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Yes I know I am not the contests person! But I am submitting this for `Frieza because of his lack of updating ability! But here is what he wanted to say: "/pkhack/pkhackcontest/index.html - PK Hack Contest!" And thats the end of that chapter.
E-mail EarthBoundAholic Posted by EarthBoundAholic 10/31/2000 at 10:19:19


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Yay for shrimp!


Yummy yummy yummy I got food in my tummy, and I feel like eatin shrimp. What does that mean? NOTHING! All I wanted to say was send me more fan music submissions. My inbox has run dry! Send em all to EarthBoundAholic@starmen.net This useless update was brought to you EarthBoundAholic.
E-mail EarthBoundAholic Posted by EarthBoundAholic 10/31/2000 at 1:13:21


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Luna's EASY trivia... for YOU!


Yes, it's EASY TRIVIA! Yes, that EASY trivia goodness that helps you feel great, every... well, we won't talk about the last time I updated it, will we!? Haha, of course not! Now, go submit your answers to the new EASY trivia, and check out the old ones! Oh, and Poo-... **snicker** have fun with #10! Don't forget, hundreds of people read these answers, Poo-! Bweeheehee!!
E-mail Luna Posted by Luna 10/30/2000 at 23:10:56


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Funfest!


Yes! It's finally updated! Yay! Anyway, if you din't know, the deadline is today. I'll be making another update tonight around 8 central, so if your entry still isn't there, e-mail me about it, or you'll be out of luck. Anyway, you can either click here to see the entries, or jsut take a look at this list. Oh yeah, and props to Cyan683 for compiling this list.

  • Cats....Black cats.... - Anime Omega
  • Carbon Dog Trick or Treating - Chimera
  • Sweet Revenge - Chimera
  • Sweet Revenge - Chimera
  • A Dream About A Nightmare - Chimera
  • All Hallow's Eve at Ness' House - Chimera
  • A Cast of Costumes - Chimera
  • Forgetfull Halloweenist - Casey Toner
  • Night of the Living Pokey - EarthBoundAholic
  • Midnight Blondie - eduD edisnooM
  • Super-Ultra-Mega-Earthbound-Funfest-Fanfic-Crossover Extravaganza! - Falco Lombardi
  • Something Not Quite Right - Fantastic Cup
  • Fluke - Master Bryan
  • A Good Egging - Ness12
  • Halloween:3015 - Nessbound
  • A Slimy Little Pumpkin - Picky
  • Plo's Saturn Valley - Plo
  • The Hungry Pumpkin - Poo
  • Another Day in Threed - PunkRawkNess
  • The Nessy Earthbound Picture Show - Robbie Matye
  • A Halloween treat! - Saturnman
  • Surrounded! - Sephiroth2040
  • The Zombie Army - Seth
  • A PE Concert - Seth
  • Guillotines Are Fun - Shrooom
  • Masks? - Shroom
  • Jacki's Caf - Shy_Guy
  • Halloween Party 1 - Shy_Guy
  • Halloween Party 2 - Shy_Guy
  • No One is Safe! - Starman Kyle
  • Dr. Andonuts Collection - the_hypnotist
  • A Threed Halloween - the_hypnotist
  • A Treat? - Tiptupipsy
  • Poo Versus the Ghost - Titanic Ant
  • A Saturn Valley Halloween - Yumblie
  • Bad Dream On Shrub Street - Yutz
  • Untitled! - Zero Diamond
  • A Phone? - Zero Diamond
  • Easy Money? - Zero Diamond
  • The Zombie Bunch - Zero Diamond
  • A Very High Fall - Zero Diamond


  • E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 10/29/2000 at 13:13:54


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    Updated Sites


    When I first started doing updated sites in June of 1999, it was only a temporary job on eb.net, I was filling in for Kyosuke while he was in Japan. It became a permanant thing, and it led me to bigger things on the site, namely being the webmaster :). I've had a few memories of it, from Ourumov updating his site, EB Universe (I think) almost EVERY day (Hey Ourumov send an email my way) to Cory h4x0ring my comp and updating his site (4 A's in the url!) at the same time. It's been fun, but its time to move on.

