It used to be a little obsession
It used to be our little quirk
Now we're all known
For our little fetish
Yes, it's true
We love roadblocks
We do we do we do we do

We'll close down the roads
Just because a cat
Is caught in a tree
In someone's backyard
After all
It's a dire emergency!

We'll close down the roads
Just because a flower
Uprooted by the wind
Lands in the street
After all
We don't want accidents!

Some people find it odd
Some people find it sick
Some people find it humorous

We take it seriously,

It is our pride
We'll close off the roads
For whatever reason
We'll close off the roads
Each and every season
We'll close off the roads
Until we set a world's record...

That day is what we're longing for
That day is what we're hoping for
The day our ten thousandth road is closed
Thus breaking the record
Then we'll throw a party
Then, to commemorate the day
We'll close another road