While walking through the streets of Threed,
One cold Halloween night,
A "Chick" dressed in bikini black,
stood right out in plain sight.

There was somthing wrong with this picture here,
you can only sun-tan in the day,
But when I tried to ask her why,
She quickly backed away.

"Hey, Wait!"
I said,
And after her I fled.

She seemed to be just a tad bit rude,
And acted real stuck-up.
She must have passed me off as being
just a local nut.

I yelled "There's way too many monsters out!
For a girl, this place is not safe!"
With that, she grew an evil grin,
and so began the chase.

"Hey, Wait!"
I said,
And after her I fled.

She was gaining a bit of distance,
So "Whoa, slow down," I said.
At that moment, a zombie appeared,
with deathly eyes of red.

He bit me in my arm and I could
feel my blood racing.
I bit him back in self-defense
and again, I continued chasing.

"Hey, Wait!"
I said,
And after her I fled.

I chased her through the graveyard.
As strange as it may seem,
Ghosts and evil garbage cans
laid all around the scene.

No Good Flies and Moldy Men,
were standing in my path,
Of course, they roughed me up a bit,
As I did try to pass.

"Hey, Wait!"
I said,
And after her I fled.

She rounded one last tombstone
but nearly left me in the dust,
When I met a zombie posessor,
No solid matter in his touch.

He screamed some evil chantings
And he seemed to disappear,
But the humming of his voice
began to ring inside my ear.

"Follow!"
It said,
And after her I fled.

She ran through Mach Pizza's kitchen,
But as I opened the door to go through,
I ran right over the delivery guy,
And his pizza covered my suit.

Some dough they were air tossing,
Landed right smack in my face,
Yet SHE seemed to be enjoying this
Midnight Halloween race.

"Hey, Wait!"
I said,
And after her I fled.

She ran through the dark department store,
Though I couldn't see a thing.
I tripped on top the fourth floor stairs,
And my head suffered some "Dings".

Inside my bleeding brain I heard,
"You must not loose her trail,"
So I picked myself back up again
And got back on her tail.

"Follow!"
It said,
And after her I fled.

My bones did ache and heartbeat raced,
my infected blood did flow,
But curiosity had killed me,
and nothing could make me slow.

My head is bleeding, ear is ringing,
My clothes, tattered and torn,
I might as well go all the way,
Or else, myself i'll scorn!

"Hey, Wait!"
I said,
And after her I fled.

She ducked inside the Threed Hotel,
So I did as well, in turn.
The Busboys whispered "Deja Vu"
And seemed a bit concerned.

I heard the voice for one last time,
"She waits in this room, here..."
And so, I then approached the door,
And swallowed all my fears.

"Inside!"
It yearned,
The knob then I did turn.

I walked inside the darkened room
And the door locked itself tight.
The lights came on and an army of monsters
Gave me a good fright.

I tried to pull the door back out,
But alas, it would not budge.
The monsters quickly cornered me,
and all I could say was "Oh, Fudge"

"Oh, Fudge!"
I said,
And now I know I'm dead!

"Come on, we can talk this out,"
As if they understood what I said.
The zombie closest to me
took me out with a blow to the head.

In my last few moments of consciousness,
I heard the blonde "Chick" yell,
"Hey buddy, how would you like to live
as a slave for Master Belch?"

...

That's all that I remember now,
As far back as I can go.
I'm a fly honey slave in a oder filled base,
I've lost all future hopes.

Master Giygas will soon invade the Earth,
The thought makes me drown in tears.
It seems the "Chick" dressed up in black,
Was just the first of my fears.