    As many of you know, I have not been too faithful to my little Updated Sites section, I'm sorry for that. I've realized that it's become a bother when it comes to bigger things, and it's time for me to pass it on. No, sit down Frank and Saturnman, I've already picked someone new. From Now on, everyone's favorite, Umi will be the Updated Sites girl. So without further ado, here's the sites.

  • Alotta EarthBound Junk

  • The EarthBound Lab

  • Bo's EarthBound Site

  • Yutz's Entitling Flukes

  • EarthBound Omega

  • EarthBound XTreme

  • EarthBound Smaaaaaash!

  • Do you update your EarthBound Site? Do you want your site on this list? Then send its name and address (or site number) to updatedsites@starmen.net!

    Goodbye, Updated Sites, it's been fun.


    E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 10/27/2000 at 20:09:30


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    When you're my age, death lurks at every corner.


    I think I updated fanfics, but I don't know... wait, yes I did. Send fanfics here.

    DEEAAATTTHHHH!!!!!!!

    E-mail Rune Posted by Rune 10/27/2000 at 19:49:24


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    Where have all the updates gone?


    Into Hershey's Cookies & Cream. A mouthful of cookies in every bite! Anyways...I've updated Scavenger Hunt. I'll be updating Fanart sometime this week, and that's when I'll finally get to do some stuff I never got around to doing. (i.e. post winners from Scavenger Hunt somewhere)
    E-mail Poo Posted by Poo 10/24/2000 at 22:10:31


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    Links Page, Version 2!


    In an attempt to make the Links page a bit more efficient, I'll be setting up another page where I will put links that are actually being updated still. The old links page will remain available online through a link on the new one. If you want your site to be on the new Links Page, email me with the link. I plan to check the links before I add them, if I don't see evidence of some recent updating, it won't make it to the new page. After all, that's the idea of this new page.
    E-mail Cyan683 Posted by Cyan683 10/24/2000 at 20:16:47


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    Hey there


    Hey, it's me, Tomato! *applause*

    Well, I finally got version 2.5 of my EB Text Editor finished, get it here. I'm too lazy to update the PK Hack page, though.

    Oh, the next month and a half really determines probably what direction the rest of my life will go, so I don't have much time to do stuff with PK Hack, the text editor, SM.Net, etc. for a while. So, I'm taking a break for 2 or 3 months or so. Don't think I'm leaving, cuz I ain't! This is my site and I ain't dumping it. I will pop up in the forums on occasion, but because of my schedule I'm pretty much limited to about 15 minutes a day to get online. So don't expect too much from me for a while.

    Oh, people, make some good EB hacks for the funfest or I will have Igor the crazy Mr. Saturn go after you.

    "Edit: Oops, whenever the new Zelda game comes out, remember this. In the latter half of the game, when you drop down into a big well, I swear that that part is taken straight from EarthBound. I await people's opinions on this. This would be good stuff for articles :)"

    E-mail Tomato Posted by Tomato 10/24/2000 at 3:03:21


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    I'm a Submarine!


    Pay no attention to the title, it's a filth ridden lie. But you know what? Poem/Songs has been updated! Woo! Go look now because it's what all the funky kids are doing. You're asking me, "Frodis? How can I be funky too?" Well my friend, write a poem or song and send it on to my ultra funky inbox.

    Can you dig it?

    E-mail Frodis Posted by Frodis 10/23/2000 at 19:35:34


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    Who let the reids out? *pants pants pants*


    Okay well I have recieved flukes from one person since getting my old job back. Where the heck are you people? Maybe putting the words 'Send Flukes' on a bomb and then nuking the world wasn't a good idea for advertising...

    Anyways, heres some inspiration:





    E-mail Jeb2 Posted by Jeb2 10/23/2000 at 15:43:56


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    mE mR. sAtUrN, bOiNg


    Hi. I'm in the process of giving the articles section a major overhaul, and I found some articles that Xod forgot when he put up the archive page. Anyway I hope to do a little bit each night and eventually have the entire section back super spiffy. When it finally is I'll announce it so you can start sending in articles again.

