Do you like EarthBound? Of course you do, don't you, punk?
I sure like Earthbound

You can come and see If Mr. Spoon lets you in
A big fat rathead

What is that girls name? Walkin down the street, so cool
With her pink dress on

I pity da foo That don't do da coo haiku
Doo dee doo dee doo

Bubble Monkey flies He is friends with the Tessie
Give us a ride, please

If you are Pokey Get out of my face, stupid
You are a fat pig

Haikus are so fun Five-Seven-Five for my eyes
Wonderful Haiku

At the polestar school I learn to spell my numbers
1 2 3 4 Y

Me Mr. Saturn Boing! I can tell you all. Zoom!
Mr. Saturn coin

EarthBound.net rocks It's almost as good as cheese
That is pretty good