Oh, Orange Kid is a genius
For now please hold your applause
With a smile and a grin he is ready to begin
Some scientific cause
His teeth are white and his skin is clear
His mind is sharp and it's without peer
His orange hair has the slightest curl
And in every single instance he will get the girl

He swore to fix the boiled egg
And make it fresh once more
Thus reversing entropy, plus making history
And sending Einstein out the door
He smells better than the Apple Kid
His discoveries come without squid
He may not turn pencils into goo
But that's 'cuz he's too cool to mess around with you