    Oh yeah, I think this needs to be addressed. I AM NOT THE FLUKES GUY ANYMORE. I think a lot of people don't understand that yet. #1 I seem to recall that before I stopped doing flukes I said to send them to the submit page, NOT to me. #2 Don't send them to me or the submit page anyway, send them to Jeb2. If you send flukes to me I will eat you. Alright that's about all I wanted to say. :)


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 10/23/2000 at 12:51:35


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    Quit possibly the best two sprites ever




    I updated fanfics. Now back to watching Forrest Gump.

    Oh, I almost forgot to say that I've hired on REnforcer as my lackey. He'll be converting docs and txt files in his spare time. Now go, my little monkeys! Send, send!


    E-mail Rune Posted by Rune 10/21/2000 at 21:02:23


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    Boo


    I like mine better.
    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 10/19/2000 at 19:06:30


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    old ladies


    This comic explains it all:



    E-mail Jeb2 Posted by Jeb2 10/19/2000 at 18:59:58


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    Mailbag and ?


    Yes, this weeks Mailbag is here! Run there to read about articles and other general insanity!!!

    Once you're done there head over to the funfest and submit something! I think I'm running that now, I'm really not sure. In any case, all submissions are due October 29th (two days before Halloween.) So get cracking!

    On a final note, there is something big coming to starmen.net. All I'm going to tell you is that it's the Apple of Enlightenment. Other than that, you won't hear anything else...

    E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 10/19/2000 at 15:37:27


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    ...And than I sayz, it was dead when Iz hit it!


    Alright I have updated the articles page due to recent problems with the articles. My next update and all the other ones will be on Thursday. Oki thank you.

    btw, my site, ebvortex.net is up :)

    E-mail Jeb2 Posted by Jeb2 10/18/2000 at 5:32:27


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    My beautiful site...


    Come on staffers, what kind of site doesn't update for 4 days and thus distresses the former owner/webmaster so much that he has to make an update about updating?

    For shame I says, for shame. Get to work, you've got hungry visitors.

    In other news, there is no news about the petition or EarthBound 64 except that Nintendo Power STILL has it in the future and most wanted lists. Surprise. Either Nintendo Power is stupid (likely) or EB64 is still going to come out (not likely).

    E-mail reidman Posted by reidman 10/18/2000 at 0:10:16


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    Creepy...superstitious...scary...unlucky!


    Guess what? I updated Scavenger Hunt. Cool, eh? Remember to read the top of the Scavenger Hunt page or you'll have no idea what I'm talking about there. All right, done.
    E-mail Poo Posted by Poo 10/13/2000 at 20:15:08


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    This update is brought to you by the letters K, O, and F


    Fanfics are updated. I need more fanfics. Moooore. Send 'em if you got 'em!
    E-mail Rune Posted by Rune 10/13/2000 at 19:57:52


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    The Funfest is back!


    Well, since SOMEONE didn't finish the funfest , I took it upon myself to do some work and finish it up myself.

    This funfests theme is "Halloween"! (What a suprise huh?) Anyways, I know a lot of you have been waiting for this, so get crackin' and submit your funfest entries!


    E-mail Matrix Posted by Matrix 10/12/2000 at 9:29:45


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    My Site, Your Site


    Wow dios! You mean that that work you did wasn't a one time fluke-thingy! No! No, I say, it isn't! Exclamation point!!! Anyway, I went around the site and fixed up a bunch of stuff, namely those funky image maps at the top of the game pages (see it up there? it says eb, eb zero, eb64, forums, and contests?) Yeah I fixed those on all the game pages and made some necesary pages to accomodate them. There's still some work to be done, namely the beautifying of the Super Smash Brothers section, which I promise we'll do something with...someday. Anyway have fun with all that, and have a looky at this list of updated sites.

  • EarthBound Smaaaaaash!

  • Stargirl DX's EarthBound Universe

  • Yutz's Entitling Flukes

  • Picky's Earthbound Site

  • Fourside


  • Do you update your EarthBound Site? Do you want your site on this list? Then send its name and address (or site number) to updatedsites@starmen.net!

