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The Evil Returns?! Part 2!


Written by Lily

After Pokey had recovered after his staggering defeat
he was going to seek out some assistance--
or rather, he was going to be up to some deceit.

Making his way to Winters, trudging through the snow
a thought ran through his mind as he walked
he thought he'd pick up a bag of chips before he goes

Running to the store near Winters Boarding School,
he remembered that Jeff, the genius, is here
Pokey snickered, because he's good at using tools

"Tools, eh?" Pokey thought to himself,
"If he's good with machines, I can use this to my advantage
he'll build a robot, and make Ness feel the pain he's dealt"

Hopping out of the quiet store,
Pokey silently creeps up to the school gates
Watching, waiting, geez this is a real bore.

Finally he can't wait any longer,
and climbs over the gates.
"Now where's Jeff?" he ponders.

Quietly opening the door,
he slinks his way inside,
trying not to make tapping noises on the floor

Moving up the second fleet of stairs
he checks in the first bedroom.
It's locked. Well, not that he cares.

Fiddling with the next doorknob
he notices that it is open.
He finds two people eating corn on the cob.

"Uh, hello, who are you?" a kid with glasses asks.
"Why are you in our room?" the other person inquires.
"Nevermind that, are you Jeff? I need you to do a task"

"Yeah, I'm Jeff, just what do you need?"
"I was wondering if you can make something...
you know, like a machine."

"I can make machines," Jeff replied,
"But what do you need it for?"
"Um.. for my little brother," Pokey lied.

"Okay, that can be done, I'll get started right away."
He stood up and gathered some gears in the corner
glancing at Pokey, he says, "It'll take some delay."

"That's OK," Pokey says, impatient as ever
"I just want it soon, because it's his birthday"
"Oh, allright," Jeff walked up to the wall and pulled a lever.

A loud cranking noise was heard
and the wall opened up to a workshop

Wow, Pokey thought, This is just absurd.

He giggled in spite of knowing his good plan
Ness will get killed, and he'll be famous
Then the target will be the girl with the frying pan.

"You can stay here for the night," Jeff said
"I'll probably be done in the morning."
"Ok," Pokey grinned, and laid himself down to bed.

What's going to happen next to our hero Ness?
And what is that stupid Pokey going to do next?
Hopefully, Ness will still reign as the best...





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