One slice makes you woozy
Another makes you faint,
And the kind that your mom gives you
Replenishes HP.
Go ask Ness
When he's seein' purple.
And if you go bashing starmen
And you know you're going to lose,
Tell 'em a cake dispensing woman
Has given you your fix.
Call Poo
When he's meditating.
When the man in your head
Comes out and steals your mind.
And you've just finished your training
And you learn PSI.
Go ask Ness
I think he'll know.
When fry pans and ray guns
Have fallen cold and dead,
And your neighbor Pokey is taunting
And Giygas is chanting "Ness"
Remember what the psychic master said:
"Fire ﾟ. Fire ﾟ. Fire ﾟ..."