You sit on your couch
The Controller in your hands
And you start the game.

Music is playing
You tap 'A Button' with speed
To skip the Intro.

Here comes the Menu
reid: 89, d00d: 15,
and one empty slot.

Selecting Space 3
You type in 4 decent names
A pet, food, and PSI.

The Game starts at home
You are sleeping in your bed
When you hear a noise.

You jolt out of bed
Run through the hall and downstairs
Emerging outside

Police line the path
You walk up to the chaos
Pokey turns you back

A second noise sounds
Once you're back in your warm bed
"Lousy Dumb Pokey!"

You stare in wonder
As he talks his flesh jiggles
On his ample gut

"Picky is Missing
I'm in deep doo-doo this time!
Please Lend me a hand!"

Sadly, you agree
You put your old street clothes on
Sis' gives you a bat

As you step outside
The world is quiet and dark
The Police have gone

You walk a few feet
but you are ambushed by crows!
You draw out your bat

They Peck at your eyes
You become a human shield
When pokey hides behind

You swing with your bat
The crow loses 9 HP
You keep on swinging!

With two more good hits
the crow becomes tame and leaves
Pokey was so brave!

You put down the game
It's only just a moment
To Eat Bagel Bites