Written by Heavily Armored Hamster
[Track 1: Runaway Bro.'s Hard Luck Club Band]
It was just a week or so ago tonight
A boy in a red cap bought 'em a place to play
No longer in fear of debt, music lives again
So lemme introduce to you
The Runaway Brother's Hard Luck Club Band!
(We're The Runaway Brother's Hard Luck Club Band,
We've been waiting for a long time for a place to jam
To belt out our harmonies and get our groove on
Looks like we've got a show in store
Runaway Brothers Hard, Runaway Brothers hard
Runaway Brothers Hard Luck Club Band
We're so glad you came out to see us
At last, on our road to stardom
We've gone so far, we've gone so far, we've gone so far!)
Well I really don't mean to steal the show,
Just thought you all might like to know
Lucky's going to dance a jig
And he wants everybody to dance along
So get up and get ready
For The Runaway Brother's Hard Luck Club Band!
(We're the Runaway Brother's Hard Luck Club Band,
Our spirits are set free to create at last
All this time the freedom we've been seekin',
Is ours, at last at last at last!
Here we go, here we go, gonna start at last!
Runaway Brothers Hard, Runaway Brothers Hard
Runaway Brothers Hard Luck Club Band!)
[Track 2: Not goin' anywhere tonight]
Well what do you know
Our tires gone out
An' there's no spare change
Whaddya say, can you spare a dime?
Just give it, and we'll be gone
On the road to adventures,
The Six of us together
There's nowhere else to go
'Cept onwards, onwards, onwards
Out on the road, do you feel so alone?
(Nah, we got it all together!)
Where are you going away to so soon?
(Not Goin' anywhere tonight)
Where do you think you'll go, tomorrow?
(Not goin' anywhere tonight!)
So we'll stay and put on a show
Even if we go into debt
Cause soon enough we'll be on that road
And we're not goin' anywhere tonight
Out on the road, do you feel so alone?
(Nah, we know right where's it at)
Where are you going away to so soon?
(Not goin' anywhere tonight)
Where do you think you'll go, tomorrow?
(Not goin' anywhere tonight!)
You seem to care free,
Such dream chasers
How is it you've set your mind free
How is it you've gotten so happy?
(Not goin' anywhere tonight!)
[Track 3:Where the Saturns come from]
Gee, just today we met an odd little fellow
Saying Ziff, Boing Bing Zoom
Orange and with a bow in his hair
He said hello, how do you do?
I am Mr. Saturn
Where is it that you come from, we tried to ask
But he just boinged and ziffed at us
Avoiding the question, too personal?
Got us thinkin' though
Where the Saturns Come From
Maybe it's a place out beyond the stars,
With vivid orange grass and a jade sky
Elephants roam the vast hillside
And Saturns fly through the sea
Yeah, That's where the Saturns Come from
Nah, nah said Lucky to me
Saturns come from a place we've forgotten
A realm of the mind we've closed off
Metaphysical, symbolic, manifestations...
That's where the Saturns come from
Course then again it just might be
The Saturns are from earth
Jest like us cats, you and me
Maybe they're not so alien
Doesn't matter where the Saturns Came from
[Track 4: Liftin' Some Weights]
Can't walk today
Too much weight, far too heavy
Can't stand up today
Too much weight, far too heavy
I gotta get m'body inta shape
I gotta start liftin' some weights
I gotta get m'body inta shape
I gotta start liftin' some weights
My mind's chasing it's tail
Running round and round and round today
My wife, she's a leavin' me today
My Dog, He's a dyin' on me today
My life, It's escapin' me today
I gotta get m'body inta shape
I gotta start liftin' some weights
I gotta get m'body inta shape
I gotta start liftin' some weights
Don't gotta be no he-man
No mythological super man
Just gotta have a moment or two
And si'down, Relax a little bit
Gotta have the mind to lift some weights
[Track 5: Greatest Stage]
Quick, look behind you!
See that wooden plateau?
Starting to crumble, dilapidated?
Yeah, that's our first stage
Built ourselves and it shows
But hey, That's where the road began
Don't look behind you
There's that soggy field
Yeah, our Second Stage
Nothing to see there
'Sept you feelin' sorry for you
Oh, oh look behind you!
Hahaha, a Parade!
