One fine day I sat myself down
And picked a magazine up off the ground
It was called Nintendo Power
I sat and read it for an hour
I read about a game, EARTHBOUND
How intriguing that game did sound
I read some more and I said, dang!
I gotta get this stinkin game!

I went to Toys R Us one day
It made me stand and shout, hurray!
After saerching the aisles up and down
I found the game I sought, Earthbound
I grabbed the box, ran out of the store
And then I ran in my front door
I popped it in the Super NES
Then I said, "This is the best!"

I sat and played it everyday
I didn't eat or go out to play
I didn't do my homework, or go to school
For I had become an Earthbound fool
After all those hours I did spend
I finally got to the end
When, I beat Giygas it made me tingle
Then I shouted, "WHERES THE SEQUEL!!??"