Earthbound is the coolest game,
Sit down in front of the TV and play all day,
With Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo,
The world can rest,
Cause they are the best.

You go to different lands,
Many far from home,
But your friendship remains strong,
So your friends still tag along.

Then you go to the eight sanctuaries,
Making them your own,
Traveling to your dream land,
Where you feel at home.

You wake up soon to be a robot,
You then go to the past,
Thanks to the Phrase Distorter,
You get there very fast.

Soon you are at Giygas,
And everything is looking grim,
Then Paula says a prayer,
Suddenly you have defeated him.

Your souls return home,
The world now has been saved,
You are a hero,
You are very brave.

Earthbound is the coolest game,
Sit down in front of the TV and play all day,
Even though now you've beaten it,
Play it again anyway,
Cause more secrets about EB will come your way.