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LimerickBound III


Written by Pedestrian

Calling they did
Their bets on survival were bid
A kid shook himself awake, not far from a lake
Where tessie would help them out

The kid had glasses
And shiny blond hair
He could fix many things get rusty bells to ring
His name was Jeff and he was a genius

To the door he head
But tripped and fell instead
Tony yawned and the idea dawned
that Jeff was running away from school

So out the door they went
And hopped over the tall fence
Jeff said good-bye please don't cry
I'll see you next time I do

Jeff saw a bubble monkey
Who could blow bubbles
He bought the kid, The woman sure did want to get rid
Of that poor young Bubble Monkey

Onward through the snow he travelled
Encountering quite a few battles
Quite a test and beat the best
With his big bottle rocket

The woods had ended
Down the mountains he decended
It seemed like a dead end but bubble monkey decided to lend
A helping hand to the situation

Through the maze he travelled
A monkey babe left our pal dazzled
So the monkey and Jeff would part, He wondered if this would start
an excellent relationship

And to the lab he journeyed
Where he learned his dad wasn't an attorney
They hadn't seen each other in years, but no time for tears
Cause up in the Skyrunner Jeff went





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