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Earthbound: The Way of Life


Written by Darth Belch

A mere piece of plastic?
A computer chip?
A video game?
NO!
Earthbound is the way we live.
You play the game and your addicted.
You walk around chasing crows with a bat,
pretending is a Spiteful row.
You beat you neighborhood bully,
pretending that he is Giygas.
You plan to have kids,
and name them Ness, Paula, Jeff, or Poo.
Yes, you get into Earthbound, you dont think,
"Poo is a stupid name"
Its not stupid!
Why?
Because Earthbound is a way of life.





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