    E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 10/11/2000 at 22:15:45


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    beans...hahaha thats a funny word


    Hey well stop bugging me about the articles in emails, I update every THURSDAY. Yes people, the day after WEDNESDAY, and before FRIDAY. Anyways the funfest is up but no links work yet, cause I'm writing those pages now.

    ...

    beans

    E-mail Jeb2 Posted by Jeb2 10/11/2000 at 19:34:04


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    Falcon24 is dropping the hammer yay


    Hi! It's your friendly neighborhood birdie man with a few important things.

    1. No longer send flukes to falcon24@starmen.net. Instead just use the submit page. This is because certain people think it's funny to crash my modem with 883 k zip files. Oh, and when you use the submit page, try to limit the size of your files to 300 K.

    2. Now for a magical magic trick! Save any gif to your desktop, and open it in Microsoft Paint. MS Paint will acquire the ability to save files as gifs. Yay.

    Ok bye now.


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 10/11/2000 at 16:56:30


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    . . .


    Here's a list of all the submissions I've gotten for the Mother/EB0 section since my last update:
    E-mail Dougertous Posted by Dougertous 10/10/2000 at 19:34:35


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    Some Real Webmasting


    Hey all! Did a LOT of work today, unfortunately most of it was for school :(. However, I did get a good couple hours of stuff done around here too! It all starts with the mailbag! Umi answered with me, so head over there, check it out, and submit your letters for next week!

    Next comes some news from #earthbound. Some stuff was happening this afternoon in there which I really didn't like, so I delivered a little speech. You can read it here. I encourage you to do so, and it's not that long. It details exactly what #earthbound should be, and frankly it's not that tough to do so. After I gave the speech everyone was happy, and I think we were all a bit excited. So read that thing and just have fun in there.

    Next comes the funfest. Though we don't have a real page up for it, we will very soon (/me glares at Jeb2.) So get cracking on your entries, they're due on Halloween. Details will be posted shortly.

    Finally, something I want to talk to you guys about is articles. They are what really got the site off the ground, but unfortunately they kinda died. All of us here at starmen.net love EarthBound articles, heck most of us staffers have written some. Take reidman's, Tomato's, and even mine. These are just a few of the countless insane ramblings, and yet people LOVED them. So if you want to help us out, send an article or two to our articles guy, Jeb2.

    This is Starmen.net, and the end is far from sight. Goodnight everyone.

    E-mail diospadre Posted by diospadre 10/10/2000 at 1:19:41


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    You wanna dance, old man?


    Hi, I updated flukes again. Check them out right here. Aside from that, I have a few things to go over for when you submit your flukes.

    1. When submitting, put them in the name/number system that has been around forever. DO NOT name them "happyhappyist.gif" "nessintrouble.gif" and so on. Instead, if say, your name was Bobby, name them "bobby1.gif" "bobby2.gif" and so on.

    2. Also when submitting flukes, do not attach them individually(ESPECIALLY if they are bitmaps). Please compress them. Also, by compression I mean winzip compression(a .zip file). NO PKzip, no ACE compression, etc. This is because a. I only have winzip, and b. because if you attach each fluke individually, it becomes too much for my modem and it crashes(and then dios has to retrieve the flukes from my mailbox and I guess it's annoying to do that when you're dreaming about clown girls and spaceships)

    Ok that's all, bye bye.


    E-mail Falcon24 Posted by Falcon24 10/8/2000 at 22:20:03


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    Happy October the 8th!


    Since there have been a low number of updates lately and I haven't updated in awhile, I decided to update Fanart. So go check it out. If you submitted your fanart and it wasn't included in this update, don't panic. I'm saving them for next time. Also, SEND IN YOUR FANART! It's fun and educational. That's all, bye.

    E-mail Poo Posted by Poo 10/8/2000 at 13:20:47


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    Article, and polls are back!


    I wrote up an article about #Earthbound. I think it pretty much says the same basic ideas as guru's, just from a different point of view.

    Read it here.

    Also, I know a lot of you haven't found out yet, seeing the results of the current one (only 26 at this time), but thanks to Xodnizel, the Polls section is back up and running! Go Vote!