Blue hats, blue robes, blue buckets of blue paint!
We are the Blue Blue Cultists! Here to make life a drag!

We'll spray you with paint, laugh at your silly-coloured house,
And once we're done that, we'll start chanting!

Blue! Blue!
Blue! Blue!

Come with us, little one!
We'll lead you to our Master!

Blue! Blue!
Blue! Blue!

Carpainter will settle you in all nice,
and then you'll be one of the Cult!

Blue! Blue!
Blue! Blue!

We chant our chant,
we yell it out!

Blue! Blue!
Blue! Blue!

Happy Happyism is a religion!
The best there will ever be!

Blue! Blue!
Blue! Blue!

We're always happy!
Spreading our blue paint everywhere!

Blue! Blue!
Blue! Blue!

Come back again!

Next time you'll be one of us!

Blue! Blue!
Blue!