There Once Was,
A Little Blue Cow.
He Ate Some Grass,
And Didn't Play A Kazoo.

He Lived In Happy Happy Village,
For About His Whole Life.
He Was Very Sad One Day,
Cause He Couldn't Get A Wife.

About A Year Later,
With The Help Of Some Aunts,
He Once Again Became Happy,
Because He Stole Reids Pants.