Starmen, Starmen, Starmen are very bright.
The shine gloriously, but under the large hunk of scrap,
lies the body of wires,
the bunches of batteries,
and the AI chip, resting in the head part.

Very complex, these Starmen are.
Whoever made them,
whoever thought of such and idea,
is a genious.

Giygas? No. Too dumb.
Pokey? No. Too fat.
Everdred? No. Too gang-sty.

But how did they come to exsist?
Did piles of cables and scrap metal just form together?
They are aliens, so they must've been made somewhere else?
Oh, they are so magnificent!
They will lead you to a bloody death,
but it is worth it to see such things?

No one on this planet could have built them!

But, maybe Dr. Andonuts...?