Jolly old St. Ness,
Lean your ear this way!
Don't you tell a single soul
what I'm bound to say.
Chritmas Eve is coming soon;
Now you dear old man,
I desperatly want Earthbound;
tell me if its there.
I'm pretty sure I'm on the list
of being really nice;
but please tell me Old St. Ness
If you'll bring to me an Earthbound
if you can.