I'm old! I'm old!
I have wrinkles on my wrinkles!
I need a facelift!
I'm chubby, tired, and pale!
I'm so old!

Every birthday I can't count the candles!
Too old!
All I watch is Soap Operas in my robe!
I want to be young!
I keep getting Application Forms from Shady Acres!

Little kids help me across the street!
I yearn to be young!
I have wheelchairs, food chewers, and worst of all, Pokey!
Argh! I'm old!
Then again, If I was young...
... I couldn't get cranky at the young people of today.

Ugh. Gimme a Mocha.
Old is Bad!
With two creams.
Mmm... Mocha.