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The Ballad Of Belch


Written by AlexDelisauce

Oh it is so great...

To eat fly honey for lunch,
To eat fly honey for dinner,
To eat fly honey for brunch.

It tastes so good, I must say
That it tastes quite like
Human decay.

Oh it is great to be
The great Master Belch
Just burp and they flee.

Such respect, it is so great.
None disobey me, all fear me,
And I can just eat them whole to inflate.

Oh it so great...

To eat fly honey for lunch,
To eat fly honey for dinner,
To eat fly honey for brunch.

The look of me is so sick...

They just stand there, horrified.
Solidified.
Petrified.

They look at me, they get so sick.

They throw up,
They give up.
Word up.

Oh, it is so great...

So, would you like to be my next meal?
That can be arranged,
And you can tell me how being eaten does feel.

While in my stomach, of course.
Oh, and bring a friend.
He or she can be the second course.

The humans, the homosapiens.

They all know that the look of my is so sick.
Though they are ugly,
They are not all that thick.

They just stand there, horrifed.
Solidified.
Petrified.

They all look at me and get so sick.
Oh, it really gives me
Quite a kick.

They throw up.
They give up.

Word up.





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