Once apon a time
NOJ made a game
"We'll call it Mother" and everyone loved her
but got cancelled for the states

But Itoi wouldn't give up
He just couldn't give up
A sequel was made and he was amazed
It got to come out in America

Once there was a meteor
That crashed near Onett shores
A bee flew out and told Ness about
How he had to save the world.

So Ness went down to Onett
To buy a new bonnet
It was really a hat and he bought a new bat
And then he continued on

So He went to the shack
And travelled up the hillside
He fought an ant beat it out of it's pants
And grew to level 10

Then Ness went outside
Where a cop asked him to read
Ness said "Why no" So the cop said "You better show
At the police station tonight"

Ness jumped over roadblocks
After cops gave him some talks
He said "Listen go to twoson"
And off he did go

There was a kid named Orange kid
He wasn't very smart
He attracted girls but was out of this world
In a dumb sort of way

So he moves on to the apple
With no affiliation with Snapple
He said "Invest 200 It won't be a bummer"
And off to work he went

Ness went to Burglin Park
And beat the Burglin up
He twisted his leg and to Ness he would beg
To bring Paula back

On to Polestar Preschool
The place where Paula lives
His dad didn't know, but Paula was gone
Taken to a distant place

On to Peaceful Rest
Beating all the best
A cannot lie he couldn't pass by
A pencil in the road

Apple Kid calls Ness up
He said "Yo what's up?"
He says he made it you guys could come see it
But don't use it near a pencil shop

Ness goes to Peaceful Rest
Slowly but none the lest
He turned around beat UFOs to the ground
and went into the dark town of Happy Happy

Ness bought a bat too
Saw everything was blue
He went to a cabin saw a girl who was sad and
Introduced himself as Ness

So he came out and saw this fat kid
Pokey also his neighbor
He said "Must be labor saving the world"
He wanted him to join with him

So Ness said no
Made pokey stub his toe
He smacked Happiests up and Crows down
And went on to the HQ

He faced Carpainter
With the badge his girlfriend gave him
He deflected the lightning too bad Carpainter ain't a bright one
And gave the Jail Key to Ness

There was a big bad mole
He lived in a hole
He said "I'm 3rd go eat bean curd"
And then beat Ness to the floor.