Yeah, that's our third stage
Badda Badda, we were dancin'
Never heard that song before
Cripes, you looked behind you
And didn't see nothing
Yeah, that's our fourth stage
Debt to the soul and debt to the mind
Debt to every yearning of song
Look up and look down
Come on now look all around
Yeah, our greatest stage!
Wonderful stage, never ending phase!
A new place to party, gonna party
On the greatest, greatest stage
[Track 6: A Shout out to our boy Ness]
We wanna give a shout-out to our boy ness
So we're gonna sing
We're gonna have a show tonight
With many magical, mystical things
Lucky's gonna dance for you
All over the ceiling and floor
All of us, we're gonna form
The grandest human pyramid
And what's a show without the FLYING MAN?
Everybody's Hero Little N
Is sittin' in the audience, thumbs a twittiln'
He's gonna show us all some pii-es-ay
Or maybe not
Let's give a shout out for boy Ness
And Lucky's gonna swim in tank of krakens
Lucky's gonna Fight a billion Starmen
Lucky's gonna belch a master belch
Lucky's gonna put on a show tonight
To give a shout out to our boy Ness
[Track 7: Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...]
I saw her fillin' up a cup of Java
Saw her through the window
Her face all distorted
Looked like a walrus woman
Went inside, and saw Jackie
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...
Our beautiful, Beautiful Jackie
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...
Let us give you a show, cafe or no!
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...
Let's have some coffee, just you n' me!
We got the customers outta there
And set up our music of sky
Givin' a concert
To one fine girl
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...
I think we're alone now
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...
We love your cafe, Jackie
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...
Tonight, a concert for one!
She laughed and she cried
She hollered and she whistled
She smiled and she grinned
Didn't make no money
But I think we won the heart
Of Jackie, Jackie, Jackie...
[Poem 8: A final Stage?]
Another stage, comin' up?
One that ends, and no other after?
You tryin' to say
That there's one final stage?
A final Stage? (Woah, Woah woah! Let's take it slower...)
One Final Stage? (Woah, woah woah! Nothin's gotta end...)
Hey, maybe that stage isn't it
Maybe it's just a big one
Can't see the other quite yet
Not enough time to call it quits (Careful, don't fall off...)
(Woah, woah woah...)
A final Stage, I don't think we'll see
A final stage, nah, not for you 'n me!
(Woah, Woah, Woah, you scared me...) More 'n more!
(Woah, woah, woah...Think you lost me) Let us pull you up stage!
(Woah, woah, woah...A final Stage?) Maybe
(Aren't you maybe scared
That fabled final stage
Is the end, of it all?
Aren't you maybe 'friad
It's all gonna end?)
Woah, woah woah...Let's take it slower...
[Track 9: Runaway Brothers Hard Luck Club Band (Reprisal)]
Hey hey yeah, You gotta see 'em again!
There's gonna be right here, each n' every night!
You can come and see 'em, for a long long time!
The Runaway Brothers Hard Luck Club Band!
(We're the Runaway Brothers Hard Luck Club Band,
Runaway Brothers, Runaway Brothers run
I think we all had ourselves a groove
But we gotta sit down, gotta take a rest
So 'til we stand up again, so long!)
You can see them every week
In fact, I'm sure they'd enjoy it
So come one and come all
Come on and come on again!
(We're the Runaway Brothers Hard Luck Club Band,
Runaway Brothers, Runaway Brothers run
I think we all had ourselves a groove
But we gotta sit down, gotta take a rest
So 'til we stand up again, so long!
Hope to see you here, again!)
[Track 10: Our Perfect Life]
So then I walked off the stage
And breathed the air
The air that's free
In debt to no one, in debt to me
Walked through a sea of fans
All so happy, all so pleased
Seems like they liked our songs
Don't want us to leave, can't let us go
We'd love to buy you a drink...
A drink soft on your tongue...
Buy you a drink a drink a drink so soft on your tongue
Drink a drink a drink a drink so soft on your tongue
So then I walked off the bus
Smiling faces, even at night
Smilin' faces, even without light
Our apartment, nothing too much
Didn't ask for much and got much more
So in the night's perfection
We jam into bed
Free of reflections
A knock comes knockin' at the door,
A knock from someone who may not be important
A knock from someone who just wants somebody to be around
I'd love to buy you a drink,
A drink soft on your tongue...
Buy you a drink a drink a drink so soft on your tongue
Drink a drink a drink a drink so soft on your tongue