Written by Everdraed
To the tune of 釘ohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Buzz Buzz (narrator): This is Onett, a
Small town in Eagleland
At Ness痴 house happens
Something too wild to understand
He opens his eyes
Looks up to the skies and sees...
Ness: Meteorites crashing, striking the Earth
I wake up, please now mom, let me go,
Time to see the world you know
All this psychic power seems to open new doors for me,
For me
Ness: Mama, I知 calling home
Hope that everything is well
Boy this town has gone to hell
Mama, things in Twoson were fun
But here in Threed there is no light of day!
Mama, ooo
Tell Tracy I知 okay
And if I don稚 call back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, and tell dad to send more money
Paula: Boogie tents, and zombie men
Jeff: Send shivers down my spine
Ness: Smells so putrid all the time
Kids: Goodbye, Saturn Valley, we致e got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Belch
Waterfall, ooo - (waiting so long)
Ness: Please just let us in
Jeff: I wish the password wasn稚 two minutes long!
Belch: I see the little sillhouetto of a band
Of four kids, four young kids, come to ruin my fact池y
Psychic brainshock, lightning - very very frightening me
Kids: Master Belcho, Master Belcho
Master Belcho, Master Belcho
Master Belcho has to go oh he smells gross!
Ness: You think I知 just a small boy, no threat to nobody
Kids: He's not just some boy, and he値l show you no sympathy!
Soon Master Belch, we will end all your tyranny!
Ness: Stuck in slime, ick, oh no! Will you let us go?
Belch: Burp burp burp!
Zombies: No - we will not let you go
Kids: Let us go!
Belch: Burp burp burp!
Zombies: We will not let you go
Kids: Let us go!
Belch: Burp burp burp!
Zombies: We will not let you go
Kids: Let us go!
Zombies: Will not let you go
Kids: Let us go! (never)
Zombies: Never let you go
Kids: Let us go!
Zombies: Never let you go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Paula: Oh some on pleas-a hear my plea-a!
Kids: Come and make them let us go!
Ness: That Buzz Buzz never said that vict池y came for free
Kids: For free
For free
Ness: So you think you can sludge us and belch in my face?
You pretend that you池e stronger just 祖ause you own the place
Not so, Belchy. Get ready now Belchy
Use the Fly Honey, let's show the blob man what's up!
Ness: We won, ooh yeah
Someday we値l be Giygas
Everyone will see
We will save the world soon Jeff and Poo and Paula, and me.