 book, it's real cool cause it a has a bunch of info about Mr. Saturn's and stuff, hahaha.

    Also there's an auction for the Mother 1 Soundtrack CD sitting in the Auctions section, so that's pretty cool, I bidded on it atleast. Uhm.. last of all.. I cleaned up some pages.

    Seeya sometime tommorow @ 2 AM.

    E-mail Aquas Posted by Aquas 12/28/2000 at 2:31:01


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    Holy Moly!!!!


    Okay, here's something you may not yet know, since Ourumov hasn't posted news here on the front page about it yet, but he's given the EarthBound Walkthrough/FAQ section a MAJOR updating! You have to check it out, I'm not kidding! Aiieeee!

    And, while we're on the subject of walkthroughs, I should report that Starmen.Net's huge online walkthrough/faq project has already begun. I don't have a lot to show, though, but let it just be known that me (the PK Hack guy, who knows ALL the stats and technical info), guruzeth (who knows everything non-technical about the game), and reidman (who can do some cool graphics and designs, such as this site) have teamed up to create the biggest, best, most awesuma EarthBound walkthrough/FAQ that will ever exist.

    Well, I guess I can show you our super mega early version which is only 4 days old. It's not very much right now, but rest assured, it's going to be BIG.

    You cannot grasp the true form of the Starmen.Net EarthBound Walkthru!

    E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 12/28/2000 at 0:27:31


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    BOIRC = Updated


    Yah thats right I updated. I am supposed to update on Thursdays but I don't think I will be home tomorrow so I am gonna update now. Better early than late! But here are the newest editions of BOIRC. First we have Issue 13 of Best of #EarthBound. You can get it HERE Then we also have Best of #smnet. You can get it HERE Well I hope you all have fun readin it. *Tips his hat*
    E-mail EarthBoundAholic Posted by EarthBoundAholic 12/27/2000 at 23:01:34


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    Awwww werd, articles updated!


    Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! I got a lot of articles today, which really made me happy. So check 'em out!

    And let us not forget the latest edition of staff article week, by everyone's favorite fanfic dude...

    That is some good work, and some VERY good articles, guys. Keep it up! I know there are still some of you out there who haven't taken the first step. Just remember to send those articles in as soon as possible!


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 12/27/2000 at 21:08:03


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    I li;e mi Chreistmis scabber


    After scanning my face a coople of times, I kan't see vari well. S@ excuse any tepos. I updated AoE with the new winners for Best Minor entry. And I have decided that I will do anything to make AoE really popular. I have already sold my soul to the devil and I'm going to try and think up some news ideas that will be exciting! I bet that exclamation point got you excited!!!!!! Woah!! It's aleady working!!! So, if AoE gets some weird new additions over the next few weeks, pay attention! I'm doing all this for you, baby!! Viva la AoE! I think the scanner has affected my brain. . .
    E-mail Yourmamasmama Posted by Yourmamasmama 12/27/2000 at 1:29:30