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Mr. Saturn Versus Tenda


Written by Naeroon

Mr. Saturn, line up!
Tenda, March!
The Mr. Saturn and Tenda have gone to war!
March, March!
Mr. Saturns with their big pink noses and the Tenda with their stick-like arms!
March, March!
There they are, on the hill!
March, March!
... ...!

Run, Run!
Here they come! Arm your noses!
Attack! Attack!
Bop!
Ouch! That nose smarts!
Attack with your nose! Use your arms!
Whack! Bop!
I'm tired! Can't be settle this over a mocha?
Never! Attack!
But the Tenda, they are shy! Can't we teach them not to?
Never! ATTACK!

But, I want a double Mocha...
Did that Tenda just talk?!
Mocha! Mocha! Mocha!
They can talk!
... Well, chant anyways.
Mocha! Mocha! Mocha!
We need Mochas!





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