Fly Honey dosen't taste real good to me,
Because it's made from flies, not bumble-bees,

Oh, Honey.
F - L - Y, Honey...

Now this kind of honey isn't of the norm,
It'll knock you right out like a Psi Starstorm,

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey...

You pop it in your mouth and your face turns green,
Because it's meant to be eaten by slimy things,

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey...

You eat a bit more and your brain seems to stop,
Like when Fobby uses Psi Brainshock,

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey...

Well it's sticky, and it's bitter, and it's hard to find,
Because the crazy taste will drive you out of your mind,
But for all it's worth, it kinda makes you think,
Is there anyone on Earth that could eat this thing?
Well it seems later on that it has a use,
It saves you from drowning in your own puke!

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey...

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey...

Well, I waited three minutes...
I gave the jar to Belch...
How happy he felt...
Then he filled his gut...
Then I proceeded to kick his butt!

As he melted away, I thought deep down inside,
What was so special 'bout this stuff to make him loose his mind?

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey,

So I took my jar back and I gulped it all down,
Then my stomache started making this funky sound.

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey...

Well it took me by surprise and it shocked my brain,
Because it's one-two-punch! drove me near insane.
It made me feel queasy and it made me swoon,
Then I swelled in size like a big balloon.
Even though it's not made by bumble-bees,
It can still take advantage of your allergies.

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey...

Oh, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey,
F - L - Y, Honey...