If you Nintendo execs can hear us
we have a demand!
We want our Mother now,
can't you understand?

I've been playing that series since I was a kid,
loved it from first try,
and now that you have nothing in development,
you're making me cry!
Everybody needs some Ness,
has a little Jake inside,
or has a Teddy toy,
cause they all give us joy!

Can't you see that what we need
is our old Starboy?
You've got to see,
you've got to,
we need our old Starboy!

If you Nintendo execs can hear us
we have a demand!

We want our Mother now,
can't you understand?

Just be nice,
spend some money,
we promise,
we'll pay you back!

We just want an old-school RPG,
so cut us some slack!
We've been protesting for so long,
our fingers,
they're beginning to ache,
so bring back Ness,
you fools,
Oh for goodness sake!

If you Nintendo execs can hear us
we have a demand!

We want our Mother now,
can't you understand?
(x2)


Understand....
Understand....
Understand....
(fading)