Hello, hello?
No...
I'm not the one you love
Just a friend of his

Hello, hello?
I'm calling you today
To tell you, he's grown ill
He's at a hospital, two blocks down

Hello, hello?
That's your son
The one that's unconscious
Thought you might like to know

Hello, Hello!
You can't hug him, You can't kiss him
Just wire me some money, I'll foot the bill
Don't worry, it's going to be all right

Hello, Hello...
You very narrowly
Missed every opportunity...
Hello, Hello!