There once was a guy,
A very assuming guy,
Who had a teardrop in his eye.
And if you would ask me why.
This so called assuming guy,
Would have a teardrop in his eye.
I would tell you one day long ago.
I man walked by and stood on his toe.
This made the guy a little sad.
The others there thought he was mad.
He assured them he was only sad.
He said they shouldn稚 always assume things.
So they started calling him lots of names.
They called him names until he cried.
He fell down so they thought he died!
He got right up and said I AM ALIVE!
He said they should stop assuming.
Then they heard a voice booming.
IT WAS MR T!
Mr. T said I pitty the fool that痴 as unassuming as you.
So just like so many teenagers do,
They made the nickname stick like gum to your shoe.
And that痴 the sad tale of the assuming local guy
Who has a teardrop in his eye.
All because they called him the unassuming local guy.