I like to play Earthbound
I like to eat fruits
But when I get Bored
I like to make toots

My toots are the coolest
My toots are the best
My toots smell like roses
Unlike all the rest

My toots float around
Filling people with glee
When I make toots in #Earthbound
People get happy

Toots are invisible
Of this there's no doubt
But the sweet smell of toots
Is better then Sauerkraut

The wonders of toots
People don't realize
Is that toots can do tricks
You wont beleive your eyes

Toots can do backflips
They can do corkscrews, too
If you could see them
You'd shout "Yippee Ya Yoo!!"

If your feeling lonely
Or you've had a dispute
Just eat some fried beans
And fix yourself a toot

The crocodile hunter says
"Ain't she a beaut?"
Everytime he smells
One of my famous toots

Toots are underrated
That's why I wrote this song
Cuz just one little toot
Will keep you happy all day long

So everyone be happy
Stop the disputin
Put a smile on your face
And keep on tootin!