Pictures Taken Instantaneously!
I'm a photographic genius
If I do say so myself
Okay get ready for an instant memory
Look at the camera...
Ready...
Say "Fuzzy Pickles"
Wow, what a great photograph!
It will always ring back
The fondest of memories...

Sure, you mock me
Might even find me annoying
I stop your journey, eat up time
You cringe as I command
"Say Fuzzy Pickles"
But the truth is
This is important
Not for today
But for Tomorrow!

Maybe you're too young
But I know for a fact that
You'll see for yourself, in time
Someday, far, far in the future
When you're withered and gray
You'll happen upon a scrapbook...
You'll look back,
And feel the warmth
Of friends from far ago
And Times long past

So don't flinch when I arrive
In fact, put on a smile!
Someday you'll understand
What all of this is for
I promise!

Now, Look at the camera...
Ready...
Say "Fuzzy Pickles"