Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early town
I Heard a rumer from ground control
Oh no, don't say it's true

They got a message from the handsome man
"I'm happy, hope your happy too
I've wasted way to much time
Sordid details following"

The addiction to honey is killing me
Eating jar by jar in synthesis
I ain't got no money and I've got snow white hair
Now it's time for revenge, and my bloodstream is flowing

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Handsome Tom's a junky
Strung out on honey's high
Hitting an all time low

Time and again I told myself
I'll get revenge tonight
But the little yellow jars were following me
Oh no, not again
I'm gonna meet up with an old friend
I'm happy, hope you're happy to
And I'll be there, with a smoking pistol

I've never done good things
I've only done bad things
I've messed things up till my face turned a dark blue, wo-o-oh
I want an axe to break some skulls
He's gonna come down right now

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Handsome Tom's a junky
Strung out on honey's high
Hitting an all time low

My mother says to get things done
You'd better not mess with Handsome Tom...