You feeling kayo?
You don't look so good
I don't think you are!
Freind! You are sick!

Don't worry
I'm well trained
In medicine and healing
Friend! I am a doctor!

Yes, that's right
I am a doctor
A Mr. Saturn Doctor
Friend! I can treat you!

I see you have your doubts
Although I'm clueless why
I'm just here to help you
Friend! Open up to me!

Is it because I live
Inside a trash can?
I see nothing wrong
Friend! I do not understand!

Do you find something filthy
With the thought of trashcans?
Do they repulse you?
Friend! I urge you to look closely!

You'll see that my trashcan
Has been washed very clean
It's been waxed and is glowing
Friend! I assure you it's sanitary!

Look beyond the Trashcan
For I see you have preconceptions
Look inside the trashcan

Friend! Look at me!

I am a doctor
I am your friend
I can make you feel all better
Friend! I am your Friend!