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Last Session


Written by AlexDelisauce

Hello Poo,
I am your ancestor,
How are you?

You will now
Start the last session of your training,
The following you must allow.

May I take your legs?
May I take your arms?
You can replace them all with pegs!

May I take your ears?
May I take your mouth?
You cannot tell me these are your worst fears!

Now you have no hearing
Now you cannot speak
All that you can do is keep on leering.

May I take your eyes?
Now you cannot see,
No eyes, mouth, ears, you cannot hear, make, or see lies.

May I take your soul?
Please, oh say I may.
Now I own your body, whole.

What is that? Your are filled with dismay?
Oh, no, then what is wrong?
Oh, I almost forgot, you cannot say.

I own you.
You are mine.
I own you, Prince Poo.





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