The strangest thing happened
I was sitting around
At the bus stop, waiting
When the most unusual guy
Showed up and sat down
Right next to me

Now I'm not one to point
And I'm not one to stare
But this guy...
He wasn't human at all
In fact, he was an entity
Made out of evil, completely
A swirling crimson face

Didn't quite catch his name-
He merely mumbled incoherently
"Giygas", "Giegue", "Googoo"
Something along those lines
He looked at me and my soul froze
Asked me when the buss arrived
And I replied calmly
In just an hour more

Now this stranger
I think he had problems
Maybe as a child
His mama entity forgot to hug him
But all he talked about was power
And death and destruction and chaos
Seemed like he had a cult following

He asked me if I had seen
A little boy or two or three
Or even a cute little girl
I told him I Saw Sammie
But he told me that
Sammie was his soulless slave
So I bit my lip
And tried to wait
Just half an hour more

The silence was awkward
There I was
Rubbing elbows with the
Very embodiment of evil itself
Didn't have a lot to say

Asked him why he didn't just
Fly to his destination
Or anything of the like
To which he responded
He had to conserve his PP
I thought it was rude
That he had to use
Such childish words

So the bus came
And the two of us boarded
I tried to get away from him
And found the only other seat open
Was next to the Fuzzy Pickle Guy
I weighed the options in my mind
And finally decided
The walk to town wasn't that bad