So Ness Travelled into the cabin
The game started laggin'
To many crows to beat with hoes
So he attacked each row

And he surmounted to the enemies
Got PSI Infinity
But that's much later you silly tater
Now he must go save Paula

She asks if he's been hurt
He's staring at her skirt
He took out the key and unlocked the cell
And saved the day again

Paula and Ness join up
And travel back to town
Through once-blue happy happy and that big ol' valley
And arrived In Twoson town

So Ness went to bring Paula home
And met up with her dad
They met real fast and Paula left
To occompany Ness on the journey

So Burglin's men came to get Ness
He gave him 10,000 none the less!
He got really happy and talked to the wacky
Sir Runaway 5 himself.

So they jammed at Topalla
Ness noticed that she's taller
They kissed that night in pale moonlight
And watched the end of the show

So Ness goes to the Manager
And drops the dollar bills
The guy needs glasses but the runaway 5 come in classin'
And they're free to jam to Threed

Threeds a shady town
The guys walking around look like clowns
They say goodbye and away they go
to the next town

So they head up to the graveyard
Trespassing on peolpes yards
They get to two zombies and stop in fright
They were staring at their heart!

So away they ran
Kind of like they did with that blue clan
They were gonna go sleep, when Ness saw someone neat
So they followed her into her room

And a surprise they did find
Not really what Ness had in mind
There were one eyed dogs and blood thirsty mobs
Of Zombies, they beat them to the floor

There was a big bad mole
He lived in a hole
He said "I'm 3rd go eat bean curd"
And then beat Ness to the floor.